Monthly Archives: August 2010

Who needs mypc when you have Harry B?

First, I cleaned out what was left in his niteflirt account and deleting all the skanks on his favorites list.


Then I went into his email account, where I found a picture he took of himself, probably to toy with the idea of sending it to someone like me himself. Little did he know what little choice he’d have in that decision. Oh yeah, and I also found this really cheesy blackmail erotica he wrote about Mitsukai. (Girl if you want want a copy let me know. It’s hilarious.)


Here’s the picture. I might post the uncensored version for fun later. But for now just know that he’s really fucking ugly!


Oh yeah, and I found his phone number in there too.


To top it off, I had a little fun in his twitter account. Gave him a sexy new avatar and everything! Hahaha. This was my first experience using twitter btw, and I still think it sucks!

I changed his email password so he wasn’t able to sign back into YIM. After I was done going through his shit I sent him a “gotcha” text message. How much you want to bet he pissed his pants when he read that??

Total earnings: $600+. Be careful what you wish for.

Uhh….

"Perfect Goddess Princess, Ceara,

i could not hold back…. i apologize…. i bought 26 clips from Your store….
if You like to use this puny idiot, please may i beg to be exposed by You, pretty please?

i will gladly send You pics of myself, or You can watch me here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Heelladyjasmina#p/a/u/0/dwBgNt62zI0

Mistress T knows my lowly self, You may also ask her, if it is me in this clip.
i also sent pics to Mistress Monique, maybe You can ask Her if She remembers my ugly face.

pretty please, pretty, pretty please, please destroy me, please

humblest regards to Goddess,
thank You so much"

haha

moneyslavenyla: please mistress i want more
moneyslavenyla: BUZZ!!!
Ceara Lynch: Don’t ever buzz me.
moneyslavenyla: ok sorry
moneyslavenyla: i am very sorry mistress
moneyslavenyla: i gived you $100
moneyslavenyla: please can you humiliate me ??
moneyslavenyla: please
moneyslavenyla: please
moneyslavenyla: you are a bitch
moneyslavenyla: fuck you
moneyslavenyla: go suck your father
moneyslavenyla: BUZZ!!!
moneyslavenyla: mother fuck her
moneyslavenyla: BUZZ!!!

Haha.. Awesome.

I’ve been doing absolutely nothing today, nursing a hangover, watching the money pour in. Good to be me.

mypc + blackmail =



Lookie what I found last night playing mypc.com with Michael aka “ultimatefootloser.” This dolt was probably too drunk to remember. Shouldnt have had that last shot, huh? I also have pictures of his hag of a wife saved. Blackmail doesnt get any better than this!

With glowing hearts we see thee rise, the true north strong and free.

Drove home yesterday from a lovely trip to Canada. I had a great time, not the least of which was spent with this lovely woman:

Look familiar? Yeah well, she should. Domme exordinaire Mistress T showed me around her stomping grounds. It was pride week so half naked men were galavanting around the streets looking to get their fuck on. Somehow this chica fit right in:


Busty glam goddess Samantha: http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/36796

Vancouver is a wonderful city, with a similar hippy-liberal vibe that Portland has on steroids. Mistress T managed to spare 15 minutes for you boys, so enjoy the treat:

http://www.clips4sale.com/16312