Heres your stupid update

My my what a busy Summer it's been; I graduated college, bought a house, ran a marathon, and extracted far more money than any of you dweebs deserve to have. Is there anything I can't do? I mean, really. My members site continues to l lure in more and more cum hungry subs every day while team tease grows bigger and badder with each new smokin hot brat that joins. I am truly, the definition of unstoppable. 

I hit the phone lines today. Always nice to reconnect with you dweebs via niteflirt. Especially in pants as tight as these:


(don't wanna miss the next time my phone lines are on? Follow me on twitter @cearalynch)

Yowza! Needless to say my phone was ringing off the hook. I milked a sissy, several foot boys, and squeezed out a nice sum from the infamous @cearajunky. Not bad for a lazy day's work. Meanwhile the clip sales keep rolling in. God damn I love $.

In other news, I've been cleaning out my closet lately, which means lots of perverted treasures are up for bid for you degenerate freaks to fight over. I just put up my socks and shoes, and already the bids are rolling in. Dont act like you don't want to throw yours in too:

BID HERE!

That's all for now, bitches. Oh yeah, and JOIN MY SITE:

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4 Responses to Heres your stupid update

  1. gratch86 says:

    Congrats on graduating college and running the marathon. Love the tight pants.

  2. gratch86 says:

    Congrats on graduating college and running the marathon. Love the tight pants.

  3. Anonymous says:

    The ultimate Goddess

    You are perfection in body as well as mind.
    And to die for you……. if i could be your slave for 1 week, but the price would be death by your hands or feet, then i will glady except.

  4. Anonymous says:

    The ultimate Goddess

    You are perfection in body as well as mind.
    And to die for you……. if i could be your slave for 1 week, but the price would be death by your hands or feet, then i will glady except.

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