Butt sucker Darren tributed $1000 in just two days. No effort on my part, just two sweet-ass tributes I woke up to recently. As it should be, right?. Oh yeah and darren just happens to be one messed up fuck. I really love the truly demented freaks that come to me. Manipulating foot boys and tiny dicked losers can get so mundane. Dont get me wrong, its easy to make a quick buck (or 100) from but their minds are just so obvious and dull after a while. Thats why its so fun to run into a hardcore shit eater. I mean, lets face it, all you fucks disgust me anyway so why not go all out and be the most repulsive, pathetic bottom feeder you can be?

His most recent email: PRINCESS, I am checking everyday to see if you have sent my clip, i know that when i get it i will be wanking over you all the time, you are so beautiful. when i watch your intro clip, which is all i can watch now, i wank so much, i watch it over and over again and when you get to the bit where you say about digging in to our wallets i need t tribute and i do, but it keeps failing my card alot, but sometimes it goes through like just now, i sent $100. anyway that clip is gtting a bit repetitive and it gets harder to cum the more i watch it even though you are HOT!!! so yes i can’t wait for your clip you are doing for me, and can’t wait to be humiliated by you, i can’t wait to be abused by you, i can’t wait to be teased by you and i can’t wait to be wallet raped by you, you are the only princess i ever need to worship. also apparently my credit limit on my bank account is hopefully in place tommorrow 19th so the bank told me, and also i have just applied for a credit card so i may be able to be used on niteflirt to soon. anyway while im talking to you i just thought i would let you know about what dirty things ive been up to while you were away enjoying yourself, just so you know what a piece of scum i really am. LAST SAT my girlfriend was having a shit before she went out and i asked her not to flush the toilet cause i needed to go and it saves water, so she did and left for the night, partying with her friends. leaving me to go loo, but i pissed in the sink so as not to contaminate her shit, i then went in to the kitchen and got a shallow dish and i put her shit in it, it was in a lump, anyway i put the dish on the floor and lied down with my head above the dish sniffing it, i get rockhard lie this, then i thought of you and thought what a piece of shit i am and io kept hesitating to put my face in her shit, but eventually after thinking about you i did it, for you!! first i licked it a little, worshipping her shit, then gradually i pushed my nose down in her shit, then twisted my head and squashed the side of my face in to it, thinking of you all the time, after about 5 minutes of degrading myself for you i was so excited i was rolling my face all around it and my face was covered in shit, but i never manged to eat any, i usually urge to much and can’t keep it down. anyway then i went to the bathroom with a cup and i put my head over the bowl nd sccoped up her pissy shitty water pooring it over the back of my head. i was actually stinking so bad, i was turned on so much thinking of you, if i had a camera i would of taken a photo, maybe sent it to you for blackmail. anyway after i finally cum my vanilla side came through and i felt a little disgusted and had to shower, i had such fun worshipping you though, i don’t think i evr managed soo much cum before, anyway love you princess your loving slave Darren

Well Monique and I got back from Chicago yesterday. The whole weekend was awesome. Thank you again Lyne for tour of the city! We ate some great food, best of all being the brazilian restaurant, Fogo De Chao. At $50 a plate and only the best wine our bill racked up quickly. All paid for of course by Monique’s “”little guy.”” We also had a great gyro breakfast just before catching my plane in Greek Town. OH MY GOD! I was in heaven, best gyro Ive ever had.

Some of the highlights of the trip included going to a party at the 90th floor of the Hancock center. It was so funny getting hit on by so many guys whilst draining you fucks via ignore line as you listened in. We checked out the art museum, viewing some of the most amazing and famous paintings in the world. Later we went saw some live stand up comedy at Zanies. I was impressed! I have never seen live comedy and whenever I watch it on TV I rarely laugh. But I was cracking up the whole time. A lot of sick and twisted jokes, just like I like them.

Of course we also spent a lot of time making a bunch of videos to feed you addicts and our bank accounts. Check out all our studios for what has been posted so far, lots more to come.

So last night Monique and I got this fun pay slut, David, super shit-faced on vodka tonics (my favorite!). We called him on three way and listened to him slur helplessly as we spent on his Amex card. Hahaha! For a while I was trying to get this douchebag Jason C to pay for my trip to Cali next month but he’s way too much of a little bitch to cooperate when I want him to. It took him a million years just to send me $300 worth of credit to Alaska Airlines. Fuck that. David is way cooler. He straight up gave me his card number to buy a first class round trip ticket, fuck yeah! I’ll save your chump credit for another time, Jason, you suck. Oh yeah, and he also paid for our trip to Vegas in January! Thats right bitches, were going back! Can you believe its that time again?? Start saving those paychecks, cause we still have the hotel to pay for. And of course your money to gamble away. Im a horrible gambler so give me lots.

