I recently sent a pair of used panties and a custom clip (see: “Support Our Troops“) out to a combat zone. That was a first for me. The guy gave me specific instructions to disguise it as a generic care package so that there would be no suspicions if he ended up opening it in front of other people. I burned his custom clip (along with several others) onto a DVD and labeled it “Ceara’s Music Mix,” wrapped the vacuum sealed panties in tissue paper, and threw in a magazine I had laying around. It felt a little empty, so I searched around my house for something else to pad it out. A friend of mine from new york recently sent me a thank-you package for gift card I sent her for making a baby happen. In it she threw in two blank postcards of the new york skyline.  They looked something like this:

Hey, WTC, army soldier. That’s appropriate, right? I wrote “Stay safe! xoxo Ceara” and shipped it off. I really didn’t think much of it. Mostly just threw it in there to make it look normal.

Afterward I sent him and email and told him it was on his way. It was Nov 6th. I had just voted that morning. I was feeling very patriotic.

A few days later I received this email:

“Ceara,
 
Needless to say, I am very, very proud of you. I worked for years in politics.  I truly wish everyone who can vote would vote – so again, very proud of you.
 
As for the countless videos you sent including the GREAT custom one, how do I thank you?  Truly too kind!  And the panties?  YES, you KNOW I will be buying more soon!  (LOL)
 
Oddly enough, do you know what touched me the most about your package?  That post card!  Truly, truly touching … and I am humbled.
 
Hopefully I will be in touch again very soon!
 
Enjoy your Thanksgiving!
 
A”

How nice. Who knew sending someone my soiled undies could make me feel so warm and fuzzy inside? I wonder how touched he’d of been if I actually put some thought into it.

AVN is right around the corner. Guess what that means? The hottest most in-demand dommes will be gathering together to party, gamble, socialize, and most importantly: shoot masturbatory magic. Mistress T and myself will be sharing a room again and we are in search of a film slave to be at out beck and call all weekend.

Last year one lucky bitch, slave Jay, was fortunate enough to be passed around like a bag of potato chips between myself, Mistress T, Rene, Lyne, Alexandra Snow, Sarah Blake, and more. Here’s just a sample of the clips he was fortunate enough to be a part of (yes, this could be YOU):

Are you interested in taking his place this year? If so read this carefully:

1. You must be in Vegas and available to us at all times January 15th-21st. All accommodation costs are on you.

2. You must be willing to participate in films involving foot/shoe worship, spitting, leash training, face sitting, strap-on sucking and (if possible) ball busting. Depending on your look and package, you may be used for fucking/handjob clips for Mistress T’s store.

3. You must be willing to go on film unmasked, sign a model release, and pay a $250 non refundable deposit in advance to show you’re serious.

4. Know that we don’t really give two shits what you’re “into.” This time it really isn’t about you. The purpose of being a film slave is to be used as we deem most appropriate and profitable for us. In other words, tell us what you’re willing to do, not what your dick wants to do.

5. Do you have a boner right now? Go jerk it off, have a glass of water, and THEN think about whether you are honestly capable of doing this. This is not a fantasy. If you’re not serious, do not waste our time.

If you can handle all of the 5 requirements above, send a polite, clear and articulate email introducing yourself with both hands on the keyboard (not a tweet, not a blog comment, an email.) You must demonstrate that you understand and agree to all the terms above and include a non nude image of yourself. (For an example of an application we would take seriously, read slave Jay’s email from last here: http://cearalynch.livejournal.com/111749.html)

All applications can be sent to contact@cearalynch.com. Failure to follow any of these simple instructions and you will be ignored. Don’t forget: we really don’t need you. This is a once in a life time opportunity. Don’t blow it.

