oh larry

larry_anderson113: how does your feet smell princess
Ceara Lynch: pay me and i’ll tell you
larry_anderson113: how much i have to pay princess
Ceara Lynch: $50
larry_anderson113: what would you do then princess
Ceara Lynch: I would answer your question dipshit
larry_anderson113: what then
larry_anderson113: the 50$ is not just for answering that question definately
Ceara Lynch: yeah it is
Ceara Lynch: you asked me a question, i told you to pay me for the answer
Ceara Lynch: you asked how much, i told you $50
Ceara Lynch: get it?
larry_anderson113: are you serious? you want 50 to just answer a very simple question?
Ceara Lynch: yep
larry_anderson113: 50 cent?
Ceara Lynch: no
Ceara Lynch: "$" means dollars
larry_anderson113: lol
Ceara Lynch: unless there’s a decimal point before the "5," then "$50" means fifty dollars
larry_anderson113: You have such a great sense of humor
Ceara Lynch: i’m just trying to help you understand these very simple concepts since you seem to be struggling with this conversation.
Ceara Lynch: so youre welcome
larry_anderson113: i am not struggling. i just couldnt belive you want to charge 50$ for a couple of words
larry_anderson113: the answer to that question is a couple of words probably
larry_anderson113: right?
Ceara Lynch: yeah probably
larry_anderson113: so if it is 5 words
larry_anderson113: 10$ per word
Ceara Lynch: nothing gets past you
larry_anderson113: meaning?
Ceara Lynch: ha, I stand corrected.

blah blah blah

shtr7658: Hi
Ceara Lynch: hi
shtr7658: What r u doing tonight
Ceara Lynch: lighting babies on fire
shtr7658: Shit me too
Ceara Lynch: uh huh…
shtr7658: Ya
shtr7658: U
Ceara Lynch: yes?
shtr7658: Why r u so rarely on nf
Ceara Lynch: so that losers like you can complain about it
shtr7658: Well I’m sure that’s working well then
Ceara Lynch: yep
shtr7658: In not a loser though
Ceara Lynch: could of fooled me
shtr7658: How’s that
Ceara Lynch: pay and and i’ll let you know
shtr7658: Lol

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Ji.: slut!
Ceara Lynch: ouch.
Ji.: oshi
Ji.: SHOOP DA WOOP
Ceara Lynch: yeah totally
Ji.: yo your cool
Ji.: shit my grammar sucks
Ji.: you’re
Ceara Lynch: thx
Ji.: feels good man
Ji.: so in a day how many guys try to get free talk about their tiny dicks to you
Ji.: hahahaaaaaaa
Ceara Lynch: i wouldnt know
Ji.: now what kind of answer is that
Ceara Lynch: an accurate one
Ji.: Aight dawg im gonna get my bong pce nukkah
Ji.: haaaaaaa

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fatbastard25: webcam session?
Ceara Lynch: no
fatbastard25: why?
Ceara Lynch: does it matter?
fatbastard25: i love yto humiliate myself for you
Ceara Lynch: good for you
fatbastard25: so will you humiliate me?
fatbastard25: how much it cost
Ceara Lynch: I said no
fatbastard25: pleeease 🙁
Ceara Lynch: if you pay twice as much, fine
fatbastard25: why i must pay twice
Ceara Lynch: because I said so
fatbastard25: i´m really horny and need you perfectiom
Ceara Lynch: i really dont care
fatbastard25: why you are so mean to me
Ceara Lynch: because youre being obnoxious
fatbastard25: i beg you ceara
Ceara Lynch: I dont care
Ceara Lynch: fuck off
fatbastard25: maybe i go pay you friend monique
Ceara Lynch: that would be great, please do
fatbastard25: she get money and you don`t
Ceara Lynch: awesome, she deserves it.
fatbastard25: she is more hot that you anyway
Ceara Lynch: why didnt you talk to her in the first place then?
fatbastard25: because i want to you get change
Ceara Lynch: good luck with that
fatbastard25: and she is offline
Ceara Lynch: sucks to be you then, huh?
fatbastard25: can`t you get me webcam sessions, please i do anything you want
Ceara Lynch: anything?
fatbastard25:  yes 🙂
Ceara Lynch: i really really want you to fuck off right now
fatbastard25: why you are bitch like that
fatbastard25: i jsut want fun for you
Ceara Lynch: Im not doing cam right now. end of story. go away.
fatbastard25: then i buy you clips and masturbate hahaha
Ceara Lynch: oh snap, that’ll show me.

