Im back!!

I know you all were deeply concerned about me and the status of my blog. Long story short, the jerks at LJ put my journal on hostage on the most convenient of days. So I couldnt boast and brag here about something now everyone and their mom knows by now……


HEY-OH! Suck on this!

Yeah, so anti-climatic. Yet relevant at the same time, as I’m still wearing the crown. I soared to the top the same day I got my wisdom teeth pulled, so this glorious moment came at a time I was oozing puss and blood out of my mouth and my cheeks were puffed up so big I looked like Luke Wilson. Today the swelling has gone down to the size of about Owen, I’m hoping to be me again by tomorrow.

On another note, my clips are slowly monopolizing the other list as well. "Die for me" is still at #1 which totally rocks the house. #1 clip and #1 studio. Yeah you know me, breaking glass ceilings n shit.

Anyway, I have a hell of a lot going on these next couple weeks. 3 finals, a term paper, another dentist appointment, my sister’s b-day, and then Im flying off for Christmas break, which means busting out some clips for the time I’m gone. Im absolutely ecstatic about my trip! It starts in Florida where Monique and myself are meeting up with Lyne and Danni. A force so over powering I dont know if that dick shaped state can handle it. Dont be surprised if it forms an upward curve for those days that we’re there. After that Im flying up to NY where I’m staying with some old high school friends and shopping my sweet little ass off. After THAT it’s off to baltimore where I’m meeting up with the boyfriend, watching the redskins play Monday night in DC, then driving out to the most happenin’ state of them all – VIRGINIA! HOO DAWG! What a swell Christmas that will be.

That’s all I have to say for now. Enjoy the latest:
http://www.clips4sale.com/16312

RIP OFF CLIP: Putting on my boots
These boots are ridiculous. Putting them on takes 10 fucking minutes! Time is money, people. Buy this clip.

Ballerina boots
Holy sh!t – these boots are insane! Thigh high, 100% leather pointed toe, fit for destruction. You groveling boot bitches will be in awe at my long legs in this killer foot wear. Get ready to lick, suck, and obey.

Im back!!

Ballerina boots
Holy sh!t – these boots are insane! Thigh high, 100% leather pointed toe, fit for destruction. You groveling boot bitches will be in awe at my long legs in this killer foot wear. Get ready to lick, suck, and obey.

cigarette burn
So you love pain. What a coincidence, I love inflicting it. In fact, I get a thrill just seeing that look of desperation and fear on your eyes. I want to burn you and make you scream. Beg me to hurt you, bitch. BEG.

Custom ruin
This is a custom clip for a pitful loser named Churl. He is so fucked. Im ready to ruin every facet of his life: his marriage, his finances, and his worthless dick. I verbally degrade him and mentally mind fuck him. Ripping his hag of a wife to shreds while instructing him to punch and torture his balls. I have so much control over him Im going to take what’s rightfully mine – his money. You think the hag will stop me? Hahaha, yeah right.


Interactive tributing
MY WISHLIST
*You MUST have this page open when watching this clip*

Calling all minions! Get your wallets out and prepare to spend. My interactive style of seduction will have you kissing my heels and cleaning out my wishlist. You know you want to spoil me and lavish me with expensive gifts, you just need a little encouragement. Here it is.

Have at it

D**** ****** ********** NJ. Fiancee, N***** – 609-***-****. Me 609-***-****
Well its Wed before Thanksgiving and I can not believe that I am drunk this early but golf game cancelled with this junk weather. I have such a blackmail fetish that I wish I didnt have along with an adult baby fetish. This clip of yours sends my head spinning.
We will see if the send goes send. Second time watching and wow.
D**……..

PAID.

Latest clips

Here’s the latest.. You know what to do.

Bitch training you with my perfect peds
You are a total sucker for my feet and I love taking advantage of that! Wiggling my cute toes in your face and watching you melt. I know you’ll do anything for me, just to sniff the bottoms. I have black toenail polish on, very dark and edgy. Im not the type a girl you fuck with so you better do everything I say or you will never see my perfect peds again!

Humiliation jerk off cum eating instruction
Want to jerk off at my command? Got to do exactly what I say. I do NOT believe in jerking with dignity, so I’m going to make sure its as humiliating as possible for you. Sticking fingers up your ass and licking up your spunk at the end. You know you cant say know to me.

