James *****: hi
James *****: hi
James *****: yur like da meanest and the best dom ever
James *****: i luve yu
James *****: can i plz be yur slave
James *****: plz
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James *****: cummon
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James *****:  yu der
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James *****: yu der
James *****: hi
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