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1st place City Smash by wonderslug: 28 votes
2nd place A Witch’s Wish by Thanatos: 27 votes
3rd place War of the Worlds by rld: 24 votes

Wonderslug receives a free GTS custom clip, thanatos will get 3 GTS clips of his choice from my store, rld gets 2 of his choice,  uvwxyz & beregous will get a copy of my latest GTS clip: Drinking, Shrinking Boyfriend. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a school bus to eat.


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Ben is back

It’s kind of hilarious to me how quickly some guys can go from "I will seriously ruin you" to "okay now let’s play pretend." Ben is so seriously spun in his sick sad fetish world. Torn between just letting it all go and accepting it or dealing with the tremendous guilt associated with compromising his morals. In case you forgot, ben was this guy The following emails is one he sent me in April before he blocked my address. Today he sent me the second email.

"You’re starting a war.

You underestimate my motives as simply being fueled by a need for attention and/or desire for abuse. I would love to be free of women like you and take others with me to a healthier place. This isn’t fantasy anymore, for the sad reality is you love what you do because it makes money at the heartless expense of men like me. Well, that makes us enemies.

I’ll seek expert advice as to what kind of website and aggressive marketing plan would best cut into your profits; all legal, of course. While you’re keeping men down, I will help lift them up, turning slaves into princes.

How’s that for nice?

-Ben"

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"Ceara,

I think I’m ready to play if you are.

I have a fantasy role-playing scenario that you’d be perfect for and might even enjoy, but I don’t think it’s a standard offering of yours…

Consider a plot where Ceara is so fed up with "Ben" that she resolves to hunt him down and ruin him. I’d pay you monthly to send me harrassing, threatening calls and emails, using real sensitive info that would bother me. I’d disclose personal facts about the real me (perhaps acting as a detective you’ve hired). Perhaps you’ve found a way to break into my therapist’s office, to get info on all my fears and weaknesses to use against me. Consider also inventing a character, if acting as "Ceara" is problematic.

One caveat – the required climax would be that we meet in a public place (Portland perhaps), in character, where you take a big payment from me (or else). Then the game is over, we shake hands and never speak again. To onlookers, we’re just two people in a lounge, public park, etc. If safety is your concern you could bring a friend who sits nearby.

I’d pay you even more to take me somewhere, cuff me and torture me using safe & consensual BDSM techniques (non-sexual though). I really doubt you’d go for that but I just have to ask 😉

For all the reasons men visit your site, I don’t know, but I’ve come to realize that I want to be wanted more than anything – even if that means "wanted dead" by a Femme Fatale.

Respectfully,

-Ben"

Now everyone point and laugh.

more fine clips for your viewing pleasure

Bikini Bitch
Face it, I am totally the girl of your dreams. So why give me up? Just because I treat you like sh-t and use you? You know you love it. Nice girls never did it for you, you were always hot for the mega bitch who spits on your face. That’s me baby. I got wimps like you totally figured out and wrapped around my finger. Abuse never felt so good.

Hot pink domination
Im wearing my smokin hot pink fishnets and feeling bratty. I know cute girls in pantyhose drive you crazy and I’m ready to manipulate you for my own amusement and benefit. I tease and taunt you with my long legs, gorgeous round ass and perfectly pedicured feet. You can’t resist me. No matter how hard you try, you always come crawling back. Enjoy this while you can, loserboy, because the guilt will wash over you after you make your mess.

Drinking shrinking boyfriend
Custom clip description: A sexy woman gets revenge on her ex by shrinking him down to nothing. She acts like she wants to get back together with him at first and gives him a drink. She shows him what he has been missing wearing a short tight skirt, sexy high heels and a revealing top, then gets him to strip off. He thinks it’s his lucky day. What he doesn’t know until it’s too late is that the drink she gave him was ! Now when he gets turned on he shrinks slowly. The camera angle changes as he slowly shrinks and no matter how hard he tries he can’t resist her and just gets more and more turned on! After a while he is looking up her tiny skirt and seeing her incredible ass and sexy body towering above him isn’t helping him calm his raging erection which she is laughing at! Soon he is shorter than her heels! Then she tells him that if he cums the effect is permanent! He is desperate to try not to cum but she is so sexy, he can’t help it and she laughs as she sees him squirting all over the floor! Then she decides to crush him anyway under her heel – we see her grind her shoe into the ground as if he were a cigarette!

Jacked up jack

jack a: slut jack on cam ready to be your cum slut , cokewhore bitch boy slut on cam

Never would I have guessed that such a garbled up opener could describe someone so well. If you’ve ever wondered if man can live without a soul, here’s a bit of evidence in that regard. Meet jack, my new fave:

wee!

Shoving cocaine up is pee hole.

duurrrrrrrr…

 

"CL"

 

(You can’t really tell, but in the left shot, he’s pouring watered down coke into his eye)

jack a: serve anyone u want be bitchboy for u
jack a: how many lines hld i lay out and do for u
jack a: shld i fck my peehole
jack a: split my bals?
jack a: put coke on it?
jack a: cant do right nbow..kinda messy
jack a: fck peehole again
jack a: how many more klines
jack a: fck my eyes with coke"?
jack a: pur it in with water?
Ceara Lynch: yeah fuck your eyes
jack a: is thast enuf 2 ;put in
Ceara Lynch: sure
jack a: now2?
Ceara Lynch: yeah do it
jack a: poiur inm peehole
jack a: shld i clean my ass then fcujk it?
jack a: do u want me to lick my shit?
jack a: ur not going to post on blog?
jack a: what city u in?

