Greetings fucktards,

So, It’s Friday night and being a Princess I would normally be out doing something exciting and costly, but I decided against it tonight. I’m tired and I thought it’d be best to stay home for the evening. Turns out Friday evenings are a FANTASTIC time to drain wallets. I’ve made over $500 already..! It makese sense, really. Low-life piggies all around are coming home from their depressing jobs eager unload all that hard earned cash onto Me. I turned My phone lines on and they we’re ringing off the hook. One guy in particular spent well over $100 and called Me 5 times.. What was his name? Hahaha just kidding, it doesnt matter. He was a little bitch who stroked his man-clit at the thought of Me giving him blue balls and taking all his money. He was so pathetic I almost didnt even need to be on the phone. Whenever there was a lull in the conversation he’d start chanting “Stroke, stroke, stroke… worship Princess Ceara..!! give Her all my money..!! stroke, stroke, stroke…” it was pure comedy.

What else? Oh yeah, some loser obsessed with My feet has spent well over $300 in cam sessions just to see them…. Sad. Soon he’ll be buying Me shoes like it’s going out of style.

In other news I was recently contacted by a writer who works for More magazine, which is like the UK’s equivilant to Cosmo or Jane, and they decided to do an interview with Me! I’m super excited, this is already the second time this year I’m going to be featured in a magazine.. At first they wanted to schedule a photographer to take my picture but after seeing My exceptionally skillful photography skills they decided to use My work instead. I sent them a bunch of awesome panty pictures so I’m anxious to see which ones they decide to use. Today they asked for more pictures of Me fully clothed so it would be kind of a “before” shot. So I spent pretty much all day taking pictures of My gorgeous self… It’s a hard life, let Me tell you. Here’s one shot I took:

How many of you idiots blew your load in your pants just now? Hahahaha fuckin’ gross.