Another lost lunch…

I have one more week of school until I’m done with this awful Summer term. I can’t wait. You cant take 8 credits in 4 weeks without feeling like the you’re sacrificing yourself everyday to the university time vampire. Sucking out and consuming the wonderful minutes of my day that were once used to the optimum degree of making drooling minions buy me things and then eat their rancid feces. 

Oh yeah, you know what I’m totally into these days? Mineral water. I dont know why its just something that I picked up. Don’t act like you don’t care because this is in fact really interesting. I like to buy the really big bottles on San Pellegrino and drink them in public places. The bottle is so big I feel like a sassy lush drinking a bottle of wine where ever the fuck I please.

I wish I had something more D/s related to contribute here but, as you know, school has been dominating my life much as I do your dreams. I leave you fags with my latest conversations with KOW BUX, to illustrate the art of wasting my time properly:

7/6/2009

Kow Bux: omg omg whenever I see how sexy you are I keep thinking how stupid I was to dump Beckie Johnson 19 years ago
Ceara Lynch: you never dated beckie johnson…
Kow Bux: Yep
Ceara Lynch: lies
Kow Bux: IDIOT IDIOT IDIOt
Kow Bux: What was I thinking?
Ceara Lynch: you were thinking “maybe if i dump her in my mind it wont seem so pathetic that im pretending to date her…..you know….. in my mind”
Kow Bux: haha I heart Ceara
Offline Kow Bux has signed out.

7/8/2009

Kow Bux: Princess Ceara, why is it so difficult for me to find a gf with a pretty butthole?
Kow Bux: (and okay, so i lied about having a gf)
Offline Kow Bux has signed out.

7/9/2009

Kow Bux: let’s both be psychotherapists and co-lead sex therapy groups!
Ceara Lynch: no
Kow Bux: Butt why nott?
Ceara Lynch: cuz
Kow Bux: we got skills
Kow Bux: Good enough for me xoxoxo
Offline Kow Bux has signed out.

Kow Bux: Yes we can open up a sex therapy clinic
Kow Bux: Beauty and The Beast
Offline Kow Bux has signed out.

7/11/2009
Kow Bux: OMG i’ve been waiting my whole life for you!
Kow Bux: let’s tar and feather me with molasses and the bag from the paper shredder!
Ceara Lynch: eat poo
Kow Bux: i love Ceara
Kow Bux: ratemymoo ‘n’ Ceara-4-ever
Ceara Lynch: no really
Ceara Lynch: eat poo
Kow Bux: and THAT’s why i heart you
Offline Kow Bux has signed out.

7/13/2009
Kow Bux: Well, it’s official. I’ve started the world’s most exclusive clubb: The Tuggitarians. Wish you could join?
Ceara Lynch: whats that?
Kow Bux: Well, i’m the only member at this point, so it’s pretty exclusive.
Ceara Lynch: what does it entail?
Kow Bux: Well, I was sitting in my tighty-whities thinking about my unique path, and I thought:
Kow Bux: Blubbering Idiot, what are you really good at?
Kow Bux: And then it came to me:
Kow Bux: I Tugg.
Kow Bux: Some days I do it well,
Kow Bux: Some days not worth a wobbly
Kow Bux: But all days I do it
Ceara Lynch: hmm
Ceara Lynch: but i dont tug. i rub
Kow Bux: !
Kow Bux: Rubbitarian
Ceara Lynch: i guess were in different clubs
Kow Bux: Rubbntuggitarians
Ceara Lynch: OHH
Kow Bux: SEE
Ceara Lynch: so harmoneous
Kow Bux: names are just names
Ceara Lynch: youre right, why do we let these labels come between us?
Kow Bux i don’t KNOW
Kow Bux: Like Dummy and Princess
Kow Bux: who CARES
Kow Bux: My beautiful philosopher
Kow Bux: let me buy you a Greyhound ticket to Loserville
Ceara Lynch: are you kidding? that place is a dump
Kow Bux: Love turns any hell into a heaven
Ceara Lynch: I already have the t-shirt
Kow Bux: 🙂
Kow Bux: ttysoon
Kow Bux: dreamboat
Ceara Lynch: adios fagatron

Another day…

I randomly got sent this video the other day, attached with a word document of “blackmail secrets,” Looks like I have some serious dirt on this one! Of course with such gratuitously humiliating acts voluntarily depicted on film like this, what is there left to do? Can you blackmail the shameless? I urge all of you to contribute your thoughts to this philosophical dilemma.. Or just laugh your ass off like I did.