Some of you who follow me closely may have noticed I tend to get more joy out of people who insult me over those who compliment me. Not sure why. Perhaps its the secret masochist in me. Or perhaps its just that compliments tend to get incredibly repetitive and mundane and most insults are pretty creative and fun. Recently I was contacted by a guy who was interested in being my “slave” and enticed me with a whopping $25. I chatted with him a bit and told him to email me some information about himself. He did, and replied with a few questions of his own which were as followed:
 
Thanks for the reply I know you are very busy. now that you know a good amount about me and my reasons for seeking a woman to worship and dedicate myself to slave and work for her benefit only. I was just wondering if you make me your slave, what kind of things or tasks are you going to make me do? And you ask me about my income and my bills and I was just wondering why? After you take make a slave submit total control to you and worship you, do you also seek and expect full control of everything he owns like House , cars, bank accts ect ? That is pretty much all my questions at this time Thank You Mistress –Steve
 
To which I replied:
 
“I was just wondering if you make me your slave, what kind of things or tasks are you going to make me do?”
—Your task will be to pay me.
 
“And you ask me about my income and my bills and I was just wondering why? ”
—Is that a serious question? Because money is the only part of you that interests me.
 
“After you take make a slave submit total control to you and worship you, do you also seek and expect full control of everything he owns like House , cars, bank accts ect ?”
—Considering what little money you make, you’re hardly worth the effort. I work a full time job running two websites, creating/editing/uploading clips, taking niteflirt calls, going on cam, blogging, tweeting, along with a plethora of other busy work. I also like to have a social life once in a while. The time it would take to “control” every aspect of your life with no guarantee of financial benefit is time I could be spending creating quality fetish content with a guaranteed high profit.
 
A lot of guys message me asking to be my “slave,” when what they really want is a session every once in a while in which you act like a slave for that period of time. I suggest you think long and hard about what you really want here. If you truly want some kind of high maintenance 24/7 service agreement, I’m not for you. If you have an itch to scratch every once in a while like 99% of the guys I deal with, contact me for a cam or phone session when you see me online and then go about your life the rest of the time.
 
He never wrote back, but occasionally tried to chit chat with me on YIM, to which I told him to buzz off unless he wanted to pay for my time. Then one day I receive this message:
 

 
I think my brain broke a little just reading this. I mean, I talk to a lot of pretty stupid people all the time. It’s to be expected when dealing with horny men, but this took it to whole new level. Wasting my time to inform me he’s fighting the urge to not waste my time and confusing that with wasting my time…? Amazing! I couldn’t figure out if he was being sincere or not but it didn’t matter either way and he joined my blocked list.
 
This morning he sent me an email. Seriously, I can’t stop laughing.
 
Subject line:   I THINK YOUR THE STUPID ONE.
 
I THINK YOUR THE STUPID ONE! I AM A REAL SUB AND WAS SEARCHING FOR A MISTRESS WHEN I FOUND YOU, I  BASICALLY TOLD YOU THAT I WANTED TO NOT ONLY WORSHIP AND BE YOUR SLAVE BUT ALSO GIVE YOU FULL CONTROL OF ALL THAT I OWN, THAT MEANT HOUSE, CARS , BANK ACCOUNTS   ECT.. FOR SOME REASON YOU THOUGHT I WAS KIDDING AND YOU ACTED RUDE MEAN AND DIDNT RESPOND VERY WELL, SO I CONTINUED MY SEARCH FOR A GODDESS AND FOUND A REAL MISTRESS THATS CONTROLLING AND DOMINANT BUT WITH CLASS. IN JUST 2 DAYS SHE TOOK OVER MY WORLD AND IS IN FULL CONTROL OF MY 3 BANK ACCOUNTS AND IS DRIVING AROUND IN MY 2012 LEXUS THAT IS HER LEXUS NOW. TOMORROW SHEs  MAKING ME PUT HER NAME ON ALL MY ACCOUNTS SO ONLY SHE HAS ACCESS, I WILL  NO LONGER BE  ALLOWED AT ANY OF MY BANKS WITHOUT HER PERMISSION. IF I NEED SOMETHING SHE MUST APPROVE IT FIRST. SHE IS A TRUE GODDESS! SHE HAS GIVEN ME MY NEW LIFE INSTRUCTIONS…#1 GO TO WORK AND WORK HARD….#2 BRING ALL INCOME TO HER… #3 SERVE AND OBEY HER AT ALL COST AND NEVER QUESTION HER….#4 MY ONLY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO BE ON CALL 24/7 FOR HER NEEDS . IM IN PARADISE. I REALLY DID NOT WANT TO SEND YOU THIS BUT SHES MAKING ME.
 
