Every members cam show I do brings in an even bigger stable of jerking, oinking piggies than the last. I’m pleased to report that last Sunday was a record high in attendance. It included the popper-sniffing cock-sucking Patrick, the oink-n-pay Pigskin, the whiner virgin loser, the european boot slave, my most boring niteflirt caller of all time: Ron. (Plus many more I don’t care to recall right now.)
My audience had the pleasure of listening to me talk to some poor sap on niteflirt who rambled endlessly about his date-turned-dominatrix that he found on match.com. Apparently he offered to take her shopping and in return she slapped him around and acted bossy. It was an over all boring conversation until we got on the topic of kicking him in the balls with my spiked Jeffery Campbell shoes. If only every dull conversation could transition in that way I’d be so happy all the time.
If you care to check out the next show, It’ll be on Dec. 29th 2pm PST. [Join: http://www.cearalynch.com]
In other news, I made a new victim out of this panty-wearing cuckold on Skype today. Rather than spend the time telling you that story, I’ll let you see it for yourself [Follow him: @blueballscott]