Religious blackmail


Top 20 Goddess Worship clips on C4S.

As soon as it was posted, it topped the charts. Never under estimate a tragically beautiful college girl with delusions of grandeur. If you haven’t bought it yet, I highly recommend. It’ll inspire you so hard, you’ll think god is kind of a loser.

Religious blackmail
Freedom of religion is overrated. Who wants a choice when any superior faith would surely convert you unwillingly? One look at me and you know I am THE goddess to be worshipped, but my power frightens you. No problem, lowly one. Your life is in my hands and you don’t even know it yet. In a moment of weakness, you spill all your sensitive information, send me numerous mortifying pictures, and as the fog clears your mind out of sub space, you realize that this was more than just a fantasy. I own you now, and you will spend the rest of your life in full submission as a Cearean.

 

“Cearaism. I know that sounds corny and every domme has eventually reached to the very back of her closet and plucked out the worn “ism” shoved it to the ass end of their name and declared themselves a religion. Personally, after spending 18 years and some additional hard time living with jebus freaks, cearaism makes a whole lot more sense. First, the bible is a yawner. There isn’t a laugh in it. Wouldn’t god want to dispatch his wisdom in a delightfully breezy page turner that incidentally infused you with his wisdom by the end? I dare anyone to read Princess Ceara’s blog and not be engaged by the ongoing gripping tale that effortlessly educates the reader with many important lessons. Such as anyone who resists her has his spine turn limp as a body nailed to a cross, forks over huge portions of their net worth, and then goes stark raving mad.

God is kind of a loser. I mean the dude watches us all the time? That’s not only creepy but get a life bro. Ceara is often too busy lately to talk to us on niteflirt for 4.99 a minute.

God can turn water into wine. Ceara can turn trash into cash. That’s a push

What else. Christmas is bullshit. You want the joy of giving? Watch her clip “”interactive shopping”” and bust a nut when you hit the tribute button. It’s a lot better than shopping with a bunch of stress wracked housewives fighting for rights to buy some 100 dollar toy some brat will look at for 2 minutes and then throw onto his toy landfill at home.

God is an attention whore. What’s with the believe in me or else you are going to spend your life in eternal damnation? Gandhi was a hindu. So the christian god gave Gandhi a life sentence in the fiery pits of hell for having a different opinion? He doesn’t believe in killing each other but burning alive the bad ones forever is just peachy? Nobody even believes God’s lame threats of hell. You want real life or death consequences? Ask ceara to blackmail you. If you subsequently cross her, you may want to buy her “Die for me” clip.

All religion is blackmail. What they all encompass is giving yourself over altruistically and completely to an entity better than yourself. The only way you can do that in reality is if you take both your middle fingers, form them into a cross, shove them in jesus’s face. Watch ceara’s newest clip “religious blackmail”. Let it fill you with fanaticism; give over the last vestiges of your human dignity that keep you from complete devotion to her.”

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I swear to god I do more things as a Domme than just watch guys eat their poop and post fake ss# so dudes who totally buy into the blackmail game can explode their heads in fury. For instance; I talk on the phone! Amazing right? I had a nice long conversation with Monique’s infamous controladdict, Randy. I hadn’t talked to him in a couple years now; back when I was a "young pup," as he put it. I asked him if that meant that now I’m like an old dog ready to be put to sleep and he spazzed like a 12 year old girl with "OMG OMG NOOOO YOU’RE LIKE AN ICON!!!" Anyway, we talked for like an hour about mind fuck games and all the ways he wants to be useful for me and team tease. What a trooper. This guy is really living the jerk off dream. All of his disposable income goes to pounding off and smoking weed. What little pride he has in his life comes for the delusional notion that he "perfected" Monique’s middle finger and was the first to coin the phrase "control addict." Uh huh, right Randy. Sure.

The  mongoloid has been around lately. My god this bitch is needy. Messages me every fucking day "i need you goddess" "plz control my life goddess" "why wont you talk to me goddess." SO ANNOYING. He recently paid me $500 to be blackmailed so if anyone wants his wife’s email address just let me know.

And with that, I leave you with a letter from the mailbag:

"Dear Ceara. Today the balls not feel good. Because of so much jerk. Why to jerk so much? Because of you!!!!!! Hopefully the balls will not will not hurt so much in the future of balls."


Hi, I was born yesterday.

energydrink77: Good evening Miss Ceara, could You tell me please how much will You charge to break my ribs and kick so hard under Your high heels that in the end i will stay barly alive! is that possible? and You can video tape it and sale for Your enjoiment and for Your slaves/customers to buy
Ceara Lynch: no
energydrink77: oh so no real life sessions?
Ceara Lynch: nope
energydrink77: oh ok thank You for Your honest replays Miss, i wish You all the best in a world, Love You with all my heart!

energydrink77: am i tallking with Ceara Lynch?
Ceara Lynch: no, this is your mom
energydrink77: i wish but i contacted you to see who are you because a week ago i findout that my stupind husband preparing papers on your name to give you one of our Florida houses
Ceara Lynch: riiiiight
energydrink77: he got all red and trow away the papers first i tought he was selling it but i saw your e-mail adress  and your website
Ceara Lynch: yeah, Im totally buying this, do tell me more.
energydrink77: ??? what its buy or not to buy?

Results are in

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1st place City Smash by wonderslug: 28 votes
2nd place A Witch’s Wish by Thanatos: 27 votes
3rd place War of the Worlds by rld: 24 votes

Wonderslug receives a free GTS custom clip, thanatos will get 3 GTS clips of his choice from my store, rld gets 2 of his choice,  uvwxyz & beregous will get a copy of my latest GTS clip: Drinking, Shrinking Boyfriend. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a school bus to eat.


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For real you guys…

wes moreland: whats the kinkiest craziest shit u made do?
Ceara Lynch: I had a guy dig up his mothers grave and then fuck her dead body while eating it at the same time
Ceara Lynch: recorded the whole thing, and then sent the tape to his dad.
wes moreland: NO FUCKIN WAY are you for real.
Ceara Lynch: yeah, a lot of kids were watching too
wes moreland: thats against the law right? get arrest for diggin up grave
Ceara Lynch: No, its legal in the state he’s in. Encouraged, actually

edit:

Berhan Yilmaz: firstly i wanted to ask you, if the story with the moutherfucking cannibal right? yeah i read that you already said it is true, but i really can believe that

ISMAIL LULAT: Did u really make that guy dig up grave?

Dear penthouse….

Went out on Friday night to meet up with some friends and ran into this loser. Yeah, that’s right, I’m getting recognized now. It was all anyone around me could do to hold back their giggles as this guy approached me outside and asked, "are you… Ceara?" He’s been a big fan of mine in the past, bought several of my verbal humiliation and foot videos, and even sent me a gift card for a pedicure at my favorite salon several months back. When he found out I lived in Portland, he tried to get me to meet him but that wasn’t going to happen and since scurried away when he couldnt buy much of my attention anymore. Well, looks like he got lucky tonight. I was in a generous mood and allowed him to buy me and my friends some drinks and then empty what was left in his wallet to lick my dirty bare feet for about 45 seconds around the corner. Ah the life of a celebritrix. Of course now I’m ridden with the sudden fear that I might be hanging out at places that losers goto. Fuck….