Mr. Peterson,”My new favorite caller lately has been Mr. Peterson. In just over the past couple weeks he’s blown over $2k talking to my lovely self. But thats not the only reason I like him, he’s actually a very unique caller. He’s a porn enthusiast and jacks off for hours a day watching all the latest gonzo-girls getting fucked out like screaming meat sockets; his favorites include Cody Lane, Whitney Stevens, Bree Olsen and Ashley Blue. The hilarious thing is, I KNOW half of these girls! I tease him ruthlessly about how all these porno chicks are laughing all the way to the bank knowing theyre profiting from pathetic men like him. They get paid big bucks to get fucked hard all day by huge cocks, all the while aging micro-dicked fools like Mr. Peterson pays just to watch. Mr. Peterson only has a 3 inch dick, so it must be total erotic torture to know that he could never properly fuck those video-whores. He cant stretch a tight little asshole out and make it gape or throat fuck a girl until her eyes tear up. Any orifice his tiny little dick enters would just be lost. You know, hot dog through a hallway as they say. As you can tell I love tormenting him. I got to give him credit though, as small and worthless as his dick is, at least he has a fat wallet.

The infamous cum bubble wrote to me recently to say he’s moved on to Princess Kyaa. So funny. For those of you who dont know, Kyaa first debuted herself with Team Tease and has since branched off to do her own thing, very successfully I might add. Cum bubble actually sent me quite a few emails. He has two sides to him, his incredibly over-the-top pathetic side and his serious vanilla side. Anyway, his last email was a bit of both, I guess he was growing insane over the fact that I didnt pay attention to him as much as I do PAYING subs. I’m curious to see how long Kyaa puts up with that needy fuck until she decides his songs and tarot card readings are not worth keeping up with his high maintenance sub needs. I put up the last of the chronicles he wrote on my website. [EDIT- He just came crawling back to me on yahoo. Funny. That didnt take long] Slim tony recently drew this picture of me. I think its kinda ugly but whatever. I recieved several tributes and a slave application from some fagbucket in England named Darren. He seems somewhat promising. Plus he likes blackmail! Yay! My favorite. Oh yeah, and diaperslut? I just emailed your lesbian ex girlfriend. Yeah thats right, I havnt forgotten about you. I’ll be shipping off my panties to you later this weekend so you have something to cry over during those lonely nights in your thick pee pants.

Man it’s been a slut-tastic week so far! All the cock suckers are coming out of the woodworks it seems. I found out recently what a cum chugger Chad assi is. I thought it’d be fun to pimp him out on craigslist. Any takers? Yeah I didnt think so.

In other news, blast from the past fuckface, pansyinpanties, contacted me recently to go on a little blackmail binge. He sent me these incriminating pictures uncensored.

Ewww, someone needs to get waxed. I couldnt remember who he was at first until he contacted me and refreshed my memory of this old entry:

http://princessceara.livejournal.com/17906.html

What a fucking idiot! Who willingly fucks themselves over like this? Of course I still had his sort-of girlfriend’s email address in my loser vault. (Once information gets in there it does not come out). So he had to pay me a lovely $200 not to forward the pictures to her. You know, for now anyway. Hehe. Oh yeah and I had him take another picture:

Isn’t blackmail great? I can get this wimp to do whatever I want now! He is so screwed. Hahahahahaha!

I hate turning straight guys into fags only to find out they wont go that extra mile. Just accept your fate! You’re gross, ugly and your only hope for getting laid is if you go queer I pimp you out for profit. Fuck you wannabe whores! All you cum dodgers make me want to tie you up and spoon feed you your own baby badder, pushing on your shoulders as you sit on this:

Truly, I want to make you cry.

chadi assi – your degradation video is done! Where are you? youre so annoying I thought you’d be bugging me about it every 10 minutes for it. Well whatever, everyone else is buying it. http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/16312

cum bubble – you are the strangest and possibly the most obsessed sub I’ve ever encountered. I like that! I expect my new song done by tomorrow as well as another installment of the Chronicles of Ceara. Hop to it, weirdo.

jason c – I fucking hate you. There, you happy now? I mentioned you on my blog.

tim – I saw my new Betsey Johnson wallet on my purchased list today! Yesss! Im going to be so stylish flying on the plane on the ticket you paid for. Hahahahha. Now buy me something else. you got a lot of work to do if you wanna be my best bitch.

diaper boy – your ex girlfriends artwork is amazing! you know who I’m talking about. The only girlfriend you’ve ever had who dumped you to go muff diving. Yeah that one. Why did you give me her email address again? I think Im going to contact her and see what paintings she has for sale. Hahahha.

??? – ($300 paid to delete this shout out).

Later, minions.

Cum bubble is on a role! I decided to add his tales to my website before he blows his wad and deletes them all again. Check it out.

Next month Monique and I are taking a trip to Chicago to visit Princess Lyne. Which one of you lucky fucks are going to buy my plane ticket? Find me on yahoo.

-EDIT: Done!