The subject line alone is priceless. Reminds me of a line in Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back that I’m always using on people in jest. I think I may have to borrow this new one.
 
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7xH72dFySg]

Filmed a couple babes for Team Tease on Frida y; JEM and Stefani.

Had a lot of fun shooting these two. They all came with several giant suitcases full of clothes so my living room looked like the back stage of a strip club. Some of you probably recognize Stefani from some other femdom websites (like Bikini Dommes.) She was awesome, and her hot red headed friend did not disappoint either.

Team Tease’s local bitch Nate came along equipped with champagne, artisan cheeses and meats. The least he could do to lick the bottom of these fine ladies shoe’s, right? I gotta admit, I’m just a little thrilled about these clips coming up; some of the hottest shit we’ve filmed in a while.

But it’ll be a while until I get a chance to edit them, because as I type this, the local time is 5am and I’m getting ready to drive out to burning man. I’ll be gone all week gettin’ dusty and tan. Try not to miss me too hard. New clips will be posted on my studio while I’m gone so this gravy train will be on cruise control. Here’s some pictures of me in the desert from last here;

At the temple; clearly in mid-sneeze

MAN AND WOMAN!

See you next week.

A recent email I received:

To Ceara Lynch,

I’ve been discovering that masturbation and unhealthy sexual thoughts, actions and tastes are detrimental to the human condition. For years I’ve watched pornography and even some of yours which is what has led me to write this email to you. Because I think you are a beautiful woman that clearly has the ability to influence men and women, I was wondering why you choose to do it from a darker angle.

I feel as if you could have a positive influence on this world, perhaps even the fact that you are aiding the unhealthy sexual appetites of men who are clearly psychologically broken you are making for a more fucked up world.

While i understand for certain individuals it may be hard to argue with material possessions or an easier lifestyle wherein much is given to them for their physical attributes and ability to manipulate. One might find it more rewarding to instead of manipulate these individuals help them to work through their problems. I’m not trying to change who you are as a person or put my beliefs upon you, but simply see a great amount of potential within you to help with the suffering in this world.

All the best within your travels on this planet
– Yosef

My response:

Hi Yosef,

Can you provide me with peer reviewed evidence that masturbation and atypical sexual thoughts have a detrimental effect on the “human condition?”

No one asks for their fetishes. They are created by our minds without our permission and without a “cure.” My customers are often burdened with these thoughts because people like you tell them they “psychologically broken” for having them. That’s ridiculous. They are just thoughts that fuel sexual release. Not problems.

I chose this “darker” angle because I find it fascinating. I’m sex positive and I think the diversity of sexuality and kinks that exist in humans (especially men) is extraordinary. I believe it should be recognized, represented and appreciated. Believe it or not, I find what I do very rewarding. Not only for the material compensation I receive, but because I find it gratifying to create a unique and much needed outlet for men who would otherwise struggle without it.

-Ceara Lynch

His response:

Good Morning Ceara,

I think that child psychologists would agree that a lot of fetishes are a result of early childhood development, not simply the wiring in our heads but rather the wiring that takes place as we grow. The situations concerning the child and his/her development at this stage are far beyond it’s control and much of his or her development lies in the hands of its parents and siblings and whoever else might surround the child at this age. With that being said its possible that the feelings of love for a sibling or parent could be mixed with being teased, tortured or subjected to various forms of punishment, pain, or humiliations.

