JB makes a good little pass around slut. Monique usually gets this guy good but today he was all mine! We had some fun today, didnt we, JB? All was going pretty normal at first, got the pervert drunk so he’d be too stupid for rational thought and of course to kill his stupid boner. Got him paying various “taxes” that I made up as I went along. Shiteater tax, slow chugger tax, drunk tax, etc. We dug into his collection of fancy old collector wine… that shit is expensive! so naturally he had to pay me the price of the bottle to drink it. At one point I made him drink his own rancid piss, pretending as best he could that it was mine (even though my pee tastes like peaches and sunshine). It was all fun and games until his stupid cuntrag girlfriend came by and he nearly shit his gay little shorts. The idiot was so drunk and flustered he couldnt contain himself.

itisjustmejb: sorry, door f**k
Ceara Lynch: whos there?
itisjustmejb: almost pissed myself
itisjustmejb: neighbour 4 colleen
Ceara Lynch: hahahahhahahhaha
Ceara Lynch: I thought that was your wife?
itisjustmejb: not funny at all
itisjustmejb: door was not locked
itisjustmejb: i am 1/2 deaf
itisjustmejb: “heloooo?? ”
itisjustmejb: crap
Ceara Lynch: HAHAHAH
Ceara Lynch: what happened?
itisjustmejb: i had to go out to the door she was in the door way
itisjustmejb: and was calling ‘coleeeeen
Ceara Lynch: and?
itisjustmejb: i said she is in the city
Ceara Lynch: and?
itisjustmejb: i was wearing my shorts, no shirts
itisjustmejb: i said she’s in the city,i m trying to sleep
Ceara Lynch: fascinating
Ceara Lynch: did you get a little adreneline rush?
itisjustmejb: a little – wholelot
itisjustmejb: i vcan taste it
Ceara Lynch: haha
Ceara Lynch: sounds like you need another glass
itisjustmejb: i just pulled the plug on the whole pc
itisjustmejb: i need valium
Ceara Lynch: do you have some?
itisjustmejb: close enough
itisjustmejb: ‘pams
Ceara Lynch: pour another glass
Ceara Lynch: drink it, slow and steady
itisjustmejb: f**k you have no idea howmy heart is racing
Ceara Lynch: I do know
Ceara Lynch: SO DO WHAT I FUCKING SAY
Ceara Lynch: So we can get this ball rolling again
Ceara Lynch: you big baby
itisjustmejb: seem to have lost you i’ll log out and back in see if anything changes

Yeah this retard fuck was lost. He signed back on a bit later to see if I was on and I was KIND and GENEROUS enough to pick things up exactly were we left off. But this idiot’s vanilla brain started kicking in again, and he had the nerve to argue with me. Claiming it was “not his fault.” Uh, no loser, when I send you paid mails, and you dont pay them, THATS YOUR FUCKING FAULT. Luckily I can see right through this dork and spelled it out for him.

Ceara Lynch: lets pick up where we left off, shall we?
itisjustmejb: wher was I or you?
Ceara Lynch: I was right here
Ceara Lynch: you were drunk and stupid
itisjustmejb: oh yeah’
Ceara Lynch: go check your mail
Ceara Lynch: theres two paid mails
Ceara Lynch: you owe me
Ceara Lynch: before that stupid bitch colleen took our fun
itisjustmejb: 0 there
Ceara Lynch: no mail?
itisjustmejb: 0
Ceara Lynch: speak english retard
itisjustmejb: last was paid
Ceara Lynch: what was the last?
itisjustmejb: shit eater tax
Ceara Lynch: ok
Ceara Lynch: well im sending another one
Ceara Lynch: you owe me big now
Ceara Lynch: for answering the fucking door
Ceara Lynch: you idiot
Ceara Lynch: you could have just ignored it
Ceara Lynch: but no
Ceara Lynch: you had to answer
Ceara Lynch: and freak the fuck out
Ceara Lynch: then you were too drunk and freaked to even read my instructions
Ceara Lynch: so its pay back time
Ceara Lynch: sent
itisjustmejb: what? 100$ my fault? maybe i should come bcak aniother day
Ceara Lynch: fuck you asswipe
Ceara Lynch: you leave now and Im not talking to you again
Ceara Lynch: so fuck you
Ceara Lynch: youre going to have to pay it either way
Ceara Lynch: and you will
Ceara Lynch: because youre shit
Ceara Lynch: youre just acting like a big baby because your stupid pretend girlfriend came over
Ceara Lynch: and now you can even take responsibility
Ceara Lynch: so go pass out you drunk fuck

