Portland Monthly Interview

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My interview with Portland Monthly just came out today. I’d say it turned out pretty sweet. But I suppose it’d be pretty hard not to be when you have such a fantastic subject such as myself.

I’ll never forget the phone call I received a week after the interview was conducted, it was from a younger sounding guy who was fact checking the story. This magazine is generally known for hiking tips and pulled pork recipes and here he asking me questions about selling my pee and circumcision incest fantasy videos. I’m so used to this shit I didn’t think anything of it at first, I just answered his questions in my matter of fact way that I do. Then I noticed he was snorting and giggling at everything I said and I realized this was surely the best fact checking assignment of his whole career.