Alright boys, ready to make yourself useful WITHOUT money? Yeah, you cheap fuckers usually are. Well here’s a completely free, effortless way to serve your favorite humiliatrix; vote, vote, VOTE. These top sites depend on the clicks of losers like you to send my banner to the top and thus promote me to every other loser who’s been living under a rock and hasn’t heard of me. You know your dick gets hard at just the thought of making me more money, even if your sad income can’t provide it directly.

So how does it work? Easy. Simply click all 5 links listed below and enter the site. That’s it. Even a complete nimrod like you could figure it out. (If the link doesnt work, copy and paste the following URLs into your browser.)  Each click counts as one vote.

Just one vote? Can’t I do more?? Why yes you can. Simply bookmark these links and make it your morning ritual to vote everyday. Be my mindless monkey zombie and click click click. Better yet, if you can vote from multiple IP addresses, click and vote multiple times a day.