Needless to say less than two hours later I get this:

j b: can i send you a payment, please

HAHAHAHA. Long story short I milked a good $585 out of him. All in all I’d say JB is a pretty good dog! Not perfect, obviously. Only I can be perfect. But we did come up with a swanky new idea.

itisjustmejb: who’s the most unlikely loser who’s served you? have your ever humiliated a priest or minister before?
Ceara Lynch: maybe
Ceara Lynch: I’ve been told so
Ceara Lynch: but I dont trust a lot of you idiots when you say shit like that
itisjustmejb: yeah, i guess that’s true
itisjustmejb: does it seem more fitting to make a priest worship you, more satisfying
Ceara Lynch: I agree
Ceara Lynch: Im making this new video soon
Ceara Lynch: where I talk shit about all of the religions
Ceara Lynch: and then talk about the new religion of worshiping me
itisjustmejb: and the one true religion – Ceara ism which does what it says it does – takes Your money!
Ceara Lynch: thats right bitch
itisjustmejb: haha the others do, but you admit it
itisjustmejb: The ONe True faith
itisjustmejb: i beg you to send me a paymail
itisjustmejb: with instructions of degradation how and what to beg for from you
itisjustmejb: please please please
Ceara Lynch: HAHAHAH
Ceara Lynch: stupid
Ceara Lynch: hey
Ceara Lynch: whats the word
Ceara Lynch: for the bowl they pass around at church?
itisjustmejb: for $$
Ceara Lynch: yes
itisjustmejb: or bread?
Ceara Lynch: use your head idiot!
Ceara Lynch: for money
itisjustmejb: money is the collection basket
Ceara Lynch: hm
Ceara Lynch: I thought there was another word for it
Ceara Lynch: nevertheless
Ceara Lynch: you need to pay tribute
Ceara Lynch: toward the collection basket
Ceara Lynch: I’ve been passing it around
Ceara Lynch: to all you little brainwashed worshipers
Ceara Lynch: and its headed your way
Ceara Lynch: so pay up bitch
Ceara Lynch: if you still want to be a part of Cearaism
itisjustmejb: Yes O Great and Revered One
itisjustmejb: Holy and Mighty
itisjustmejb: all the losers adore you
Ceara Lynch: yep
Ceara Lynch: but that means shit to me
Ceara Lynch: when they cant even show it
Ceara Lynch: so show how much you adore me
Ceara Lynch: you know theres only one thing about you I care about
Ceara Lynch: youre completely useless without it
itisjustmejb: down in adoration falling
itisjustmejb: kneeling be fore you
itisjustmejb: paying my tithe
itisjustmejb: is that the word?
Ceara Lynch: tithe:
Ceara Lynch: A tenth part of one’s annual income contributed voluntarily or due as a tax, especially for the support of the clergy or church.
itisjustmejb: tithe means giving 10% to yourreligion
Ceara Lynch: YES I KNOW ASSHOLE
Ceara Lynch: dont be so fucking condescending!!!
itisjustmejb: i apologize
Ceara Lynch: oh yeah?
Ceara Lynch: doesnt sound like it
itisjustmejb: i have long ago learned never to correct you and was only tryng to answer what you asked earlier, sorry
itisjustmejb: i plead forr your forgiveness and absolution
Ceara Lynch: hm
Ceara Lynch: maybe you should pay for my forgiveness
itisjustmejb: i am not sure which of the subs you look up at when you look in the cam
Ceara Lynch: good
itisjustmejb: but that look always spells trouble
Ceara Lynch: youre changing the subject
Ceara Lynch: check your mail

Weeee, we had fun, didnt we JB?? The best part was at the end when reality snapped in and you realized how much you had spent on me, and begged for a final payment. Im a sweet girl, I know when enough is enough and a when a little ATM machine like you needs to recharge, go back to his shit hole job, get paid and start this beautiful, vicious cycle all over again. Sleep well, JB. I hope your head is throbbing in the morning.

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Awww, JB always gets so excited when he reminisces on my blog about our quality time together. He couldnt help but come crawling back for more! Had to pay me to make a few edits on here, then we had a lovely conversation on the phone about the weather and politics. HA HA HA !!

