It’s that time of year again! You know the one, where you pay me to pretend like I care in my own fucked up cruel sort of way. Haha. I’ve baked some tasty little cupcakes made with personal princess ingredients and you little snot suckers are receiving the immense privilege of buying them up like greedy little bottom feeding piglets. Come one! Come all! This auction closes in just a few short days. Each lowly loser who buys a cake gets a copy of the full length video above of me preping and baking for you sad fucks. A full 20 minutes total. Also a personalized princess v-day card from yours truly. WOW! This is like the closes youre ever going to get to having a real date!