Your game is old. Try it on someone who’s been doing this longer than a week.

Just a reminder guys: all sessions with me are paid for in advance. There are no exceptions. And no, buying a clip doesn't count as payment for a session, it counts of payment for a clip. One of the biggest draw backs of my highly successful blackmail videos is  that you morons find it necessary to announce to me when you decide to buy and/or watch them. I really don't give a shit. Nor do I care for the email you may or may not send. In fact, I care NOTHING about you unless I'm profiting from you in someway. Not the "promise" of profit. Actual profit. Immediately and up front. Why? Because I make 6 figures a year without wasting my time.

Unless you have a fetish for cordial agreeableness, your sad attempts to illicit a reaction will fail.

Loser: Hello Goddess Ceara

Ceara Lynch: yes?

Loser: 

I am watching your, Princess Rene, and Princess Monique's blackmail video

Ceara Lynch: so?

Loser: am currently filling out email

Ceara Lynch: and?

Loser: I just want to make sure this is all fantasy right?

Ceara Lynch: fill it out and find out

Loser: I am a little scared

Ceara Lynch: dont waste my time

Loser: ok I will finish watching and filling

Loser: FUCK MONIQUE'S WHISPERING

Loser: IF YOU USE ANY OF THAT I'LL SUE

Loser: DO NOT OPEN IT

Ceara Lynch: huh?

Loser: do not open that email

Loser: please

Ceara Lynch: what email?

Loser: blackmail email I sent after watcihng

Ceara Lynch: oh ok

Ceara Lynch: bye

Loser: what?

Ceara Lynch: i said "ok bye."

Loser: why

Ceara Lynch: Uh, because this conversation is over

Loser: I know you checked you dumb whore

Loser: how was that empty inbox

Ceara Lynch: ok

Loser: fuck off

Ceara Lynch: will do

Ceara Lynch: bye

Offline: Loser has signed out.

28 thoughts on “Your game is old. Try it on someone who’s been doing this longer than a week.

  1. Anonymous

    For years you were known as the easiest domme to troll a cheap thrill out of. Assuming the name you left in is real, your post is actually proof things haven’t changed. Your arrogance stage usually precedes your rectal lining being peeled off someone’s steel toe boot.

      1. Anonymous

        Doubtful when considering he has a blackmail fetish, it was obviously proofread, and your history. Your loser love letters page is still free content on one of your sites and that specifically encourages trolls to email you and you reward them with free exposure.

        1. cearalynch Post author

          Really now, if you think I wrote this entry to “expose” a guy who cared so much about his (fake) information that he messaged me using a full name, I think you’re missing the point entirely.

          As for hate mail, you’re right, I do love it and encourage it. Email me some contact@cearalynch.com

  2. Anonymous

    For years you were known as the easiest domme to troll a cheap thrill out of. Assuming the name you left in is real, your post is actually proof things haven’t changed. Your arrogance stage usually precedes your rectal lining being peeled off someone’s steel toe boot.

      1. Anonymous

        Doubtful when considering he has a blackmail fetish, it was obviously proofread, and your history. Your loser love letters page is still free content on one of your sites and that specifically encourages trolls to email you and you reward them with free exposure.

        1. cearalynch Post author

          Really now, if you think I wrote this entry to “expose” a guy who cared so much about his (fake) information that he messaged me using a full name, I think you’re missing the point entirely.

          As for hate mail, you’re right, I do love it and encourage it. Email me some contact@cearalynch.com

  3. Anonymous

    Then you’ll be deleting the bulk of the emails on your loser love
    letter page cause most of them are blackmail bait and self
    eviscerating subs looking for public humiliation.

    maybe if you want to restrict it to hate mail you will also want to
    change the wording of your solicitation “They range everywhere from
    sissybois begging Me to whore them out on craigslist to human toilets
    telling me how many tons of shit they’ve eaten over the years. If you
    have something pathetic and degrading you’d like to confess and have
    exposed”

    No need to thank me for the heads up, i know how time consuming that is for you.