I cant help it, you idiots fucking annoy the hell out of me sometimes!! Like any other domme I get burnt out, take a hiatus, and come back in full force. Sometimes a princes just needs to re-charge, and sometimes you fags are in a real need of a fucking TIME OUT! I come online today and I get bombarded by you losers BEGGING to pay and worship me. Now thats more like it. Fuck you fucking time wasters!! I naturally got bombarded by you too but luckily when I take a break my tolerance level goes back down. Dont test me bitches, Im subject to fly out on a vacation at any given moment. My life is exciting and wonderful and goes FAR beyond milking shit dicks like you, as much as I enjoy it. Today was fun, Monique and I had gang banged the hell out of JB. I know thats such a huge fantasy for so many of you dorks. Two girls draining your wallet at once. Here’s a taste of what youre missing.

j b: and i am one glas of scotch under
Ceara Lynch: pick it up idiot!
monique stranger: yeah check your mail and chug a shot for the both of us
Ceara Lynch: better yet, two shots, one for each of us
j b: i cant keep up with this already
monique stranger: good one
monique stranger: better wake up old man
monique stranger: this is a rare chance
Ceara Lynch: he paid
monique stranger: better go big
j b: what did i get?
monique stranger: he’s a trained stroke and pay
Ceara Lynch: hahaha
Ceara Lynch: and drink
monique stranger: you got this
Ceara Lynch: so you cant cum!
j b: any cam P ceara
Ceara Lynch: I just sent you a request you retard
j b: i am typing funny
monique stranger: pay my mail too dipshit
Ceara Lynch: fuckin greedy are nt you?
monique stranger: or my cam goes off
j b: im hurrying
monique stranger: he’s all flustered
Ceara Lynch: hahahahha
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Pretty, isnt she? Thats my gorgeous friend Renne and she’s selling her panties over on ebanned. Go bid now losers! You know its the closest you’d get to her pussy anyway.

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=wclothing15&item=1207790597

Also check out Mo and I’s new studio for fetish videos featuring Renne. She’s sweet and bratty! Theres a foot fetish one in there to die for.

As promised, the spit collected in Mo and I’s recent video is up for bid on ebanned. Winner gets the entire container of spit and a copy of the full length video. Here’s a little teaser:

What are you waiting for losers??? Fight for our spit!! What else are you going to spend your money on? your wife?? Shes not worth it!

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=sissy4&item=1206685965

Click the image above to buy my new POV giantess clip!! I’ve been wanting to do a giantess video for some time now, and recently some dip shit paid me $150 to get my butt in gear and do it. NICE! This is a sweet clip of me looking about a mile high, raising my big feet over your tiny head and going into detail about how Im going to crush every little bone in your body. If you have a fetish for giant woman stepping on your skull until brain leaks out your ears… this video is for you!! Don’t pretend like you dont love it you fucking freak!!

So, as you may have heard bratty_monique and I have decided to combine our forces once again and recruit our gorgeous friends into this devilish world of male manipulation!! We’ve put them to work making videos for us and now have a shared studio for all you little dorks spend your hard earned money on. I just added two new clips: a tickle fetish one where Mo, Kai and myself gang up on our “friend” Kitty after she received a phone call from Mo’s BF!! Fucking slut gets what’s coming to her! We tie up her feet and arms and make her pay. She definitely learned her lesson and knows better then to mess with us. The next clip is a 4 girl spit fest with the same lovely ladies spitting big globs of spit into a cup and giving you shit stains a good verbal beat down! There’s plenty more clips to choose from with all sorts of stupid and disgusting themes and you dorks go crazy over: fart fetish, foot fetish, SPH, and even a lesbian make out clip! Cause who needs you dumb boys anyway?

The cup of spit will be up for auction soon! stay tuned fags! Click the banner below to check out the studio:

I caught me a nice little fishie recently. This totally weak, stupid and easily manipulated bitch with a boner for blackmail! I LOVE IT!! we had a loooong conversation about all his perverted little secrets, turns out he’s been buying lots of my nasty goodies on ebanned for quite a while, including those disgusting cookies Mo and I made a few months back.. YUCK! Anyway, when this little bitch was deep in sub space he was stupid enough to give me his “girlfriend’s” email address. I put girlfriend in quotes cause this guy is WAY too pathetic to get a real girl. This is just some sad, desperate woman who’s coming out of a divorce and vulnerable enough to go on a few dates with him.. Regardless, she is the ONLY thing this loser has going for him. Hmmmm it would be a shame if some of your shameful little secrets for leaked, wouldnt it?? Of course this dipshit had to pay me $100 not to do it. and then another $100 when he was too much of a pussy to take a little-face-down-ass up picture for me. (moral: gotta pay if you can’t play!)

dont forget, queer, I still have the uncensored copy of this picture which means I OWN YOU.