Hey Mitsukai — Thought you might find this interesting!

pigforrent03055: princess?
Ceara Lynch: yes?
pigforrent03055: do you know someone named candyass ?
Ceara Lynch: I know of him
pigforrent03055: ok
Ceara Lynch: why?
pigforrent03055: he is fucked
Ceara Lynch: and who are you?
pigforrent03055: him
pigforrent03055: looking for advice
pigforrent03055: is there way to get on mitsukais good side?
Ceara Lynch: so youre candyass huh
pigforrent03055: guess not
pigforrent03055: sorry to bug you
pigforrent03055: yes
Ceara Lynch: hahahaha
Ceara Lynch: yes i know how to get on her good side
pigforrent03055: how
Ceara Lynch: do what she fucking says
Ceara Lynch: everytime
pigforrent03055: she wants me in chastity…i cant
pigforrent03055: everything else i do
Ceara Lynch: well then thats why youre on her bad side
pigforrent03055: i know…and she has all my friends emmails
pigforrent03055: she may post them
Ceara Lynch: so do what she says
pigforrent03055: i cant go into chastity
pigforrent03055: just cant
Ceara Lynch: then you will stay on her bad side and your life will be ruined, even more so than it already is
pigforrent03055: im afraid if she posts them other dommes will use it against me too
pigforrent03055: just want to be left alone
Ceara Lynch: then you should do what she says
pigforrent03055: what if other dommes get their emails?
pigforrent03055: ugh
Ceara Lynch: what do you think?
Ceara Lynch: man you really are stupid huh?
Ceara Lynch: youre coming to ME for advice? really?
pigforrent03055: i am
pigforrent03055: i dont want to get you mad
pigforrent03055: ill go
Ceara Lynch: who said i was mad?
pigforrent03055: no one
pigforrent03055: just dont want to get you therre
Ceara Lynch: Im forwarding this convo to mitsukai
pigforrent03055: dont
pigforrent03055: why would you
Ceara Lynch: why wouldnt I?
Ceara Lynch: because were such good buddies and I care about your well being?
pigforrent03055: i said nothing wrong
pigforrent03055: just trying to make her happy and get free
Ceara Lynch: okay then you have nothing to worry about
pigforrent03055: ugh
pigforrent03055: dont
pigforrent03055: please
Ceara Lynch: why?
pigforrent03055: she may get mad
pigforrent03055: or give out info
Ceara Lynch: then youre pretty stupid for contacting me huh?
pigforrent03055: didnt mean to be like this
Ceara Lynch: then youre pretty stupid for contacting me huh?
pigforrent03055: just be cool
Ceara Lynch oh Im way cool B)
pigforrent03055: ok
Ceara Lynch: hahahha
pigforrent03055: what
Ceara Lynch: Im just excited to see what she’s going to do when she reads this
pigforrent03055: fuck
pigforrent03055: dont
pigforrent03055: U SE3RIOUS?
Ceara Lynch: yes I am SE3RIOUS
Ceara Lynch: but maybe we can work out a deal
pigforrent03055: this isnt a game
Ceara Lynch: oh okay so you dont want to play?
Ceara Lynch: I’ll just send it to her then
pigforrent03055: what do you want
Ceara Lynch: piss in a cup and drink it on cam
pigforrent03055: ewwww
Ceara Lynch: not that big of a deal really
Ceara Lynch: ive seen you eat cat food
pigforrent03055: no
Ceara Lynch: no what?
pigforrent03055: pee
Ceara Lynch: okay
Ceara Lynch: your choice
pigforrent03055: ok
Ceara Lynch: sending to mitsukai….
pigforrent03055: stop
pigforrent03055: my god
pigforrent03055: why are you all evil

pigforrent03055: thats was awful
Ceara Lynch: good
pigforrent03055: ur evil
pigforrent03055: better then her finding out though
pigforrent03055: she would have me eating the cat bo9x clean

HA HA HA! Looks like you’ll be doing both, dumbass.

Fuckin ass for cash..

I’m going through an INSANE Summer term right now, so don’t expect much from me. 8 credits in 4 weeks. I dont expected most of you uneducated dolts to grasp that, so let’s just say retarded amount of work in a very very little time frame. Holy crap! I should not even be writing this entry right now. I have so much reading to do. But this is just too awesome to let slip through the (butt) cracks so here it goes.

My Giuseppe Zanotti from footlover Wayne arrived today. Just a little pre-birthday present coming to a modest total of $875. Im so excited about these! I cant wait until I have a life again and can wear these out.

