I’ve been getting a lot of surprises in my PO box lately. I have a sneaking suspicion the Wolworfs and/or boots are from obsessed Randy. Of course with all my admirers it could be anyone. Someone even forked over $300 for a new betsy johnson purse right after receiving the exact same one from chillball only in white. No complaints here! I fly lady like me can never have too many overpriced handbags.

Oh yeah, and my birthday is tomorrow. I havent been making such a big deal out of it this year but that doesnt mean that you fags shouldn’t. Do yourself a favor and buy me something nice!