Kowbux has been quite the attention whore lately….

kowbux was acting like such a WHORE yesterday. he really went all out trying to get My attention. First he put on this show with all his clothes pins, painted his dick with lipstick, stuck a mouse trap on the shaft, danced around, and then plucked out each clothes pin one by one withOUT pinching them open!! Just pulling! he is such a pain slut its repulsive. A few hours later he was at it AGAIN. Putting out burning candles with his dick and balls! Sticking the candle in his butt and waving it around! I was laughing my ass off the whole time. The best part is… I got it all on tape! Go check out this dickhead doofus on My clips4sale page. Its suuuper cheap cause theres no sound, but you can clearly see his cam, My cam, and our yahoo conversation. TOO FUNNY! My man was there the whole time too, laughing his ass off.

Kowbux is promising Me another show later today. he better not pussy out!!

hey oinkers,

Monique and I had a splendid time last Friday. We got pretty tipsy taking shots of rum and fucking with you losers on the phone and on cam. We made a video answering some of the questions you losers left Us, but My half of the tape is all fucked! I dont know why but the audio seriously lags of out sync with the video. I’ve had this problem a lot using My stupid camera, one of you idiots is going to have to buy Me a new one for xmas! Anyway, I know Mo’s half of the interview will be put up on her clips4sale store pretty soon. As for Mine I will have to redo it this week by Myself on My web cam. Who woulda guessed a webcam would be more reliable for making videos than a camera that’s twice as expensive?? I dont get it.

I’ve been busy a lot lately but that all changed last week when I finished My finals for school. Horra! I’m on break for the next few weeks. Which means a lot more time to exploit you mindless fucks!

Oh, and speaking a mindless fucks, I had fun chatting with “Tom Paris” last night. He’s just a stupid wanker who never tributes, but last night he was SOOO drunk, letting anyone and everyone watch him jerk off on cam and taking requests. He would ask Me not to take screen shots, and even though I told him I was going to anyway, he did whatever I told him to! What an idiot! Check this out:

This morning he messages Me again with no recollection of last night and asks Me why My name was written on his chest, HAHAHA!! I showed him these pictures and then made him pay Me $75 not to post them. Naturally he sent a gift card right away. But I guess I’m posting them anyway.

2 Princess interactive video

This Friday bratty_monique is coming over and We will be making an interactive video where We answer the questions asked by losers like you. Comment HERE to leave your question (it can be anonymous). It doesnt matter how many questions you ask, We will be choosing the most creative to use in the video… SO BE INTERESTING! Anything dull or obvious will be ignored. Also, if you leave your name, fake or otherwise, We will refer to it with your question! you have until this Friday before its too late, spoogers!!

-EDIT-

Humiliating pictures to go along with your question are welcome too! Email them too cearaspanties@yahoo.com . If the picture makes us laugh We will use it and expose you !!

Princess cat fight! HISSS!!!

This is TOO funny.

So, recently this little sissy freak show by the name of fagarella, who I’ve been talking to off and on for about 6 months now, sends me this video of himself working out all dressed up in his wig, make-up and “i swallow” shirt. Fagarella doesnt have a lot of money so he tries to make up for it basically by acting like a giant whore and doing anything for any girl that will give him the time of day. Keep this in mind because it’s important to the story. Fagarella is a HUGE slut who bounces from princess to princess. “Loyalty” is not in this loser’s vocabulary.

Here’s a picture:

So, fagarella send me this workout video, right? I post it on youtube for people to laugh at. Out of no where some random domme I’ve never even heard of comes in and comments on my journal with this:

You do know that fagarella video you downloaded on you tube is MINE, don’t you?

Curious, I goto her journal. Lo and behold, an entire entry dedicated to ME! Including pictures, a link to My youtube page, and all sorts of writing about what a big thieving whore I am. How sweet, right? I would link you to it, except Im not retarded enough to advertise some bitter domme who has beef with Me. So I left her this comment:

HAHAHAHA, how can I steal something that was given to me? And more than likely to DOZENS of other dommes online? Bitter much? Oh, and thanks for the free advertisement.

and she replies..

You are a moron and a fucking liar. He did not give that to you I spoke to him and I taped that myself, hmm why don’t you look throughout my journal where you got it and you will see I have several of him going WAY back. SO I suggest you stop being a thief and take that video off your youtube.

Didnt give Me the video? Really? Then how did I find it? I LOVE how she believes what fagarella told her, when he does nothing but make stuff up constantly. And unlike most other catty, angry dommes, I dont spend My time with My nose up the ass of every other domme online, trying to sniff out what they had for breakfast. The only time I ever goto another domme site is if it’s well designed so that I might be inspired. Her website looks like shit so its no surprise I’ve never been there.

So anyway, I sent her the entire conversation between fagarella and I the day he sent Me the video to prove it was given to Me. She replies back with her feathers all ruffled up, squawking about how the video is on her website so therefor it’s hers. Yes, well, you be sure and let your lawyer know, k princess? I probably would have taken it down if you asked nicely and explained the misunderstanding. But you chose to be a cunt. your subs may respond well to that but I don’t. Plus I’m really curious and amused to see how far you’ll go to claim this little fag video as yours and only yours.

Sadly, right now fagarella is probably creaming his panties over all this virtual hair-pulling and pillow whippings.

Anyway… here’s the video!! I think I’m going to edit my website name into it and see if this chick’s head explodes. Hahahaha!!

And you know you suck when you have sissy bois talkin' shit!

New website

Everyone go check out the new website I made for Monique! She needed her own site but nerdy web design isnt her thing so she hired Me to do it. It looks great, dont you think? We also have a new auction up for Our holiday cookies.. We made the most DISGUSTING cookies you could ever imagine together, you wouldnt believe what We put in them; spit, drain hair, dog water, piss…. just to name a few. Each cookie sold comes with a video of us making them, so you can see exactly what We put in them! We only have 22 cookies and theyre selling fast so get yours today, dickbutt!

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=sweets1&item=1197336681

I also put up a panty auction. So when youre done buying a nasty puke cookie, you can go on and bid on the closest you will ever get to My pussy!! Hahahaha!!

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=wclothing3&item=1197060952

you all suck,

Princess Monique came over to My place last week and We had some fun making videos and laughing at you retards on cam. This one total FREAK messaged Us at one point, he was really eager to please! First he paid us both $150 and then he put on this little piggy show for us, he put on a pig mask wrote PIGLET in big letters on his chest and then drew a bunch of penises all over!! Monique and I were ruthless, We made him dance around in nothing but his piggy mask, stick hotdogs and bananas up his ass and then stick it in his mouth. A human ATM doing an ATM!! Classic move. Anyway, Mo and I are getting together again tonight, I think some of her devious girlfriends are coming too, so be sure to check My niteflirt lines tonight, it’s going to be an all girl gang-bang raping your wallet!! gape it wide, losers!! HA HA HA HA!!

Also, I added a new section to My website for My videos. Go buy them all!!

Size Princess: BUY IT!!

Size matters, losers! I made a video about just that. Another cheap one since I didn’t feel like making it that long. Click the picture to pay through niteflirt, you can buy a copy at clips4sale too. In the video I pull out a couple toys from My collection for a visible representation of Real Men Vs you. Get your tweezers ready… you’ll need them to jack off I’m sure.

New ebanned auction

I’m selling My old summer flip-flops on ebanned. Winner gets the flops AND a 3 minute video of Me humiliating you and instructing you on how to clean them. There’s a free video teaser inside. Go bid NOW, piggies:

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=wclothing18&item=1195688710

The video by itself is also up for sale on clips4sale and niteflirt.