In other news, I had an amazing cash rape with Jason a couple days ago. This is a new record for him! His cock was hard, mind was spinning, and “no” was simply not in his vocabulary. I can only imagine the thrill seething through his ears every time I pushed him to send MORE. Probably close to the feeling I got watching him fill my bank account. The best part was I was just running home for just a short bit before going to class. I only had 30 minutes, but I still managed to get him to fork over $1600 in a horny stupor. Then I came back from class, went online and he came running up to me like a beatin masochistic dog desperate for another kick to the ribs. I mean, he dug himself this far, why not? We made it an even $2000 before I decided I had better things to do.

I expect to hear from you soon, Jason, you are so hooked.

New videos

Buy em up, slobs.


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Face it Tim, youre a loser

CUSTOM: Tim paid me $100 to tell him what a fucking loser he is. He’s a pathetic dork with no life and a nasty foot fetish. He tries to fight his inner loser, but I bring it back out, reminding him that he was born this way, and will surely die this way. Face it Tim, you’ll never be normal.

Human playground
Bitchface lies on the ground helpless and submissively as I fuck him up in my own sweet loving way. Sitting on his itty bitty boner as I smother his face with my socks, covering his air passages and laughing, even making him suck on my feet. He is such a loser! I tap his balls with my socked feet, feeling how swollen he is. Then, I sit on his face in my cute white panties while slapping his crotch and calling him names! To top it all off I stand on top of him, using him as my own personal trampoline. I love using slaves as my own personal playground!

Sexy pink fishnets
Its hilarious to watch that puddle of drool pool up from under you’re chin as you stare at my mesmerizing legs and feet in these neon pink fishnets. Get ready to wedge your tongue through these stockings to get a taste of my purple pedicured toes. I just love watching your head spin!

Death by ASS-phyxiation revisited!
(to be posted on C4S on 6/24)
I just love sitting on this loser’s face until it turns blue. Knowing that he’s desperate for air and could possibly die under my ass is just so fucking funny! He gets double dip of tight jean ass and then a face full of panties. Almost taps out near the end there — nothing comes for free sucker!

Ballbusting and panty hose.

Well I missed my train today so I have a few hours to kill before I catch the next one. I’m hanging out with my sis at her office, milking you losers as usual. It’s pretty funny actually. My square sister at her computer doing office work, me next to her on my laptop telling internet weirdos to eat my shit. We are so different yet the same in a lot of ways.

Anyway, thought I’d update you on my latest clips. Mo and I had an amazing time with bitch-face last Tuesday. We really fucked his balls up!! Im so excited about these clips. Only a couple posted right now, but there will be a new one posted everyday for the next week. I also made some SMOKING hot panty hose clips which I basically never do. Dorky mcretard bought me a bunch of hot hosiery so I figured I might as well make the most of it. Definitely more of these in the future.


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Ball busting boots
I had way too much fun doing this clip — Good ole american ball-busting! I am completely ruthless on this dumb fuck and my boots do some serious damage. Over and over again and slam my thick leathered toe into his manhood until it swells to the size of a softball. Princess Ceara does a favor for the world making sure this sub human never breeds again!

Bitchface gets dominated by serious boots
(will be posted on C4S on 6/20)
Bitchface knows his rightful place, under my 4″ stiletto heel knee high boots. He grovels below me, kissing at my toes before I walk him to the couch like a dog. He kisses and laps at my boots, licking the dirt off the bottom and sucks on the heel like a man stick. Total freak.

Panty hosed Goddess Ceara
WARNING – HIGHLY ADDICTIVE! I know how weak and stupid a “man” like you gets at the sight of a gorgeous woman in panty hose. These sexy thigh highs feel like silk wrapped around my long beautiful legs and I know just how to use them to my full advantage. wrapping you around my finger and manipulating you to the fullest extent.

Plunger face and new videos

San Diego was awesome but its good to be back home, tricking dudes into sucking the boogers out of their nose with a plunger. Oh yeah, meet plunger face! My newest toilet slave. Why is it these losers always seem to clump themselves together based on fetish? I post about one cock sucking whore and I’m bombarded by sissies, write about blackmail losers and I get dipshits making up phone numbers for their non existent girlfriends. lately its been nothing but toilet bowl drinking, shit eating fuck butts. Check out this winner:


That last one is him stuffing his mouth with panties he soaked in his dirty toilet bowl. Nice… Anyway, allow me to regain that boner you think you’ve lost for good and indulge yourself in my new clips:


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Licking my feet on San Diego beach!
So you’ve been dying to worship my feet huh? Well that comes at a price – and Im not just talking about money. If you love my perfect peds so much, you will have no problem sucking the sand of my toes in the middle of the crowds at San Diego beach! Hahaha, now everyone in Cali is going to know what a fucked up freak you are for feet. You are so my bitch!

