Wish list roll call

It’s been one of weeks; the lady at the UPS store has this look of amazement and confusion at the stacks of boxes I’ve been hauling out lately. One of my newest slaved I’ve dubbed sushi has been putting down a pretty penny lately expanding my lavish life style, he didn’t buy everything here, just the most expensive gifts.


Hot mama hooker wear

New shoes, a couple for die-hard foot bitch Wayne, and a $400 pair of Giuseppe Zanotti

Holy shit, check out those puppies on the right! I forgot I even had those on my list, and I forget who even bought me either of these. But fuck yeah, boot slaves around the worlds are currently pissing themselves with excitement.

A couple of smokin hot dresses, including one seen on miss Tierra lately. Just wait, you’re going to see the two of us on "who wore it better" section of the tabloids soon. Also a book on Freud and quantum physics…. SEXY!


$600 pair of platinum diamond earrings…. TOO SMALL!

Sushi is off to a fantastic start. His pockets are deep and he’s already funded the next installments of my interactive blackmail clips. That’s right bitches, expect to see some follow ups. You think those emails were just for "play?" Hahahahaha….

In other news, my yahoo group has kicked off on an amazing start. Over 60 members have joined since I announced it yesterday. If you havn’t joined yet, what the fuck are you waiting for? Be a part of the Lynch Army. I love having my little mass of minions grouped together to do my bidding. Members get frequent updates, assignments and exclusive pictures.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CearaLynch/

Hogspy

http://hogspy.com/2009/11/23/princess-ceara-lynch-die-for-me/

I got a heads up just a minute ago that this gossip blog, hogspy, wrote about my die for me clip (currently at #3 on the top selling clips.) I love how everyone is talking about how "controversial" this clip is: "

We will let you decide for yourself & take no responsibility for it’s content nor are we in any way condoning it’s theme or any of it’s suggestions whatsoever."

Hahahahaha. People are so touchy about death.

#4


Alright bitches, its time to go on a serious spending binge on Ceara clips. Already have them all? Well then buy them all again you moron. I have shattered the incest barrier of mother son daughter, now it’s time to break through the unstoppable strength of robotlust female training. As you can see, I’m dreaming big here. YOU CAN BE A PART OF THAT DREAM.

So anemic

sandde992: ok, then i spare you a tribute
Ceara Lynch: where?
sandde992: here
Ceara Lynch: uhh, you cant send tributes through yahoo
sandde992: your english is not very good. are you not native? where do you come from?
Ceara Lynch: haha, whats wrong with my english?
sandde992: its just the impression
Ceara Lynch: so you can’t actually tell me what I said wrong?
sandde992: its the way, how you express yourself. This is so anemic, so flat. Native speakers have a more rich speak normally
Ceara Lynch: wow, I have a lot to learn from you. Obviously youre a native speak huh?
sandde992: no, I am not
Ceara Lynch: no way
sandde992: ?
Ceara Lynch: i said "no way"
sandde992: You think that I am native? Or what do you mean?
Ceara Lynch: No, i dont think youre native, I think you’re an idiot
sandde992: yes, I am obviously that, this is not the question
Ceara Lynch: yeah actually it was
sandde992: well, I admit it
sandde992: goodnight ceara
Ceara Lynch: goodnight english master

Die for me

dieforher.com recently wrote an article about yours truly for their website. I was a little skeptical at first because the geeky author approached me and started asking me about my favorite fictional femme fatal. Just to be difficult I told him Ursula from the little mermaid because she’s fat and ugly and because I like octopi. Then in some kind of horny musing he told me how cool it would be if I dominated guys in an Ursula costume. I told him cosplay was gay. Anyway, to my surprise the article is actually a pretty good read… and not just because it’s about me. Although that would make any article phenomenal. http://dieforher.com/femmefatale/ceara-lynch01.html

C4S LIVE!

Ok so Im officially hooked on the C4S live feature. It started off slow and lame, but picked up quickly. I turned on my niteflirt lines and had sissy-slut call and sing “Im a barbie girl” to me and everyone else in the chat. He was dressed in his whore gear and I told him how I was going to turn him into a total cock sucking bitch for my profit. I kept on trying to get him to get on cam for everyone to see too but he was only brave enough to show a few seconds here and there. What a pussy. You know deep down in his attention whoring heart he wanted everyone to see him gag on hia 8″ dildo. Any readers here catch the action??