Team tease is expanding and is about to take over you tiny little brain. Go check out our new journal, add us to your friends list. Thats an order.

teamtease

http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/16312

Guess what fags? I’m auctioning off my shoes and socks on ebanned. The same ones I used in my recent video. They’re really dirty and worn out so they’d be perfect for one of you creepy shoe worshipers.

BID HIGH!

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=wclothing23&item=1215205049

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=sissy4&item=1214950385

4 days left on my toothbrush auction and it’s currently at $150. It’s so funny to watch you weirdos fight over my garbage. I have a feeling the winner is going to be the same guy who one my last toothbrush some months back. This freak only pops up when I’m selling my toothbrush, how weird is that?

“As a challenge to you haha, there is absolutely nothing you could do to that toothbrush that would not make me want to put it in my mouth hehe.”

Hmm.. I should soak it in some kind of poison.

In other news, chillball (aka Chillywilly as Monique calls him) has slutted his way back into my radar. This loser goes on money spending binges so I like to take full advantage whenever he comes to my attention. He usually spends all he can until he reaches his limit on niteflirt ($500?) and then moves onto my wish list. I made him a couple short videos to feed his addiction, although unnecessary. All I have to do is snap my fingers and he unloads his paycheck. Im just really generous like that. Plus it was SO funny because he was at work or something when I was talking to him and he kept having to sneak away from people to send me money and I buy my short, overpriced videos that he had no privacy to watch. Hahahha!! That’s like having to pee really really bad with no place to release and then every once in a while paying someone to feed you big gulps of water.

“Oh my gosh, this is killing me that I can’t watch it right now. But I most certainly will pay for it. Thank you so much, Princess. This is going to be on my mind all night. ”

“You should be receiving the gift certificate any minute now. Thank you for another job–you are on a rampage tonight! All I want to do is watch these videos, but I have so very little privacy right now. Have you ever had someone so wrapped around your finger? I’m sure you must have. You’re going to keep draining my wallet until there’s nothing left, aren’t you? And if ever stopped complying with your demands, I’d hate to know what consequences you would have in store for me.”

http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/16312

One of the videos I made him was so good I decided to put it up on clips4sale. It’s already climbed the charts as my second place of my top selling clips this month! It’s a little POV spit soak/verbal beatdown. Check it!

Why cant you rejects be more like funboy?

So I decided in today’s crucial effort to go green, rather than dump my gross old toothbrush in a landfill leaving it for years to decompose, I’d sell it to one of you garbage eaters on ebanned! I know I know, what a saint I am for being so earth conscious. Maybe I could even donate the funds to the polar bears. Hahahaha, just kidding. Last time I did a toothbrush auction it went for $100 and that didn’t include a video. This one does! What are you freaks waiting for?? Bid bid bid!

right here:
http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=sissy4&item=1214950385

Also I made a new clip. I cant tell you how often I get nagged and nagged and nagged by you retards to do a boot worship video so here it is. The cute white boots in the clip were a present from livejournal’s very own loser, Randy! Funny story, a couple days ago I told him I’d send him this video if he paid me $150 tribute. He did, and then I put it up on clips4sale for less than $20. HAHAHA!! He also bought me another wicked pair of skin tight, black leather boots with spiked heels. I look foward to making another video and taking advantage of Randy again very soon.

Hay uglies! New clip on my clips4sale site is up. It’s a little sneak peak on what it would be like to be my step brother. I bet you dorks jerk off to the thought every night huh? How sweet would that be? To sneak into my room when you *thought* I wasn’t looking, smell my dirty panties or whatever other used piece of garment you freaks get off on. It would only be a matter of time before I got my revenge and did something awful to you. Like, say… use your toothbrush to clean up with! Theres a lot that needs cleaning you know. My shoes, toilet, pussy, etc. Im sure you wont mind, right brother? HAHAHA!

___

__

Good news for all you niteflirt addicts out there! Monique and I got together today, we both know how you dip shits are such little sluts dying to serve multiple girls at once, which is why we made a new game for you to lose your cash to. Each round includes a video of us teasing and tormenting your simple little minds. Isnt it so much fun to give it all up?? All the blood rushing from your brain to your little dicklette can be very challenging, so we make it easy for you. No thinking, just paying! Come on and join us in a good ole fashion GANG BANK!

Kudos to Miss Mitsukai for finding the sweetest new form of tribute!! AIRFARE GIFTCARDS! You rejects have no idea how often I spend my own money buying plane tickets. Fuck that! No more!

So, it was brought to my attention recently that my identity is being stolen. Now, I’m sure most of you Domme’s out there have dealt with other lazy douchebags stealing and using your pictures, but this is truly something else entirely. Anyone here have a little sister? One that, when growing up, copied your every step? Wanted all the same clothes? Make up? Did her hair up the same and wanted to hang out with all of your older, cooler friends? Was struggling desperately to find herself and the best way she could establish any ounce of personality at the time was to act exactly. like. you? Behold, “princess” catherine:

Let’s review the sad state of similarities. First, our niteflirt pages.

mine: http://www.niteflirt.com/princessceara

hers: http://www.niteflirt.com/princesscatherine

I’ve seen other Domme’s copy little things about me here and there. I usually brush it off, it’s all part of the game. I’ve even copied little ideas myself, it’s called “trends” and we’re all victims of it in one way or another, especially considering were all here to extract money from losers so if someone finds something that works your damn right other Dommes will follow suit. The idea is to make it your own. This girl hasnt made so much as one attempt to differentiate herself from me. Same layout, same buttons, same personality, same everything! Yikes. Let’s dig a little deeper, over to our ebanned me pages:

mine: http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?action=showme&user=Tear_knee

hers: http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?action=showme&user=Misscatherine

This girl has not only gone so far to copy every detail of my style, she actually poses in her pictures just like I do. CREEPY! I know Im the shit and were both in the business of dealing with retards, but truly you dick-brains aren’t so stupid as to fall for this, right?? Ok I know that’s asking for too much. Whatever. Here’s another little gem I found.

