Team tease is back and ready to get you fatties into shape! You sit on your ass all day eating junk food, its about time someone put you on a Proper Princess Diet! Princess Monique, Princess Renne and myself all got together to teach you what it means to eat healthy. But we know just telling you what to eat isnt motivation enough, so we chewed up the food ourselves and spit it back up to make it all the more enticing for you! Mmmm, are you ready to taste the yummy nutrious meal we served up?? It includes carrots, organic energy bar, sliced almonds and a special coating a princess spit to top it all off. Are you salivating yet?? Winner of the auction gets the delicous prechewed meal AND the unedited version of the video above of us preparing it just for you! 6 minutes total. Bid high, fuckos!

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=sissy4&item=1216246278

http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/16312

Guess what fags? I’m auctioning off my shoes and socks on ebanned. The same ones I used in my recent video. They’re really dirty and worn out so they’d be perfect for one of you creepy shoe worshipers.

BID HIGH!

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=wclothing23&item=1215205049

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=sissy4&item=1214950385

4 days left on my toothbrush auction and it’s currently at $150. It’s so funny to watch you weirdos fight over my garbage. I have a feeling the winner is going to be the same guy who one my last toothbrush some months back. This freak only pops up when I’m selling my toothbrush, how weird is that?

“As a challenge to you haha, there is absolutely nothing you could do to that toothbrush that would not make me want to put it in my mouth hehe.”

Hmm.. I should soak it in some kind of poison.

In other news, chillball (aka Chillywilly as Monique calls him) has slutted his way back into my radar. This loser goes on money spending binges so I like to take full advantage whenever he comes to my attention. He usually spends all he can until he reaches his limit on niteflirt ($500?) and then moves onto my wish list. I made him a couple short videos to feed his addiction, although unnecessary. All I have to do is snap my fingers and he unloads his paycheck. Im just really generous like that. Plus it was SO funny because he was at work or something when I was talking to him and he kept having to sneak away from people to send me money and I buy my short, overpriced videos that he had no privacy to watch. Hahahha!! That’s like having to pee really really bad with no place to release and then every once in a while paying someone to feed you big gulps of water.

“Oh my gosh, this is killing me that I can’t watch it right now. But I most certainly will pay for it. Thank you so much, Princess. This is going to be on my mind all night. ”

“You should be receiving the gift certificate any minute now. Thank you for another job–you are on a rampage tonight! All I want to do is watch these videos, but I have so very little privacy right now. Have you ever had someone so wrapped around your finger? I’m sure you must have. You’re going to keep draining my wallet until there’s nothing left, aren’t you? And if ever stopped complying with your demands, I’d hate to know what consequences you would have in store for me.”

http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/16312

One of the videos I made him was so good I decided to put it up on clips4sale. It’s already climbed the charts as my second place of my top selling clips this month! It’s a little POV spit soak/verbal beatdown. Check it!

Why cant you rejects be more like funboy?

So I decided in today’s crucial effort to go green, rather than dump my gross old toothbrush in a landfill leaving it for years to decompose, I’d sell it to one of you garbage eaters on ebanned! I know I know, what a saint I am for being so earth conscious. Maybe I could even donate the funds to the polar bears. Hahahaha, just kidding. Last time I did a toothbrush auction it went for $100 and that didn’t include a video. This one does! What are you freaks waiting for?? Bid bid bid!

right here:
http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=sissy4&item=1214950385

Also I made a new clip. I cant tell you how often I get nagged and nagged and nagged by you retards to do a boot worship video so here it is. The cute white boots in the clip were a present from livejournal’s very own loser, Randy! Funny story, a couple days ago I told him I’d send him this video if he paid me $150 tribute. He did, and then I put it up on clips4sale for less than $20. HAHAHA!! He also bought me another wicked pair of skin tight, black leather boots with spiked heels. I look foward to making another video and taking advantage of Randy again very soon.

Hay uglies! New clip on my clips4sale site is up. It’s a little sneak peak on what it would be like to be my step brother. I bet you dorks jerk off to the thought every night huh? How sweet would that be? To sneak into my room when you *thought* I wasn’t looking, smell my dirty panties or whatever other used piece of garment you freaks get off on. It would only be a matter of time before I got my revenge and did something awful to you. Like, say… use your toothbrush to clean up with! Theres a lot that needs cleaning you know. My shoes, toilet, pussy, etc. Im sure you wont mind, right brother? HAHAHA!

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Good news for all you niteflirt addicts out there! Monique and I got together today, we both know how you dip shits are such little sluts dying to serve multiple girls at once, which is why we made a new game for you to lose your cash to. Each round includes a video of us teasing and tormenting your simple little minds. Isnt it so much fun to give it all up?? All the blood rushing from your brain to your little dicklette can be very challenging, so we make it easy for you. No thinking, just paying! Come on and join us in a good ole fashion GANG BANK!

Kudos to Miss Mitsukai for finding the sweetest new form of tribute!! AIRFARE GIFTCARDS! You rejects have no idea how often I spend my own money buying plane tickets. Fuck that! No more!