Suck the sand off our toes
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Hey you groveling lil foot bitch! You found two of the hottest, cruelest girls on the beach. Ceara and Monique are ready to totally humiliate and expose you for the foot worshiping weirdo that you are. Get down low, bow to our feet and lick the sand off until your mouth feels like a desert. We laugh as your face burns with shame at everyone pointing and laughing at you. Anything to be at our feet though, right??

Bratty step sister foot babe steals your inheritance
CUSTOM: So soon after your dad marries my mom he kicks the bucket! I can’t believe he left all his money to you, especially after we spent 2 miserable months with your lame family. Time to take things into my own hands. I know youre a perv. I know youre constantly checking me out. But youre not like the other boys. You keep staring at my feet. Well I’ve done a little research on your fetish and I know that you are weak as putty in my hands and all I have to do is wiggle my feet in your face. You cant resist. you’ve fantasized about this for a long time and heres your chance to spill your load on my pretty pedicured toes. I work you up, giggle at the stiffy in your pants, and promise to wrap my smooth soles around your aching cock until it explodes if you just sign your inheritance away on the dotted line. Are you ready foot boy??

Young dominant step mom teases your inheritance
CUSTOM: You are my very young, gold-digging step-mother who married and murdered my Dad for his money, but you didn’t realize that his fortune was designated to me as his only surviving family member. Now you set your sights on me, trying to think of a way to get me to sign over power of attorney to you. I am furious with you for how you played my Dad, but I am a red-blooded male and my body can’t help but respond to your obvious charms. You invite me to your house to talk with me about the money, and despite the warnings I am given by my advisors and friends who know what you are up to, my stupid stick between my legs guides me over to your house because I am tempted by your seductive beauty. You tell me straight up that you are after one thing…my money and nothing else and you will stop at nothing to get it from me. You tell me that the quickest way to a man’s wallet is through his stupid stick and that you are going to tempt me in to signing over power of attorney. You tell me it is only a question of how long I can hold out, and then you really turn on the charm, teasing me with your cleavage, your sexy smile and voice, your gorgeous legs, long nails, etc. You beckon me to come closer to you – just give in to the temptation. You know I want to so badly and no matter how much I try to resist, I can’t stop my body from responding to your teases! You use all your physical attributes to cock-tease me to the brink, and then you promise to finish me off with the most heavenly release of my life if I just sign over the power of attorney to you. My head is clouded and my stick is hard and I can’t think of anything but your gorgeous body….of course I’ll sign over the power of attorney to you, just for the chance that you would finish me. Of course once I hand over the signed papers, you just laugh at me and walk off, leaving me blue-balled and penniless.

Post cardio sweaty body worship
I just finished my workout and I am sweating every where. I decide to take you home from the gym because Ive seen you there before — not working out, just staring at me! I totally have you figured out. Since youre so obsessed with sweaty gym girls how about you wedge your nose into my arm pit and see how you like that?? Hahaha, its amazing and disgusting how much that excites you. I wonder what other sweaty parts you’ll bury your nose into?? Inhale deeply loser, you’re never going to have chance to act out your weirdo pervyness again.

Brand new flip flops from foot-boy Wayne!
Just got a new package in the mail and I know exactly what it is — My brand new Juicy Couture flip flops from foot boy Wayne! He loves to pamper my feet with over priced shoes and socks.. These flops came just in time for the summer weather. Watch me open up my package and try on my prezzies while I tease Wayne with my feet and dirty shoes. Wayne didnt ask for anything in return, a quality I like and reward in a slave. See what treat a good foot boy like Wayne gets for pampering his Princess.

San Diego!

San Diego is fucking awesome. I love the beach, the weather, the people. Mo and I just got done working out and now were chillin in the room, I thought I’d update you slobs on our amazing life as you sit there fermenting in your sweats. We went surfing yesterday and then laid out in the sun, did a little shopping, even made a few clips. Here are some pics to keep those pervy cogs in your mind in motion.



Of course my favorite part of the trip so far was when all of us girls were out on the beach, when out of no where these three guys in cut offs came running up with their cheap boom box blasting Kenny Loggins “playing with the boys,” tossing the volley ball around and giving each other high fives. Top gun baby! I miss them already.

Last weekend

Here’s a couple pictures I took last weekend when I was up in Seattle visiting the boyfriend:

I instantly thought of you foot freaks when I saw this. Although I’m SO fucking pissed they covered this wall with this shit. Those who know Seattle should know what I’m talking about.