    Yeah I do think you intentionally left his name in. maybe because you
    are a self confessed drama lover, maybe because you have always loved
    inciting a reaction, maybe to trigger a response in your blackmail
    fans. who knows? makes more sense to me than a very bright and
    calculated woman who never seems to miss a grammatical edit would repeatedly
    make her ooopsies on the same privacy issues that had your former blog
    deleted.

    My main point anyway is how you of all people could act like you are
    above being trolled. Your learning curve was nearly half a decade not
    one week and if the right pressure is applied you can easily be forced
    to respond or driven back into hiatus.

    1. cearalynch Post author

      Im not sure what your beef is with that quote. Lots of guys like to be “exposed.” One would assume an invitation to be exposed would result in just that, right? No rewording necessary.

      This entry isn’t about trolling, its about a very typical game guys like to play to have their fetish indulged for free. That’s fine if you want to think I intentionally put his name in there, I guess I have no way of proving otherwise. But don’t you see how your accusations contradict the whole point here? Why would I “blackmail” someone for free in an entry where I’m saying, “stop trying to illicit free blackmail?”

      My previous journal was deleted for posting a name exactly as it was written as a screen name, and exactly as it was written on the person’s domain name (theirname.com) It’s clear to me that LJ has very strict rules about posting names, even if it’s a name that the person is desperately trying to promote elsewhere online. Being the bright, calculated woman that I am, why would I assume that risk again? Making a new journal and reposting all my previous entries is a shit ton of work (even if I make someone else do it) I just don’t see the benefit.

      1. Anonymous

        Yes, in this context trolling means guys who try to provoke dommes to receive free abuse.

        You are justifying the free abuse on your loser love letter page while
        this journal entry is a general complaint about guys who try to play
        you for free abuse.

        Is the difference that these guys took you up on your offer, came to
        you and explicitly gave you permission to post their correspondence?
        Despite your claim, that page was not originally part of your website.
        It appeared one day with maybe 30 freakshow emails on display. Some
        of those emails were on your myspace blog and the emails you showcased
        to the masses in your Vice article had nothing to do with blackmail or
        public humiliation.

        Let’s be honest. You posted that shit without seeking consent because
        you could. Try posting them on LJ and watch how many of them report
        you. Godaddy will only remove content if they are threatened with a
        lawsuit and exactly how many of those guys really want their online
        shenanigans on public record. Almost all of those emails were intended to be private, some in your vice article in total good faith, and you exploited them for page hits. You did it because you thought that’s what a domme does and as it became the go to place on your website you rationalized justifications for its existence.

  4. Anonymous

    Then you’ll be deleting the bulk of the emails on your loser love
    letter page cause most of them are blackmail bait and self
    eviscerating subs looking for public humiliation.

    maybe if you want to restrict it to hate mail you will also want to
    change the wording of your solicitation “They range everywhere from
    sissybois begging Me to whore them out on craigslist to human toilets
    telling me how many tons of shit they’ve eaten over the years. If you
    have something pathetic and degrading you’d like to confess and have
    exposed”

    No need to thank me for the heads up, i know how time consuming that is for you.

    Yeah I do think you intentionally left his name in. maybe because you
    are a self confessed drama lover, maybe because you have always loved
    inciting a reaction, maybe to trigger a response in your blackmail
    fans. who knows? makes more sense to me than a very bright and
    calculated woman who never seems to miss a grammatical edit would repeatedly
    make her ooopsies on the same privacy issues that had your former blog
    deleted.

    My main point anyway is how you of all people could act like you are
    above being trolled. Your learning curve was nearly half a decade not
    one week and if the right pressure is applied you can easily be forced
    to respond or driven back into hiatus.

    1. cearalynch Post author

      Im not sure what your beef is with that quote. Lots of guys like to be “exposed.” One would assume an invitation to be exposed would result in just that, right? No rewording necessary.