Gee, why does this look so familiar?? Oh yeah…

So, to sum this up….

Now, I’m not one to fill my blog full of entries about idiots who waste my time like some other princesses I see. I mean, what message does that send across to the rest of the broke and greedy sluts out there?? “I never get tributes cause I don’t know what Im doing. Just take advantage of me and I’ll give you attention! I have nothing better to talk about.” I once saw a, uh, “domme” who dedicated a whole page on her website to ONE loser that wanked on her… WOW! That guy hit the jackpot! Silly little girls, getting manipulated by losers. It’s sad, really. But Im sure they’ll grow out of it, or quit trying.

Anyway, here’s various conversations I’ve had with some dipshit that kept trying to waste my time and got no where. Feel free to contemplate the irony here. You all know Im still above you fucks no matter what.

2/23/08

blah blah: hi
Ceara Lynch: hi
blah blah: i was curious how i could see you on cam
Ceara Lynch: by paying
Ceara Lynch: cearalynch.com/cam.html
blah blah: im not a slave or anything i just love reading your journal and seeing you humilate other guys its hot (translation: I wish I were a slave)
Ceara Lynch: ok
blah blah: and i must admit you are one of the sexiest woman i have ever seen (translation: I think I can distract you with compliments)
Ceara Lynch: are you going to buy cam time or what?
blah blah: yeah im loading the page right now
Ceara Lynch: it’s $5/min
blah blah: yeah
blah blah: im just trying to find where to pay
blah blah: i see it says go to your tribute page (translation: I can see what Im suppose to do but Im going to play dumb anyway)
Ceara Lynch: yep
blah blah: so ami just supposed to buy you something or what (translation: DERRR see? Im so dumb!)
Ceara Lynch: uh, youre suppose to figure out what forms of payment you can send
Ceara Lynch: those are your options
Ceara Lynch: if you have paypal I accept that too
blah blah: ok so i can just get ya like a 50 dollar gift certificate to victoria secret and that will get me 10 mins of viewing time (translation: I totally have it figured out because it works the same way with just about every other fin-domme on the internet. but Im still playing dumb)
Ceara Lynch: exactly
blah blah: be back in a bit someone just came over (translation: no one came over)

3/9/08

blah blah: i had a dream where i got to watch you just humilate the shit out of someone (translation: I have a boner)
Ceara Lynch: ok
blah blah: thats prolly an everyday thing for you huh (translation: please give me something I can jack off to)
Ceara Lynch: what do you want shitdick?
blah blah: i wanna watch you abuse someone (translation: Oh yeah. ugh ugh, fuck yeahhhh..)
Ceara Lynch: well youre out of luck, its just me here
blah blah: when is the last time you just abused someone (translation: Cmon baby I wanna cum)
Ceara Lynch: pay me a tribute and I’ll tell you

3/22/08

blah blah: happy easter (translation: maybe you forgot about me)
Ceara Lynch: you too
blah blah: i love your clips they are awesome (translation: Let me butter you up with compliments. Im sure youre insecure like that)
Ceara Lynch: great
blah blah: your pretty ruthless (translation: dominate me)
Ceara Lynch: yep
Ceara Lynch: is there something you want?
Ceara Lynch: or just wasting my time telling me things I already know?
blah blah: im kinda addicted to your lips i thought about buying some cam time (translation: I have no intention on buying anything)
Ceara Lynch: then buy some cam time
Ceara Lynch: do you have paypal?
blah blah: i do but i dont use it
Ceara Lynch: ok what about niteflirt?
blah blah: yes let me get on there brb
blah blah: how much is it a min?
Ceara Lynch: $5
blah blah: the one girl in the yellow shirt in the spit video has a sexy voice (translation: let me distract you by changing the subject, I just got wood)
Ceara Lynch: ok?
Ceara Lynch: are you buying cam time or what?
blah blah: yeah my niteflirt account is locked out some how so i am going to your page and going to buy you a gift certificate (translation: my niteflirt account is working fine and Im not sending you shit)
Ceara Lynch: ok

Today

blah blah: hi
Ceara Lynch: hi
blah blah: you on cam? (translation: I can see your cam is on)
Ceara Lynch: yes
blah blah: i just wanna see your lips for like 1 sec lol (translation: I wanna waste your time for several seconds)
blah blah: may i? (translation: see? Im so polite, just like a real sub, but with less money.)
Ceara Lynch: then you have to pay retard

Yeah you’re blocked. Next time try ripping off a domme that Doesn’t utilize her message archive or use her brain. There’s plenty.