So, it was brought to my attention recently that my identity is being stolen. Now, I’m sure most of you Domme’s out there have dealt with other lazy douchebags stealing and using your pictures, but this is truly something else entirely. Anyone here have a little sister? One that, when growing up, copied your every step? Wanted all the same clothes? Make up? Did her hair up the same and wanted to hang out with all of your older, cooler friends? Was struggling desperately to find herself and the best way she could establish any ounce of personality at the time was to act exactly. like. you? Behold, “princess” catherine:

Let’s review the sad state of similarities. First, our niteflirt pages.

mine: http://www.niteflirt.com/princessceara

hers: http://www.niteflirt.com/princesscatherine

I’ve seen other Domme’s copy little things about me here and there. I usually brush it off, it’s all part of the game. I’ve even copied little ideas myself, it’s called “trends” and we’re all victims of it in one way or another, especially considering were all here to extract money from losers so if someone finds something that works your damn right other Dommes will follow suit. The idea is to make it your own. This girl hasnt made so much as one attempt to differentiate herself from me. Same layout, same buttons, same personality, same everything! Yikes. Let’s dig a little deeper, over to our ebanned me pages:

mine: http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?action=showme&user=Tear_knee

hers: http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?action=showme&user=Misscatherine

This girl has not only gone so far to copy every detail of my style, she actually poses in her pictures just like I do. CREEPY! I know Im the shit and were both in the business of dealing with retards, but truly you dick-brains aren’t so stupid as to fall for this, right?? Ok I know that’s asking for too much. Whatever. Here’s another little gem I found.

Gee, why does this look so familiar?? Oh yeah…

So, to sum this up….

JB makes a good little pass around slut. Monique usually gets this guy good but today he was all mine! We had some fun today, didnt we, JB? All was going pretty normal at first, got the pervert drunk so he’d be too stupid for rational thought and of course to kill his stupid boner. Got him paying various “taxes” that I made up as I went along. Shiteater tax, slow chugger tax, drunk tax, etc. We dug into his collection of fancy old collector wine… that shit is expensive! so naturally he had to pay me the price of the bottle to drink it. At one point I made him drink his own rancid piss, pretending as best he could that it was mine (even though my pee tastes like peaches and sunshine). It was all fun and games until his stupid cuntrag girlfriend came by and he nearly shit his gay little shorts. The idiot was so drunk and flustered he couldnt contain himself.

itisjustmejb: sorry, door f**k
Ceara Lynch: whos there?
itisjustmejb: almost pissed myself
itisjustmejb: neighbour 4 colleen
Ceara Lynch: hahahahhahahhaha
Ceara Lynch: I thought that was your wife?
itisjustmejb: not funny at all
itisjustmejb: door was not locked
itisjustmejb: i am 1/2 deaf
itisjustmejb: “heloooo?? ”
itisjustmejb: crap
Ceara Lynch: HAHAHAH
Ceara Lynch: what happened?
itisjustmejb: i had to go out to the door she was in the door way
itisjustmejb: and was calling ‘coleeeeen
Ceara Lynch: and?
itisjustmejb: i said she is in the city
Ceara Lynch: and?
itisjustmejb: i was wearing my shorts, no shirts
itisjustmejb: i said she’s in the city,i m trying to sleep
Ceara Lynch: fascinating
Ceara Lynch: did you get a little adreneline rush?
itisjustmejb: a little – wholelot
itisjustmejb: i vcan taste it
Ceara Lynch: haha
Ceara Lynch: sounds like you need another glass
itisjustmejb: i just pulled the plug on the whole pc
itisjustmejb: i need valium
Ceara Lynch: do you have some?
itisjustmejb: close enough
itisjustmejb: ‘pams
Ceara Lynch: pour another glass
Ceara Lynch: drink it, slow and steady
itisjustmejb: f**k you have no idea howmy heart is racing
Ceara Lynch: I do know
Ceara Lynch: SO DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY
Ceara Lynch: So we can get this ball rolling again
Ceara Lynch: you big baby
itisjustmejb: seem to have lost you i’ll log out and back in see if anything changes

Yeah this retard fuck was lost. He signed back on a bit later to see if I was on and I was KIND and GENEROUS enough to pick things up exactly were we left off. But this idiot’s vanilla brain started kicking in again, and he had the nerve to argue with me. Claiming it was “not his fault.” Uh, no loser, when I send you paid mails, and you dont pay them, THATS YOUR FUCKING FAULT. Luckily I can see right through this dork and spelled it out for him.

