Something to blog about

 Not to toot my own horn or anything (very unlike me), but I think this might be my most lucrative month in the history of, well… ever. I’ve been doing something in April I’ve always thought about, but never executed: maximizing all of my revenue streams. Mostly that means turning my phone lines on more and rejecting paid cam requests less. With the way things have been this first week, Im on my way to well over doubling my average. How much is that you ask? Oh yeah, none of your damn business. But probably more than most of you make in a year. 

The anticipation of taking calls has always felt like somewhat of a chore. That is until I actually start talking to your freakshows and am reminded of why I freaking love my "job." I’ve been getting a few giantess fan callers, which is new, different. I forget I’ve somewhat built myself up as a notorious mega woman. It’s a nice change of pace to describe the unspeakable, agonizing, death of a tiny man crushed below my stilettos after several typical "hurrr I’m a butt sucking fag" conversations …..Not that theres anything wrong with that or anything. Some of my closest friends are butt sucking fags.

"Thomas" has probably been my top loser lately. Man this guy is OBSESSED. Typical sissy virgin with no life and a small dick, but I’ll be damned if he doesn’t have the stamina of my hung black boyfriend after 3 red bulls. This low life typically stays on the phone for about at hour at $5/min, blows his baby badder at least 3 times, then sits there and cries that he needs to hang up but can’t do it. I didn’t realize this until now, but my clip "you can’t resist" was a custom for Thomas. I will literally sit there and tell him to hang up, but as long as my feet or my ass are in view, he can’t. Then his little man pussy gets wet and we start all over again. Awesome. Thomas has truly raised (lowered?) the bar of loserdom. The rest of you should all sincerely feel inadequate in your inadequacy.

And in case you don’t, here’s a reminder:

8 thoughts on “Something to blog about

  1. Anonymous

    sounds like an ole tale

    well – these ears are as old as the eyes and brain they share a graying head with – thank God it is a full head of mainly dark hair.
    Sun is setting in NYC and time for a new tale or even a tail here.
    The Grave is closer ‘tho’ I ain’t in it yet. Nice work on the both of your parts. Great manicure and lingerie – is that a new Aeron chair too? Who better than PCL? Absolutely top bitch on Internet!

    1. Anonymous

      Re: sounds like an ole tale

      Many of us are so obsessed and addicted to You, is incredible Your ability to make us feel inferior and inadeguate, doesn’t matter who we are in our vanilla life, in front of You everyone becomes a lowly pathetic loser. Thank You for remind this to me, i need it

      italian devoted slave

  2. Anonymous

    sounds like an ole tale

    well – these ears are as old as the eyes and brain they share a graying head with – thank God it is a full head of mainly dark hair.
    Sun is setting in NYC and time for a new tale or even a tail here.
    The Grave is closer ‘tho’ I ain’t in it yet. Nice work on the both of your parts. Great manicure and lingerie – is that a new Aeron chair too? Who better than PCL? Absolutely top bitch on Internet!

    1. Anonymous

      Re: sounds like an ole tale

      Many of us are so obsessed and addicted to You, is incredible Your ability to make us feel inferior and inadeguate, doesn’t matter who we are in our vanilla life, in front of You everyone becomes a lowly pathetic loser. Thank You for remind this to me, i need it

      italian devoted slave

  3. Anonymous

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  4. Anonymous

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