Miss me? I’m still around, dipshits, you just have to know where to find me. I’ve been showing ebanned lots of love lately, you panty perverts have been having a field day. Im currently auctioning this teeny tiny satin thong:
Never under estimate the power of a Lynch auction. My last panty sold for nearly $400 – and that was with only a little twitter promotion. Not even WR took notice and that little bitch is up my ass 24/7 to promote whatever I might devour, digest and shit back out to the world.
Thats right, fuckwads, bid and bid high if you want to win this one. Or for your sissy lady-wannabe’s, here’s a little sneak peak at what I have coming up for bid. If you want to be the first to snatch this pink thong up before it gets auctioned, contact me with $250 in hand.