In terms of being “broken”, I simply meant that by acting upon their fetishes which are unhealthy in terms of what would best suit an upright, productive, mentally hygienic human being, they are doing a disservice to their ability to think. When dealing with such subjects often there arises the importance of differentiating repression from sublimation. Repression is telling yourself that this does not arouse you and because of who you are it shouldn’t. Sublimation is acknowledging the physical attraction but understanding within yourself that to feed the flame would be counterproductive and it would be best to utilize the energy elsewhere. It also means that you should rise above your animalistic tendencies so you can treat every human being with respect and compassion instead of looking to sniff the next buttocks or get into the next vagina.

If someone was abused at a young age where they were forced to sniff butts, lick feet, and had their genitals abused by an older woman or any woman or man for that matter, and grew a fascination into these areas, I would imagine that 1.They would have a very hard time being taken serious by anyone who knew of these fetishes. 2. They would have an even harder time finding a suitable mate 3. If they indulged in these areas as if healthy it would be possible to transfer such character traits to their children (slaves breeding slaves) or worse yet subject their progeny to a tyrant of a wife or husband.

It would be probable that if any man or woman found their child masturbating to woman’s feet or the prospect of being humiliated they would understand that sex being the primary drive for man in life he would identify more with mean spirited domineering women and that would probably not be what they want for their child.

While i understand that the human brain has a darker side, and its impossible to ignore. I do understand that projecting further sexual immorality, violence, and anything that is against the productivity and advance of the human species as a whole is wrong. I know this because I’m considering studying film production, but I notice the effects that many films, televisions programs, and music have in terms of social engineering.

There have been studies to monitor the hormonal balance of the male during, before, and after ejaculation. When he ejaculates his testosterone levels decrease to base levels, and it takes about 7 days for them to return to their height. If a man is masturbating everyday he isn’t at his prime hormonally, and could be doing his body harm because of the vital importance of semen to the male body (the ancients knew much about this)

( I make these assertions to child development because I often ask myself would I want this for a child (any child), if my answer is no, then it shouldn’t be right for me)

I could go more into things if you are interested, I hope you have a wonderful day.

Yosef

My response:

Yosef,

I absolutely agree that most fetishes are the result of early childhood experiences. That doesn’t dismiss the fact that our brains process these experiences in ways we cannot control. I also agree that some people derive erotic pleasure from actions that are similar to that of early childhood abuse. I personally cannot think of an any more empowering way for our brain to process something so tragic than to turn it into something we find arousing. Its turning lemons into lemonade. Again, the problem arises when society tells us there’s something wrong with it. There’s nothing wrong with having an orgasm no matter what is going through your mind when you have it. It doesnt hurt anyone.

I think you under estimate the power of fetishes when you bring up sublimation. Fetishes are not something you can just dismiss by reading a book or volunteering. For men especially, it is hard wired in our brains. Whether youre pretending they dont exist or acknowledging they exist but attempting to replace them with something else, you ARE repressing them. You’re putting a lid on a boiling pot that will surely erupt over time. The best course of action is to deal with them in a healthy way that does no harm to anyone. Sitting at home jacking off to my videos seems like a perfectly reasonable solution.

As far as kinky people having a hard time finding a mate or people to understand them, yes, I agree. There’s also a lot of gay people in rural areas that have the same problem. That’s just another example about how repressed and narrow minded our culture is about sexuality. When one is ostracized by their culture for an aspect about themselves they cannot control, it’s society that needs to change, not the individual.

As far as passing along these “traits” to one’s child or marrying into an abusive relationship; that’s an issue of compartmentalization, not kinkiness. Having atypical sexual interests doesn’t mean you’ve lost all sense of boundaries in the same way having vanilla sexual interest doesn’t mean you automatically have them. You can be a submissive in bed without being a submissive in life. Same with being a dominant.