forgiving my website

schiavo2976: i’m looking at your clips
Ceara Lynch: so?
schiavo2976: i thought that would be good giving you the notice
Ceara Lynch: why?
schiavo2976: to show, to let you know where i am
Ceara Lynch: uh
Ceara Lynch: i really dont give a shit
schiavo2976: i would like to forgive the site..
Ceara Lynch: meaning?
schiavo2976: that i would like to be strong to forgive the existance of the site
Ceara Lynch: my website isnt apologizing
schiavo2976: i mean that if i could forgive his existance..i would be free from it
Ceara Lynch: his existence? who?
schiavo2976: if i could forgive the existance of your site
Ceara Lynch: my website doesnt have a gender, and if it did it would be female
schiavo2976: sorry, not my first language. its existance.
Ceara Lynch: okay well good luck with that
schiavo2976: i need so much strenght to forgive it..
Ceara Lynch: mmkay
schiavo2976: ,…you with your feet straight in my face..i suffer of this.
Ceara Lynch: well thats great
Ceara Lynch: can you fuck off now?
schiavo2976: ok, mistress. excuse your prisoner.

New clips



Another clip hits the top 50. It’s funny how easily I pull top clips out of my ass with little to no effort. I havn’t even been trying so far this year, much too busy with other things in my life. Never to less, the money keeps pouring in and the power keeps growing.

Gotta love this clip. Nothing quite like recording the live the message I left for poor Jacob’s wife and then selling it to the masses for pennies. I was kind enough to keep our little "arrangement" private up until this point. He was pretty good about making his weekly payments, but much like most subs out there, he tried to disappear and prayed I wouldn’t notice. Uh, riiiight. Don’t play blackmail if you want any ounce of control in terms of when you run away. I called him on it and he gave me typical bullshit loser excuse #826590. Here’s hot a tip for all you blackmail buttfuckers out there: dont lie to me, I’ve heard it all and doing so just insults my intelligence. Anyway, I won’t say anymore lest I spoil this classic clip.

Jacob’s exposure
Let this be a warning to all you other chicken loser’s thinking about playing the blackmail game with me – DON’T FUCK UP. Seriously, your excuses get weaker by the day. Jacob foolishly failed to cough up one of his routine and mandatory payments because he was "out of town." Uh… what? Your house is not the only place in the world with access to the internet you moron. Your physical location really has nothing to do with paying me. As a consequence, I’m calling your wife and telling her everything. And just so I can really rub it in your face, I’m recording it all and selling it here for so cheap even the most low rent subs can buy it and laugh at you along with me. Sucks to be you!

The lesbo came by the other night for more relentless humiliation. I swear this girl gets more sick and deprave every time we see her. Monique and I decided to take requests from the pups over at team tease forum. Check it out and deposit your shameful ideas for next time.

 

Lesbo licks flip flops
This dyke has a major foot fetish. She so obsessed with me and my dirty flip flops I decide to exploit her by making her lick them clean. I spare no sympathy and relentlessly insult and mock her for being the freaky bitch that she is. I even humiliate her by making her balance the flip flop on her nose. A perfect lezzdom clip to add to your scarce collection. Lots of flip flop and bare feet kissing and licking.

 

I love doing giantess clips, even though they kind of seem like the odd-fetish out. I just like the idea of killing someone at the end of every clip. As a 100 foot woman I can murder by the masses. Speaking of, I’m doing a little research to see how micro-man wannabes would most like to die by my giantess self. Cast your vote here.

 

Giantess destruction
Micro people are infesting my place once again. I should really hire an exterminator, but the truth is I have way too much fun toying with these little guys. They are always tiny little MEN too (where are the women?) and I can only imagine what an erotic yet terrifying thrill it must be to get placed between my enormous tits, buried deep inside my back pocket, crushed below my feet or just chewed , swallowed, and digested in my stomach. I must admit they really are tasty little people. The perfect mid afternoon snack for a giantess like me. Bon appetite!

 

Smelly shoes
I caught you today in the girls locker room. No, not peeping or searching for panties, but sniffing some girls dirty sneaker. You got caught by the wrong bitch! Now you’re stuck as my slave, forced to come over everday after school and demonstrate what a deprave loser you are by licking my dirty shoes, smelly my sweaty socks and kissing my perfect feet.


http://www.clips4sale.com/16312

New team tease clips found here: here

Alright boys, ready to make yourself useful WITHOUT money? Yeah, you cheap fuckers usually are. Well here’s a completely free, effortless way to serve your favorite humiliatrix; vote, vote, VOTE. These top sites depend on the clicks of losers like you to send my banner to the top and thus promote me to every other loser who’s been living under a rock and hasn’t heard of me. You know your dick gets hard at just the thought of making me more money, even if your sad income can’t provide it directly.

So how does it work? Easy. Simply click all 5 links listed below and enter the site. That’s it. Even a complete nimrod like you could figure it out. (If the link doesnt work, copy and paste the following URLs into your browser.)  Each click counts as one vote.