Ceara Lynch: lets pick up where we left off, shall we?
itisjustmejb: wher was I or you?
Ceara Lynch: I was right here
Ceara Lynch: you were drunk and stupid
itisjustmejb: oh yeah’
Ceara Lynch: go check your mail
Ceara Lynch: theres two paid mails
Ceara Lynch: you owe me
Ceara Lynch: before that stupid bitch colleen took our fun
itisjustmejb: 0 there
Ceara Lynch: no mail?
itisjustmejb: 0
Ceara Lynch: speak english retard
itisjustmejb: last was paid
Ceara Lynch: what was the last?
itisjustmejb: shit eater tax
Ceara Lynch: ok
Ceara Lynch: well im sending another one
Ceara Lynch: you owe me big now
Ceara Lynch: for answering the fucking door
Ceara Lynch: you idiot
Ceara Lynch: you could have just ignored it
Ceara Lynch: but no
Ceara Lynch: you had to answer
Ceara Lynch: and freak the fuck out
Ceara Lynch: then you were too drunk and freaked to even read my instructions
Ceara Lynch: so its pay back time
Ceara Lynch: sent
itisjustmejb: what? 100$ my fault? maybe i should come bcak aniother day
Ceara Lynch: fuck you asswipe
Ceara Lynch: you leave now and Im not talking to you again
Ceara Lynch: so fuck you
Ceara Lynch: youre going to have to pay it either way
Ceara Lynch: and you will
Ceara Lynch: because youre shit
Ceara Lynch: youre just acting like a big baby because your stupid pretend girlfriend came over
Ceara Lynch: and now you can even take responsibility
Ceara Lynch: so go pass out you drunk fuck

Needless to say less than two hours later I get this:

j b: can i send you a payment, please

HAHAHAHA. Long story short I milked a good $585 out of him. All in all I’d say JB is a pretty good dog! Not perfect, obviously. Only I can be perfect. But we did come up with a swanky new idea.

itisjustmejb: who’s the most unlikely loser who’s served you? have your ever humiliated a priest or minister before?
Ceara Lynch: maybe
Ceara Lynch: I’ve been told so
Ceara Lynch: but I dont trust a lot of you idiots when you say shit like that
itisjustmejb: yeah, i guess that’s true
itisjustmejb: does it seem more fitting to make a priest worship you, more satisfying
Ceara Lynch: I agree
Ceara Lynch: Im making this new video soon
Ceara Lynch: where I talk shit about all of the religions
Ceara Lynch: and then talk about the new religion of worshiping me
itisjustmejb: and the one true religion – Ceara ism which does what it says it does – takes Your money!
Ceara Lynch: thats right bitch
itisjustmejb: haha the others do, but you admit it
itisjustmejb: The ONe True faith
itisjustmejb: i beg you to send me a paymail
itisjustmejb: with instructions of degradation how and what to beg for from you
itisjustmejb: please please please
Ceara Lynch: HAHAHAH
Ceara Lynch: stupid
Ceara Lynch: hey
Ceara Lynch: whats the word
Ceara Lynch: for the bowl they pass around at church?
itisjustmejb: for $$
Ceara Lynch: yes
itisjustmejb: or bread?
Ceara Lynch: use your head idiot!
Ceara Lynch: for money
itisjustmejb: money is the collection basket
Ceara Lynch: hm
Ceara Lynch: I thought there was another word for it
Ceara Lynch: nevertheless
Ceara Lynch: you need to pay tribute
Ceara Lynch: toward the collection basket
Ceara Lynch: I’ve been passing it around
Ceara Lynch: to all you little brainwashed worshipers
Ceara Lynch: and its headed your way
Ceara Lynch: so pay up bitch
Ceara Lynch: if you still want to be a part of Cearaism
itisjustmejb: Yes O Great and Revered One
itisjustmejb: Holy and Mighty
itisjustmejb: all the losers adore you
Ceara Lynch: yep
Ceara Lynch: but that means shit to me
Ceara Lynch: when they cant even show it
Ceara Lynch: so show how much you adore me
Ceara Lynch: you know theres only one thing about you I care about
Ceara Lynch: youre completely useless without it
itisjustmejb: down in adoration falling
itisjustmejb: kneeling be fore you
itisjustmejb: paying my tithe
itisjustmejb: is that the word?
Ceara Lynch: tithe:
Ceara Lynch: A tenth part of one’s annual income contributed voluntarily or due as a tax, especially for the support of the clergy or church.
itisjustmejb: tithe means giving 10% to yourreligion
Ceara Lynch: YES I KNOW ASSHOLE
Ceara Lynch: dont be so fucking condescending!!!
itisjustmejb: i apologize
Ceara Lynch: oh yeah?
Ceara Lynch: doesnt sound like it
itisjustmejb: i have long ago learned never to correct you and was only tryng to answer what you asked earlier, sorry
itisjustmejb: i plead forr your forgiveness and absolution
Ceara Lynch: hm
Ceara Lynch: maybe you should pay for my forgiveness
itisjustmejb: i am not sure which of the subs you look up at when you look in the cam
Ceara Lynch: good
itisjustmejb: but that look always spells trouble
Ceara Lynch: youre changing the subject
Ceara Lynch: check your mail

Weeee, we had fun, didnt we JB?? The best part was at the end when reality snapped in and you realized how much you had spent on me, and begged for a final payment. Im a sweet girl, I know when enough is enough and a when a little ATM machine like you needs to recharge, go back to his shit hole job, get paid and start this beautiful, vicious cycle all over again. Sleep well, JB. I hope your head is throbbing in the morning.

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Awww, JB always gets so excited when he reminisces on my blog about our quality time together. He couldnt help but come crawling back for more! Had to pay me to make a few edits on here, then we had a lovely conversation on the phone about the weather and politics. HA HA HA !!