Legs, heels, perfection
Oh the simple mind of a male with a leg and heel fetish. Just slip on some silky thigh highs, lingerie and dangle my perfect heels in your face. You are like puddy in my hands. Wrapped around my perfect finger. Worship and obey me, your life will be complete.

Convert to Cearaism
You’ve lived this long in search of a true Goddess to worship, and now you have found her. Time to pay homage to your new religion. One look at me and you drop to your knees, groveling, ready to offer full submission. Give up all control and trust in your savior. I am perfection, you are scum. Know your place below me and surrender. Cearaism is the only way.



Die for me
The #1 top selling clip on C4S!

What would you do for just one kiss from me? My perfect lips grazing yours. You’d do anything and you know it. I wouldnt expect anything less than anything I want. Which is why youre going to die for me. …..Yeah you heard me. You think I’m joking? I can see the terror and excitement in your eyes. You want and fear this and I will make it happen. So many ways to you, just for that one kiss. Your life is in my hands. I have no mercy.

Drink my lemonade bitch
My lesbo girl slave is the lowest of the low, total bottom feeder. Just when I think I’ve pushed her to her limit, she sinks ever farther. I decide to really test her depravity and make her wait outside my bathroom door. I come out with a glass of my lemonade, pour it into a food dish, and make her lap it up like the she is. She cant say no to me, even if it means giving up her dignity!

Lick my boots and kiss my ass
The slave is still hanging around and Im sick of paying so much attention to him. I make him lick my boots as I talk on the phone with my boyfriend, telling him all about what a demented freak he is. It’s SO pathetic, this bitch is so in love with me and I know it tortures him to hear me talk to a real man about how pathetic I think he is. I get tired of looking at his ugly face so I decide to wipe my ass with it, smothering him with my perfect cheeks and making him kiss it, just so he knows his place.

Foot and ass smother
This stupid cunt bragged on and on about what amazing pedicures she gives, and guess what? She FUCKS mine up. It figures. You want something done right? Got to do it yourself. Of course I’m not letting this incompetent lesbo-bitch get away with it, I’m going to fix my painted toes right over her face as I spew insults at her. When I’m done I decide to punish her further by making her bury her nose deep inside my sweaty ass. Stupid bitch.

His face = my seat
Bitchface isnt good for much, so I have to find good uses for him. I decide to use him as a seat cushion for a little while. Obviously he’s enjoying it WAY too much, especially since Im wearing my gorgeous skin tight wet-look pants, so I decide to make him suffer a little. I sit on him so long he panics because he cant breath. I laugh as his face and his balls turn blue before me. What a fucking tool!

Wish list roll call

It’s been one of weeks; the lady at the UPS store has this look of amazement and confusion at the stacks of boxes I’ve been hauling out lately. One of my newest slaved I’ve dubbed sushi has been putting down a pretty penny lately expanding my lavish life style, he didn’t buy everything here, just the most expensive gifts.


Hot mama hooker wear

New shoes, a couple for die-hard foot bitch Wayne, and a $400 pair of Giuseppe Zanotti

Holy shit, check out those puppies on the right! I forgot I even had those on my list, and I forget who even bought me either of these. But fuck yeah, boot slaves around the worlds are currently pissing themselves with excitement.

A couple of smokin hot dresses, including one seen on miss Tierra lately. Just wait, you’re going to see the two of us on "who wore it better" section of the tabloids soon. Also a book on Freud and quantum physics…. SEXY!


$600 pair of platinum diamond earrings…. TOO SMALL!

Sushi is off to a fantastic start. His pockets are deep and he’s already funded the next installments of my interactive blackmail clips. That’s right bitches, expect to see some follow ups. You think those emails were just for "play?" Hahahahaha….

In other news, my yahoo group has kicked off on an amazing start. Over 60 members have joined since I announced it yesterday. If you havn’t joined yet, what the fuck are you waiting for? Be a part of the Lynch Army. I love having my little mass of minions grouped together to do my bidding. Members get frequent updates, assignments and exclusive pictures.

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CearaLynch/