Just one vote? Can’t I do more?? Why yes you can. Simply bookmark these links and make it your morning ritual to vote everyday. Be my mindless monkey zombie and click click click. Better yet, if you can vote from multiple IP addresses, click and vote multiple times a day.


The latest..


Kiss my feet
What would you give to press your lips against these thigh high pantyhose onto my smooth soles? It’s your new job to worship my feet. Nothing like sheer black hosiery wrapped around perfection. Kiss them, lick them, suck them. I am your idol.

Bubble yumm
Smacking and chewing. Blowing and popping. Seriously, how do you guys get off on this ? Watch me obnoxiously smack my gum and blow big sweet bubbles as I mock you for your weird-o fetish. I look so ridiculously cute and I’m in a bratty mood as usual. You bubble boys are going to be hooked. And I bet you’d pay a pretty penny for my chewed up wad.

You still can’t resist
So you managed to escape for a little while. Now you’re back to show me what a big man you are. Facing temptation just to prove to me you can resist…? Give me a break. 30 seconds into this clip and you will be right back where you were – entangled in my web. You can’t keep your eyes off of me, my words pierce you. Back to being the groveling slave you were meant to be in no time.

Bubble yumm

Man, I am in such a generous mood lately. Putting in the ten minutes of effort it takes for me to post an auction on ebanned so you nitwits can buy something I’d sooner throw away. Pre-chewed gum – like my spit only tangier. Make it worth my while, snatches.

BID HERE!

New clips

My studio hasn’t been as actively updated lately for number of reasons. Namely, another school quarter is upon me again and my focus has been there. My head buried in books and my fingers typing away research proposals and diligent note taking. Since I bring this up, a reminder to all you eager-to-please dimwits: NO, I do not take homework slaves. That’s just a weird manipulative way of passing along the power to control my GPA. Not going to happen.

My squeal to die for me has been slowly climbing the charts. No surprise there, I guess, but what I was really hoping was to see my new "red light green light" clip up there. It’s such a fresh new idea I can’t believe no one else ever thought of it. Oh well, it’s selling like crazy non the less.

In other news, the gossip rag hogspy just posted my beat it clip. I guess that’s cool. Hogspy is kinda like womenrule’s blog only it doesn’t suck.

http://hogspy.com/2010/01/20/team-tease-new-free-beat-it-clip/

Fresh Feet
What can I say? My feet are perfect. Addicts like you can’t get enough so you buy up any clip that features them. Drool baby. Worship the screen because we all know you’re never going to see these puppies in real life.

Kiss it
Butt addicts rejoice! My perfect, round, juicy ass above you and ready for worship. Pucker up and give it a kiss, but not before you pay for the privilege of course. My perfection only makes you look smaller. Get used to your place.

Dying is overrated
This clips is in the C4S top 50 list!
Back by popular demand — the infamous die for me clip inspired some new ideas in me. After all, why you for just one kiss? Sure that’d be amusing, but I have more long term plans for you. Signing your assets away, complete slavery, and of course castration. That’s right sweetie, you weren’t really using that thing anyway, right? Slice it off and retrieve your reward.

Girlfriend masturbation instruction
So your girlfriend just found all your Ceara Lynch jerk off clips, and she’s jealous…. Not of me, but of you! Why do you get all the fun of abuse and genital control? I warp the minds of men and women alike, and now its your little sluts turn to rub it to my command. Grab the fug’s vibrator and buy her this clip. I mean, it’s about time you gave her orgasm for once, right? Ha.

Red Light Green Light
Wanna play my little game? It’s very simple; green light you stroke, red light you stop. Sounds easy enough but I’m going to make it torture for you. There’s nothing like complete cock control in the hands of Ceara Lynch to leave you a twitching, whimpering mess. Just as I build you up, I shut you down. Beg all you want for the green light, I’m in control here. And just to be extra cruel, I’m going to count you down, only to ruin your orgasm in the end. Enjoy, jerkboy.

Catch my virus
Ugh, I hate being sick. My nose is running, my head is pounding, and I can’t stop sneezing. I was planning on making some more mind bogglingly sexy clips, but instead Im blowing globs mucus into tissue after tissue. I’d love nothing more then to make one of you bottom feeders eat up one of these snot rags and catch my virus. What a disgustingly wonderful opportunity that would be for you.

Tribute your goddess
So you call yourself a true goddess worshiper? Prove it. You dedicated your life to the Cearean fate and now it’s time to surrender all that you’ve worked for. A true slave knows the #1 most important rule of worshiping a goddess like me: always pay. Cash is what I crave and as a groveling little peon you should be falling over yourself desperate to hand it over, lay it at my feet, and then beg for me to pay just one glimpse at you.