Greetings fags! No I haven’t disappeared, although you’d think I had by the way you losers bitch and moan whenever I neglect you. Tough it up, queers! And not that it’s any of your business but March has been a very stress-filled month for me. I just moved into a new, bigger, more beautiful apartment. I’m still settling a bit, there’s still a few boxes waiting to be unpacked and I need new furniture to fill up all this new space (AHEM).. Also I finished my finals yesterday so I’m officially on Spring break! Lucky for me, all my classes arranged the finals on the same day so I have an extra half week to do whatever the fuck I want. As it should be, right?

Anyway, in other news, a couple new losers from my not-to-distant past came crawling back recently. It’s sooo funny how these dorks try to escape me, but they can’t help but continue to lurk: check my blog for updates, drool at the pictures on my website, think of me obsessively at night while begging their ugly prudish wives for a little pussy.

One idiot who came back was none other than the incredibly dim-witted, obnoxiously eager CUM BUBBLE!! Check this past entry for a little history on this retard:

http://princessceara.livejournal.com/5539.html

cum bubble is one of those tards who struggles between his meaningless vanilla life and his pathetic urges to worship a girl on the internet who hates him. I must admit I was surprised to see him come back but not so much surprised to see him run away again soon after. Here’s his goodbye email:

Dear Ceara,

Farewell

Hahaha long and prosperous life… what a fucking nerd.

So, I still managed to milk about $400 in gift cards during his brief return. Not only that, but apparently the little moron seems to think he’s some kind of musician and composed 3 songs in my honor. All three are rough, terrible and incomplete. If theres one thing cum bubble can do really well is fail to follow through with his promises. So he would begin to compose a song about me, spooge, come back to reality and freak out over his never ending degradation as a human being and delete the song to try and redeem part of his dignity. HAHAHAHA, I assume even he knew himself well enough to predict this which is why he’d always send me whatever he managed to put together before getting rid of it all vowing never to return to the sick, twisted and oh-so tempting world of Ceara Lynch.

Here’s the songs in all their shitty glory:

cum bubble, I know youre reading this. and I have some plans for you for when you decide to come crawling back once again. But dont even THINK about contacting me unless you have $100 ready to tribute for your reoccurring failures.

Okay enough about that retard… in better news dweebishswedish is back!! This little obedient puppy finally came to his senses and decided to give his life meaning again by sending me every cent of what little money he had. he paid a lovely $400 to return to my stable and begged his parents for $200 to send for going out of town so soon after his return. AND he bought me a brand new pretty pink Nintendo DS! Losers take note, I have LOTS of black mail photos of this dork. I could expose him and crush him at anytime. As many of you know I like to do those sort of things for fun because driving so-called men to the brink of insanity makes for a great hobby. HOWEVER, I spare dweebishswedish because his one and ONLY goal in life is to keep ME happy! Many of you dorks claim to meet these standards but always fall short, which is why you will always get fucked over. Of course dweebishswedish could always fuck up and be driven into toward paco-esque meltdown, but I personally dont see that happening. Kudos to you, retard!

I had a tough day, and so haven’t we all
I am so sorry
sorry about the spellingto – I cando better, but sometimes my fat fingers hit the wrongkeys and I don’t pay attention. Please forgive me…
I DON’t want tofight!!!
please oh please – Relax and have a good weekend!
I Sincerely aam sorry for interupting your evening!!!!!

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Message #5
Awwww – It must have been trama- sorry for the spelling…
;(
Dyslexly-full yours
Nathan
:-(((
I luv U still
really you can’t offer me 3 or 4 or 5 minutes
I usually play for much nore than that…if all goes well that is
ok – thanks for makingyour aquantance (sp).

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Message #6 (A delayed response to “why would I want to talk to you for free?”)
HAA HAAA HAAA
You already DID!
STUPID…

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