I find it interesting you bring up the topic of testosterone and masturbation. Obviously your issue here goes beyond atypical sexual interest, to the orgasm itself. I don’t know that we’ll ever find any common ground here if you think orgasms alone are harmful to the individual and society, but you should realize your assertion that “ancients” were savvy to this does not lend credibility to your argument when any modern physician or scientist will tell you masturbation is harmless so long as you’re not doing it to the extent that you’re neglecting your other obligations in life. Most men in this world have no problem going to work, paying their taxes, and being a good husband and father despite taking 5 minutes out of their day to tug one out. Testosterone levels change for all sorts of reasons, and men with too much testosterone are more likely to commit violent and sexual crimes. I’m having a hard time understanding how lowering them temporarily in perfectly normal, natural, and pleasurable ways is harmful to anyone.

-Ceara Lynch

His response:

Ceara,

I understand exactly where you are coming from, however in terms of the health benefits or repercussions to masturbation you are only referring to western medical science. Eastern practices would say that you would lose your jing or chi or qi whenever you spill your semen “a la Samson and Delilah”. When you say that you could read a book or do volunteer work instead of masturbate, I’m sure that for some people that might stimulate them much more, and be more rewarding? most definitely!

The validity of the reports that come from media endorsed publications I’m sceptical of (which in accordance to your stance against mine perhaps you view eastern science the same). Without a doubt It’s in plain sight that the marketers of food, clothing, vehicles, and lifestyle in general are not in business for the general wellbeing of the populous, but to line their stinky pockets by any means necessary.

I understand that we are much a product of our environment, the homosexuals might perfectly do well in this world if their love did not escalate to anal or oral penetration using the device created for procreation and urination. I think that same sex relationships are important to this world and think the sexual energies could be sublimated into something much greater than the splurge. Love doesn’t equate to sex, Its the union of two people coming together in divinity of the soul (which you could argue). Lust is much different from love, and lust in my opinion is the cause of much turmoil in this world.

Its been well documented that there are many individuals who lived chaste lifestyles and went on to be some of the most influential people of the world (and some tyrants too). Salvador Dali said that the most wonderful paintings and dreams he had came to him during bouts of chastity.

I do see where you are coming from in terms of stimulating the wiring, but I still don’t see it as a healthy way for release. I’ve heard that even the brain can be rewired with work. Maybe the happiness of a healthy lifestyle and healthy relationships would mean more than a quick squirt into a sock and then the prolactin and cortisol increase and then the possibility of an addiction to the whole process.

I consider the gifts and talents which I posses a blessing, and I should use them to aid where I can instead of perpetuate the problems that are all to common. A wonderful body and face could only be made complete with a beautiful heart and good conduct.

I wish you the best

– Yosef

My response:

Yosef,

We clearly have very different methods of finding truth. But I find it interesting you used the word “skeptical.” Are you familiar with the basic premise of skepticism? Quite simply, it’s aligning your beliefs based on evidence (as defined by science.) As far as I can tell “chi” has zero credibility in the scientific community. Although I’m open to any evidence you might have on the contrary, especially in regard to how it relates to masturbation.

Further more, I’d love to see any evidence you might have to back up your claims about masturbation and lust being harmful in any serious regard. So far you’ve just told me what you “believe,” “think,” or “heard.”

A small handful of influential people who avoided sex does nothing to back up your claim. There is no direct causal link to their accomplishments and their avoidance of sex. It also does nothing to dismiss the vast majority of influential people who no doubt indulged their sexual interests as much as the rest of us

You seem to be under the impression that masturbation/lust and doing anything productive or worthwhile is somehow mutually exclusive. People read books and masturbate. People volunteer and masturbate. People have healthy loving relationships and masturbate. One does not replace the other because they satisfy completely different needs. That’s like chewing a piece of gum when you need a drink of water.

Again, if you have any evidence of the contrary, I’d be very interested to see it.

