Never would I have guessed that such a garbled up opener could describe someone so well. If you’ve ever wondered if man can live without a soul, here’s a bit of evidence in that regard. Meet jack, my new fave:

wee!

Shoving cocaine up is pee hole.

duurrrrrrrr…

 

"CL"

 

(You can’t really tell, but in the left shot, he’s pouring watered down coke into his eye)

jack a: serve anyone u want be bitchboy for u
jack a: how many lines hld i lay out and do for u
jack a: shld i fck my peehole
jack a: split my bals?
jack a: put coke on it?
jack a: cant do right nbow..kinda messy
jack a: fck peehole again
jack a: how many more klines
jack a: fck my eyes with coke"?
jack a: pur it in with water?
Ceara Lynch: yeah fuck your eyes
jack a: is thast enuf 2 ;put in
Ceara Lynch: sure
jack a: now2?
Ceara Lynch: yeah do it
jack a: poiur inm peehole
jack a: shld i clean my ass then fcujk it?
jack a: do u want me to lick my shit?
jack a: ur not going to post on blog?
jack a: what city u in?