I spent the day filming with 4 Irish men for an upcoming doco-series entitled “Kevin McGahern’s America.”
These guys are currently traveling around the US for the next 30 days, filming the lives of interesting subjects. Naturally I was among them. Other subjects include nazis, juggalos and gun-toting republicans. America! Yeah!!
They got to hang out all day, ask me questions, interrogate my editor, watch my videos, feed my chickens and pet my cats. What a lucky bunch of lads.
Since I’m such an attention whore and have all the money I could ever asked for, all it cost them was a bottle of wine and a little weed.
It comes out sometime early October on RTE2, Ireland’s national broadcaster.
Stay tuned, you pasty white guinness drinking fucks.
I haven’t spoken much about this publicly yet, I suppose now is the time to let you all in.
For the past 3 years I’ve been working closely with Australian film maker Julian Shaw on a film about my life and work. It’s been an exciting project that I’ve thoroughly enjoyed watching come to fruition. It’ll be unlike anything you’ve ever seen. A mind fuck of a thriller that defies any genre. Just like me.
Much of is has been shot and much of it has been privately funded (including a sponsorship from clips4sale) But there’s still some funds left that needs to be raised. That’s where you come in: I’m calling upon all you slaves, worshippers, wankers, lurkers, admirers, haters, pay pigs, and plain ole degenerates fucks to gather what money you have and pledge to our kickstarter. Lets make this possible.
I know nothing gives you a greater satisfaction then to use your hard earned dollars to watch me rise to the top. So, you’re welcome.
Last week I was featured on my local news cast. A news reporter emailed me after reading my article in the Portland Monthly and thought it was a great story. I’m still scratching my head wondering why they thought this was an appropriate story to air multiple times on prime time news, but I think it’s hilarious. Their facebook thread blew up with people absolutely disgusted they would run this story and I think that’s great.
Shortly after the story ran someone on twitter notified me that an article came out about me in Israel, an hour later someone told me another one came out in India, then in the UK, then Mexico, then Taiwan and France. They all look like the same article more or less, just translated into different languages. My instagram has been blowing up with 6k new followers in just 3 days.
Its been an interesting experience. With all the international traveling I’ve been doing the past couple years, several people I met only briefly around the world have been finding these articles and reaching out to me. It’s been a good week. I’m doing a radio interview with Fubar later this afternoon, a few podcasts next month and possibly some documentary filming with a TV network in Ireland. Bring it on.
My financial slave, “Stupid Moron,” called me just as I was going to bed. I knew I’d be up for a while longer. Giving me money over the phone gives him immense joy even if I’m mostly ignoring him and double my rates. Zero fucks given. I was dead tired. This was the last ten minutes of our 2 hour conversation. It would have just went on had my will to sleep not taken over my wavering desire to make even more money. Such is the life of a financial domme.
Wow what a night! It’s been a minute since I crushed some men on skype. Tonight did not disappoint. I love how at any point, I can just log in and there’s no end to the horny degenerates eager to pay me for total debasement.
Super slut @brown_nips paid $100 to entertain me for 10 minutes. He really packed it all in. I banned him on twitter a while back. Can’t quite remember why. I think he was bugging me about exposing him so I told him to send me some pictures. Guess what he sends? A bunch of shots of him holding up signs that say “I love Meggerz.” WTF! I mean, yeah sure, so do I… But when I ask you to send me pictures you better not recycle on me. For fucks sake.
I’d say he redeemed himself with this humilitainment. He was all dressed up like little cross dressing fag, performed a strip show, gave himself a coat hanger booty abortion, jerked himself with icy hot then came on his bong and took a hit. BRAVO.
He named his dick “dark knight” and his bong “Kumar.” I’m dead.
If you just can’t get enough of this stud, you can find the first part of his little show on my twitter @cearalynch .. Give him some support you guys, he’s trying to get his gay porn star career going.
@dutchshoeloser popped up. I love this guy. It was 6am in Amsterdam and took 10 shots of whiskey in 12 minutes while lapping at my converse. He kept paying in these weird 2-6 minute cam increments, which was nice since it gave me time to hustle money in between. In the end it all added up to about $350.
As you can imagine he got real hammered real quick. On his last 6 minutes worth of cam, we were having connectivity issues. Poor guy was getting SO frustrated. He was so horny and wanted nothing more than to stab a safety pin though his ear for me. I’m sure all you dudes out there can relate. Luckily it all came together in the end.
My interview with Portland Monthly just came out today. I’d say it turned out pretty sweet. But I suppose it’d be pretty hard not to be when you have such a fantastic subject such as myself.
I’ll never forget the phone call I received a week after the interview was conducted, it was from a younger sounding guy who was fact checking the story. This magazine is generally known for hiking tips and pulled pork recipes and here he asking me questions about selling my pee and circumcision incest fantasy videos. I’m so used to this shit I didn’t think anything of it at first, I just answered his questions in my matter of fact way that I do. Then I noticed he was snorting and giggling at everything I said and I realized this was surely the best fact checking assignment of his whole career.
When I was 17 years old I sold a 12 oz bottle of my urine and a pair of my worn pantyhose to a random fetishist online for $250. It immediately occurred to me that there must be more men like him out there. Today I run a lucrative business as a femdom humiliatrix; exploiting the bizarre kinks of men around the world through homemade clips, cam shows, phone service, and selling worn clothing.