Have you celebrated the anniversary of my existence today?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

For all of you who’ve failed to show a proper tribute, your punishment is to buy my birthday rip off clip:

Make me smile, bitches! I’m off to enjoy a day of sipping vodka, eating cake, and raking in $$$$$ without lifting a finger.

6 thoughts on “Have you celebrated the anniversary of my existence today?”

Anonymous July 28, 2011 at 11:49 pm

hail and fare

well – PCL

22 July found me Unaware of your

Divine Holy Day of Obligation

Please fine me $30 for being late

and $50 for being ugly and old
Anonymous July 28, 2011 at 11:49 pm

hail and fare

well – PCL

22 July found me Unaware of your

Divine Holy Day of Obligation

Please fine me $30 for being late

and $50 for being ugly and old
Anonymous July 31, 2011 at 7:07 pm

22July Princess appears

The Heavens
deliver us to
our Baby Princess
CL who makes sense of
our rich and senseless
existence – thanks PCL!
Anonymous July 31, 2011 at 7:07 pm

22July Princess appears

The Heavens
deliver us to
our Baby Princess
CL who makes sense of
our rich and senseless
existence – thanks PCL!
Anonymous August 1, 2011 at 9:32 pm

July 22nd PCL arrives on Earth

August 1st, 2011

All beauty-driven male effort to please

is PCL’s to Harness should She wish.

Please PCL – Forgive my failure

to see that you approve of

male servants and grant

us the chance to

become useful

PCL peons

yours.
Anonymous August 1, 2011 at 9:32 pm

July 22nd PCL arrives on Earth

August 1st, 2011

All beauty-driven male effort to please

is PCL’s to Harness should She wish.

Please PCL – Forgive my failure

to see that you approve of

male servants and grant

us the chance to

become useful

PCL peons

yours.

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