I hate turning straight guys into fags only to find out they wont go that extra mile. Just accept your fate! You’re gross, ugly and your only hope for getting laid is if you go queer I pimp you out for profit. Fuck you wannabe whores! All you cum dodgers make me want to tie you up and spoon feed you your own baby badder, pushing on your shoulders as you sit on this:

Truly, I want to make you cry.