There is SO going to be an extra bounce in my step for the rest of the week. Jack rules. He’s invited to my next party, and every one after that.

"OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"

This is why dommes go apeshit and delete YIM…

James *****: hi
James *****: hi
James *****: yur like da meanest and the best dom ever
James *****: i luve yu
James *****: can i plz be yur slave
James *****: plz
BUZZ!!!
James *****: cummon
BUZZ!!!
James *****:  yu der
BUZZ!!!
James *****: yu der
James *****: hi
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
James ***** has signed offline

I lose a few brain cells every time I read my offline messages.

Panty auction

Hey here’s something I havn’t done in a while – a panty auction. I regularly get requests like this and they regularly get ignored. Feel blessed and fortunate that I felt so inspired today. Who knows if I’ll care to do it again anytime soon.


 

Charlie


Monique came over yesterday afternoon to hang and bust out some clips. We made magic, as usual, but I swear to god this is the last time I let my cat film us.

Also,I just noticed this comment I got on twitter about a week ago in response to that your-mom-should-have-aborted-you clip which erupted quite a bit of hateful infatuation from the masses. I’ve been kicking myself all day for taking this long to notice it. I live for reactions like this. I think I might start using twitter now.

"TornadoMDR: Hey there, I know that you believe that you are actually smart, or that your rationalization is worthwhile, as much as you believe yourself to be of value, truth is, you have neither, I have no doubt your boy friend have you barking like a dog while you are being his slut, and frankly, you are way to ugly to have a boy friend ^^, and if you do, you must have given him your credit card number so he stays, now, I would like to help you out, I really do, not for your sake, but for the sake of ending your life style, that would be my fetish, watching stupid bitchy ugly girls sober up and get herself a real job, in your case a hooker, or a hooter if you get breast implants, GO get Sedona method, if you are too stupid to buy stuff, just add it to your wishlist, then once you are done, start talking about sexuality you big headed lump. wish you death, suffering, and a shirveld dead pussy that surly has new life forms in it by now. A question you should ponder on, on a scale of 1-10, how much fucked up are you? how often did your daddy fuck you in the ass? with his tiny dick I may add :D, and how much did mommy tape that while rooting him? P.S. Did you cum?"

Yes, twice.

Can you guess which one Im on?

I’ve decided to retire my status as an internet humiliatrix in favor of starting up my new clothing line. What do you guys think?

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I know many of your ell-jay scenesters say you hate drama whilst both reading and participating in most of it, I really have no qualms about admitting I kinda getting a kick out of these two nim-wits crafting their carefully thought out words of hate while insisting with all their hearts that they dont actually hate one another. Which one of them said you can’t hate someone you don’t respect? Ah yes, just like I can’t eat something that doesn’t repulse me. Fag fight on! GO GO GO!

Best run on sentence

Tag team blackmail
THIS CLIP REACHED CLIPS4SALE’S TOP 50 CHART
 
Interactive blackmail fans rejoice! Princess Lyne has joined me in the remake of your destruction. Just gotten over the chill of sending that last email to me? Buy this clip and let the anxiety start all over again. If you thought my power was unbearable by itself, just wait until the Lyne persuasion is piled on top of it. Imagine, your most sensitive information in both of hands. How do you think we’d use it? Only 10 seemingly innocent minutes. See if you can get to the end without completely fucking yourself over.
 

Submit to our perfect asses
 
Perfect, toned, tan Lyne is back again with me to warp the minds of you ass boys. This clip is pure butt slut heaven. You’ll want to cut off your shins so you’ll be on your knees indefinitely, staring up at our glorious smooth asses. You know your place, and if you don’t, we are here to drill it into your head. It’s so easy to tease that mind of yours and then take complete control.
 

Feet in your loser face
 
Lyne’s size 10s and my size 8s are about to make you foot boys into sick little groveling bitches. Face it, you dream every night of worshiping our perfection but this is the closest you’ll ever get. Pucker up and kiss the screen, toe sucker. You live for this.
 

Giantess lunch time
**WITH SCREAMING AND BONE CRUSHING SOUND EFFECTS!**

Giantess Lyne and I have been infested lately with these tiny people. The little pests are everywhere! At first we are disgusted and annoyed, but pretty soon our curiosity gets the best of us and we start wondering what they taste like. To our surprise, they’re quite yummy. Hmmm, maybe theyre not such a drag after all. We tease the little runts by flashing our giant teeth, licking our giant lips and ask them if they want to get swallowed and eaten. It’s quite a thrill to hear their bones crush as we chew their helpless bodies and then chase them down with some fine red wine. We can even feel them digesting in our enormous stomachs. A perfect snack for two gorgeous giantesses.

Wanna fuck..? Oh wait, youre tiny!

 

Lyne and I take you home one day after going up. We always talked about how fun it would be to have a threesome and tonight we have just enough drinks in us to go for it! The gods must be smiling on you tonight because youre the lucky fuck! Were already to get it on when we see your little worm. Well, we sort of see it, but it looks like most of it is missing. Wow, who knew penises could be that small?? The sight of it is so sobering we begin to laugh at you for being so micro. Then on top of that, we find out youre a virgin as well! HAHAHA! Youre never going to hear the end of this one. We force you to jack off in front of us, encouraging and mocking you along the way.