Not to toot my own horn or anything (very unlike me), but I think this might be my most lucrative month in the history of, well… ever. I’ve been doing something in April I’ve always thought about, but never executed: maximizing all of my revenue streams. Mostly that means turning my phone lines on more and rejecting paid cam requests less. With the way things have been this first week, Im on my way to well over doubling my average. How much is that you ask? Oh yeah, none of your damn business. But probably more than most of you make in a year.
The anticipation of taking calls has always felt like somewhat of a chore. That is until I actually start talking to your freakshows and am reminded of why I freaking love my "job." I’ve been getting a few giantess fan callers, which is new, different. I forget I’ve somewhat built myself up as a notorious mega woman. It’s a nice change of pace to describe the unspeakable, agonizing, death of a tiny man crushed below my stilettos after several typical "hurrr I’m a butt sucking fag" conversations …..Not that theres anything wrong with that or anything. Some of my closest friends are butt sucking fags.
"Thomas" has probably been my top loser lately. Man this guy is OBSESSED. Typical sissy virgin with no life and a small dick, but I’ll be damned if he doesn’t have the stamina of my hung black boyfriend after 3 red bulls. This low life typically stays on the phone for about at hour at $5/min, blows his baby badder at least 3 times, then sits there and cries that he needs to hang up but can’t do it. I didn’t realize this until now, but my clip "you can’t resist" was a custom for Thomas. I will literally sit there and tell him to hang up, but as long as my feet or my ass are in view, he can’t. Then his little man pussy gets wet and we start all over again. Awesome. Thomas has truly raised (lowered?) the bar of loserdom. The rest of you should all sincerely feel inadequate in your inadequacy.
And in case you don’t, here’s a reminder: