Now, I’m not one to fill my blog full of entries about idiots who waste my time like some other princesses I see. I mean, what message does that send across to the rest of the broke and greedy sluts out there?? “I never get tributes cause I don’t know what Im doing. Just take advantage of me and I’ll give you attention! I have nothing better to talk about.” I once saw a, uh, “domme” who dedicated a whole page on her website to ONE loser that wanked on her… WOW! That guy hit the jackpot! Silly little girls, getting manipulated by losers. It’s sad, really. But Im sure they’ll grow out of it, or quit trying.

Anyway, here’s various conversations I’ve had with some dipshit that kept trying to waste my time and got no where. Feel free to contemplate the irony here. You all know Im still above you fucks no matter what.

2/23/08

blah blah: hi
Ceara Lynch: hi
blah blah: i was curious how i could see you on cam
Ceara Lynch: by paying
Ceara Lynch: cearalynch.com/cam.html
blah blah: im not a slave or anything i just love reading your journal and seeing you humilate other guys its hot (translation: I wish I were a slave)
Ceara Lynch: ok
blah blah: and i must admit you are one of the sexiest woman i have ever seen (translation: I think I can distract you with compliments)
Ceara Lynch: are you going to buy cam time or what?
blah blah: yeah im loading the page right now
Ceara Lynch: it’s $5/min
blah blah: yeah
blah blah: im just trying to find where to pay
blah blah: i see it says go to your tribute page (translation: I can see what Im suppose to do but Im going to play dumb anyway)
Ceara Lynch: yep
blah blah: so ami just supposed to buy you something or what (translation: DERRR see? Im so dumb!)
Ceara Lynch: uh, youre suppose to figure out what forms of payment you can send
Ceara Lynch: those are your options
Ceara Lynch: if you have paypal I accept that too
blah blah: ok so i can just get ya like a 50 dollar gift certificate to victoria secret and that will get me 10 mins of viewing time (translation: I totally have it figured out because it works the same way with just about every other fin-domme on the internet. but Im still playing dumb)
Ceara Lynch: exactly
blah blah: be back in a bit someone just came over (translation: no one came over)

3/9/08

blah blah: i had a dream where i got to watch you just humilate the shit out of someone (translation: I have a boner)
Ceara Lynch: ok
blah blah: thats prolly an everyday thing for you huh (translation: please give me something I can jack off to)
Ceara Lynch: what do you want shitdick?
blah blah: i wanna watch you abuse someone (translation: Oh yeah. ugh ugh, fuck yeahhhh..)
Ceara Lynch: well youre out of luck, its just me here
blah blah: when is the last time you just abused someone (translation: Cmon baby I wanna cum)
Ceara Lynch: pay me a tribute and I’ll tell you

3/22/08

blah blah: happy easter (translation: maybe you forgot about me)
Ceara Lynch: you too
blah blah: i love your clips they are awesome (translation: Let me butter you up with compliments. Im sure youre insecure like that)
Ceara Lynch: great
blah blah: your pretty ruthless (translation: dominate me)
Ceara Lynch: yep
Ceara Lynch: is there something you want?
Ceara Lynch: or just wasting my time telling me things I already know?
blah blah: im kinda addicted to your lips i thought about buying some cam time (translation: I have no intention on buying anything)
Ceara Lynch: then buy some cam time
Ceara Lynch: do you have paypal?
blah blah: i do but i dont use it
Ceara Lynch: ok what about niteflirt?
blah blah: yes let me get on there brb
blah blah: how much is it a min?
Ceara Lynch: $5
blah blah: the one girl in the yellow shirt in the spit video has a sexy voice (translation: let me distract you by changing the subject, I just got wood)
Ceara Lynch: ok?
Ceara Lynch: are you buying cam time or what?
blah blah: yeah my niteflirt account is locked out some how so i am going to your page and going to buy you a gift certificate (translation: my niteflirt account is working fine and Im not sending you shit)
Ceara Lynch: ok

Today

blah blah: hi
Ceara Lynch: hi
blah blah: you on cam? (translation: I can see your cam is on)
Ceara Lynch: yes
blah blah: i just wanna see your lips for like 1 sec lol (translation: I wanna waste your time for several seconds)
blah blah: may i? (translation: see? Im so polite, just like a real sub, but with less money.)
Ceara Lynch: then you have to pay retard

Yeah you’re blocked. Next time try ripping off a domme that Doesn’t utilize her message archive or use her brain. There’s plenty.

I cant help it, you idiots fucking annoy the hell out of me sometimes!! Like any other domme I get burnt out, take a hiatus, and come back in full force. Sometimes a princes just needs to re-charge, and sometimes you fags are in a real need of a fucking TIME OUT! I come online today and I get bombarded by you losers BEGGING to pay and worship me. Now thats more like it. Fuck you fucking time wasters!! I naturally got bombarded by you too but luckily when I take a break my tolerance level goes back down. Dont test me bitches, Im subject to fly out on a vacation at any given moment. My life is exciting and wonderful and goes FAR beyond milking shit dicks like you, as much as I enjoy it. Today was fun, Monique and I had gang banged the hell out of JB. I know thats such a huge fantasy for so many of you dorks. Two girls draining your wallet at once. Here’s a taste of what youre missing.

j b: and i am one glas of scotch under
Ceara Lynch: pick it up idiot!
monique stranger: yeah check your mail and chug a shot for the both of us
Ceara Lynch: better yet, two shots, one for each of us
j b: i cant keep up with this already
monique stranger: good one
monique stranger: better wake up old man
monique stranger: this is a rare chance
Ceara Lynch: he paid
monique stranger: better go big
j b: what did i get?
monique stranger: he’s a trained stroke and pay
Ceara Lynch: hahaha
Ceara Lynch: and drink
monique stranger: you got this
Ceara Lynch: so you cant cum!
j b: any cam P ceara
Ceara Lynch: I just sent you a request you retard
j b: i am typing funny
monique stranger: pay my mail too dipshit
Ceara Lynch: fuckin greedy are nt you?
monique stranger: or my cam goes off
j b: im hurrying
monique stranger: he’s all flustered
Ceara Lynch: hahahahha
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Pretty, isnt she? Thats my gorgeous friend Renne and she’s selling her panties over on ebanned. Go bid now losers! You know its the closest you’d get to her pussy anyway.

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=wclothing15&item=1207790597

Also check out Mo and I’s new studio for fetish videos featuring Renne. She’s sweet and bratty! Theres a foot fetish one in there to die for.

As promised, the spit collected in Mo and I’s recent video is up for bid on ebanned. Winner gets the entire container of spit and a copy of the full length video. Here’s a little teaser:

What are you waiting for losers??? Fight for our spit!! What else are you going to spend your money on? your wife?? Shes not worth it!

http://www.ebanned.net/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?category=sissy4&item=1206685965

Click the image above to buy my new POV giantess clip!! I’ve been wanting to do a giantess video for some time now, and recently some dip shit paid me $150 to get my butt in gear and do it. NICE! This is a sweet clip of me looking about a mile high, raising my big feet over your tiny head and going into detail about how Im going to crush every little bone in your body. If you have a fetish for giant woman stepping on your skull until brain leaks out your ears… this video is for you!! Don’t pretend like you dont love it you fucking freak!!

So, as you may have heard bratty_monique and I have decided to combine our forces once again and recruit our gorgeous friends into this devilish world of male manipulation!! We’ve put them to work making videos for us and now have a shared studio for all you little dorks spend your hard earned money on. I just added two new clips: a tickle fetish one where Mo, Kai and myself gang up on our “friend” Kitty after she received a phone call from Mo’s BF!! Fucking slut gets what’s coming to her! We tie up her feet and arms and make her pay. She definitely learned her lesson and knows better then to mess with us. The next clip is a 4 girl spit fest with the same lovely ladies spitting big globs of spit into a cup and giving you shit stains a good verbal beat down! There’s plenty more clips to choose from with all sorts of stupid and disgusting themes and you dorks go crazy over: fart fetish, foot fetish, SPH, and even a lesbian make out clip! Cause who needs you dumb boys anyway?