      This entry isn’t about trolling, its about a very typical game guys like to play to have their fetish indulged for free. That’s fine if you want to think I intentionally put his name in there, I guess I have no way of proving otherwise. But don’t you see how your accusations contradict the whole point here? Why would I “blackmail” someone for free in an entry where I’m saying, “stop trying to illicit free blackmail?”

      My previous journal was deleted for posting a name exactly as it was written as a screen name, and exactly as it was written on the person’s domain name (theirname.com) It’s clear to me that LJ has very strict rules about posting names, even if it’s a name that the person is desperately trying to promote elsewhere online. Being the bright, calculated woman that I am, why would I assume that risk again? Making a new journal and reposting all my previous entries is a shit ton of work (even if I make someone else do it) I just don’t see the benefit.

      1. Anonymous

        Yes, in this context trolling means guys who try to provoke dommes to receive free abuse.

        You are justifying the free abuse on your loser love letter page while
        this journal entry is a general complaint about guys who try to play
        you for free abuse.

        Is the difference that these guys took you up on your offer, came to
        you and explicitly gave you permission to post their correspondence?
        Despite your claim, that page was not originally part of your website.
        It appeared one day with maybe 30 freakshow emails on display. Some
        of those emails were on your myspace blog and the emails you showcased
        to the masses in your Vice article had nothing to do with blackmail or
        public humiliation.

        Let’s be honest. You posted that shit without seeking consent because
        you could. Try posting them on LJ and watch how many of them report
        you. Godaddy will only remove content if they are threatened with a
        lawsuit and exactly how many of those guys really want their online
        shenanigans on public record. Almost all of those emails were intended to be private, some in your vice article in total good faith, and you exploited them for page hits. You did it because you thought that’s what a domme does and as it became the go to place on your website you rationalized justifications for its existence.

  5. Anonymous

    illicit vs. elicit

    re. use of illicit: while you are a busy woman, I don’t know what response you wish to elicit whilst engaging in what some might see as illicit enterprise: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/illicit (definition 2) and using not quite a homophone (illicit sounds like elicit) – coming from someone who is famously not a homophobe (homophobe would not be confused with homophone) and while we are here can I give a big shout to http://www.fallacyfiles.org/taxonomy.html which contains the links to fallacies, illicit minor and illicit major and which may be used to categorize some of the pitfalls of your subscribers’ reasining. Loving your stuff btw. – p

      1. Anonymous

        Re: illicit vs. elicit

        very sorry, that wasn’t my intention (reasining ! – how’s my proof reading?) you are an uber-intellect and it is appreciated, really. Sorry again, I just like playing with words. – p

  6. Anonymous

    illicit vs. elicit

    re. use of illicit: while you are a busy woman, I don’t know what response you wish to elicit whilst engaging in what some might see as illicit enterprise: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/illicit (definition 2) and using not quite a homophone (illicit sounds like elicit) – coming from someone who is famously not a homophobe (homophobe would not be confused with homophone) and while we are here can I give a big shout to http://www.fallacyfiles.org/taxonomy.html which contains the links to fallacies, illicit minor and illicit major and which may be used to categorize some of the pitfalls of your subscribers’ reasining. Loving your stuff btw. – p

      1. Anonymous

        Re: illicit vs. elicit

        very sorry, that wasn’t my intention (reasining ! – how’s my proof reading?) you are an uber-intellect and it is appreciated, really. Sorry again, I just like playing with words. – p

  7. Anonymous

    “blackmail email I sent after watcihng” Why are there so many morons on the the Internet who speak like that? They’re the type of people who initiate an internet conversation with “Hello friend”. Take your pidgin English and fuck right off, you stupid, illiterate cock.

  8. Anonymous

    “blackmail email I sent after watcihng” Why are there so many morons on the the Internet who speak like that? They’re the type of people who initiate an internet conversation with “Hello friend”. Take your pidgin English and fuck right off, you stupid, illiterate cock.

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