The cup of spit will be up for auction soon! stay tuned fags! Click the banner below to check out the studio:

I caught me a nice little fishie recently. This totally weak, stupid and easily manipulated bitch with a boner for blackmail! I LOVE IT!! we had a loooong conversation about all his perverted little secrets, turns out he’s been buying lots of my nasty goodies on ebanned for quite a while, including those disgusting cookies Mo and I made a few months back.. YUCK! Anyway, when this little bitch was deep in sub space he was stupid enough to give me his “girlfriend’s” email address. I put girlfriend in quotes cause this guy is WAY too pathetic to get a real girl. This is just some sad, desperate woman who’s coming out of a divorce and vulnerable enough to go on a few dates with him.. Regardless, she is the ONLY thing this loser has going for him. Hmmmm it would be a shame if some of your shameful little secrets for leaked, wouldnt it?? Of course this dipshit had to pay me $100 not to do it. and then another $100 when he was too much of a pussy to take a little-face-down-ass up picture for me. (moral: gotta pay if you can’t play!)

dont forget, queer, I still have the uncensored copy of this picture which means I OWN YOU.

Greetings fags! No I haven’t disappeared, although you’d think I had by the way you losers bitch and moan whenever I neglect you. Tough it up, queers! And not that it’s any of your business but March has been a very stress-filled month for me. I just moved into a new, bigger, more beautiful apartment. I’m still settling a bit, there’s still a few boxes waiting to be unpacked and I need new furniture to fill up all this new space (AHEM).. Also I finished my finals yesterday so I’m officially on Spring break! Lucky for me, all my classes arranged the finals on the same day so I have an extra half week to do whatever the fuck I want. As it should be, right?

Anyway, in other news, a couple new losers from my not-to-distant past came crawling back recently. It’s sooo funny how these dorks try to escape me, but they can’t help but continue to lurk: check my blog for updates, drool at the pictures on my website, think of me obsessively at night while begging their ugly prudish wives for a little pussy.

One idiot who came back was none other than the incredibly dim-witted, obnoxiously eager CUM BUBBLE!! Check this past entry for a little history on this retard:

http://princessceara.livejournal.com/5539.html

cum bubble is one of those tards who struggles between his meaningless vanilla life and his pathetic urges to worship a girl on the internet who hates him. I must admit I was surprised to see him come back but not so much surprised to see him run away again soon after. Here’s his goodbye email:

Dear Ceara,

Farewell

Hahaha long and prosperous life… what a fucking nerd.

So, I still managed to milk about $400 in gift cards during his brief return. Not only that, but apparently the little moron seems to think he’s some kind of musician and composed 3 songs in my honor. All three are rough, terrible and incomplete. If theres one thing cum bubble can do really well is fail to follow through with his promises. So he would begin to compose a song about me, spooge, come back to reality and freak out over his never ending degradation as a human being and delete the song to try and redeem part of his dignity. HAHAHAHA, I assume even he knew himself well enough to predict this which is why he’d always send me whatever he managed to put together before getting rid of it all vowing never to return to the sick, twisted and oh-so tempting world of Ceara Lynch.

Here’s the songs in all their shitty glory:

cum bubble, I know youre reading this. and I have some plans for you for when you decide to come crawling back once again. But dont even THINK about contacting me unless you have $100 ready to tribute for your reoccurring failures.

Okay enough about that retard… in better news dweebishswedish is back!! This little obedient puppy finally came to his senses and decided to give his life meaning again by sending me every cent of what little money he had. he paid a lovely $400 to return to my stable and begged his parents for $200 to send for going out of town so soon after his return. AND he bought me a brand new pretty pink Nintendo DS! Losers take note, I have LOTS of black mail photos of this dork. I could expose him and crush him at anytime. As many of you know I like to do those sort of things for fun because driving so-called men to the brink of insanity makes for a great hobby. HOWEVER, I spare dweebishswedish because his one and ONLY goal in life is to keep ME happy! Many of you dorks claim to meet these standards but always fall short, which is why you will always get fucked over. Of course dweebishswedish could always fuck up and be driven into toward paco-esque meltdown, but I personally dont see that happening. Kudos to you, retard!

I had a tough day, and so haven’t we all
I am so sorry
sorry about the spellingto – I cando better, but sometimes my fat fingers hit the wrongkeys and I don’t pay attention. Please forgive me…
I DON’t want tofight!!!
please oh please – Relax and have a good weekend!
I Sincerely aam sorry for interupting your evening!!!!!

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Message #5
Awwww – It must have been trama- sorry for the spelling…
;(
Dyslexly-full yours
Nathan
:-(((
I luv U still
really you can’t offer me 3 or 4 or 5 minutes
I usually play for much nore than that…if all goes well that is
ok – thanks for makingyour aquantance (sp).

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Message #6 (A delayed response to “why would I want to talk to you for free?”)
HAA HAAA HAAA
You already DID!
STUPID…

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