-Ceara Lynch

His response:

Ceara,

I can speak from experience (while it may not be documented in a scientific journal, for me self realization is of the utmost importance) that unhealthy sexual thoughts (which if you were to speak to a psychiatrist I’m sure that they could tell you that there are unhealthy sexual thoughts) are detrimental to the human condition.

Some scholars believe that the symbolism of the sphinx was man or woman with its head sitting at the top of the animal body to symbolise man overcoming his animalistic natures and rising above them. Perhaps if we were more inclined to a healthy attitude towards sex and kept it in the upmost reverence we would be building pyramids again.

While you might find it fascinating exploring the sexual drives of man, it’s probable that you and I have completely different outlooks on how to treat other people. With the understanding that it is essential to take the plank out of your own eye, and that you can not tell other people how to live or behave, I hope this conversation stimulated something within you. I did consider much of what you wrote to me, but deep down inside we all know what is right and what is wrong (perhaps that is wired into us as well though) and I still stick with my stance that to elevate your fellow man instead of keeping them at their base is a virtue, and that if more people possessed these traits, the world would be a more harmonious place.

The universe works in mysterious ways, the power of the pen is mightier than the sword, but the power of the woman is right up there in the same category.

All the best to you

– Yosef

My response:

Yosef,

Your personal experience is anecdotal evidence which is simply not enough to warrant belief when you consider the population at large. I’m sure it’s important to you since it’s your life and you need to do what works for you. But when you are making universal claims that include everyone else such as “masturbation and lust are detrimental to the human condition” you better have substantial evidence to back that up. As Carl Sagan said, “Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.” So far you’ve presented nothing but your own personal feelings on the matter. Sorry to say you really haven’t given me anything to think about. Deep down, I really do believe there is absolutely nothing wrong with what I’m doing.

Take care,

Ceara

So, I got back from Tampa about a week ago. I guess I should probably write about it, or at least slap a few pictures up. Overall it was a fun time, much better than last year where all I did was hole myself up in a room and shot content for Team Tease non stop. I got out a little more this time, went to a few work shops, checked out the trade show, went to the parties, etc. It made for a much more enjoyable trip. Here are the highlights;

I got to hang out with Meggerz my first night. I had only met her briefly last year. This time I was fortunate to hang out with her as she tried to negotiate a foot worship session with some drunken fool. I offered to tag along since she didn’t want to go alone. Mistress T and Domina Snow went along as well…. Yes, you heard that right, this guy managed to wrangle up 4 walking wet dreams up into his hotel room at once. Guess what happened? Not a damn thing. The guy was too inebriated to know what was going on, he must of pointed at me like 5 times to tell me what a “huge fan” he was, & on top of that he called us all “sweetie” one too many times. So well left. Ho hum.

Meggerz and I then spent the rest of the evening hanging out by the bar and discussing how I’m surprisingly a whole lot less of a bitch than she expected. Then she realized she “accidentally” left her room key in that guys room and insisted she sleep in my bed. Would anyone consider this suspicious? What if I told you there was a distinct scent of pussy lingering on her fingers the next morning? HMMM…

I shot with this sexy bitch the next day, Danielle Trixie. I don’t really have much to say about it, I just needed an excuse to throw up this eye candy. Oh yeah, and keep look out on my studio for a clip of us making out followed by her worshipping my feet. No lie. It’s boner city.

Ah the trade show. Fairly underwhelming with exception of the clips4sale booth where I got to watch Missy Rhodes give a chick a “forced” orgasm on stage. Some guy behind the booth looked at me with a big shit eating grin on his face and said, “you’re next!” I shot him a snotty glance and rolled my eyes. He asked me if I had a clips4sale studio and I told him i was a top 50 studio owner in the most pretentious way possible. He stuck out his hand and said “Oh yeah? Well hello! I’m Neil.” …. fuck….

Neil, is of course, the CEO of clips4sale. He seemed pretty unscathed by my attitude and we actually had a long conversation after that. Particularly about what it would take for me to leave kinkbomb. He shot me a few incentives, but none of the added up to my bottom line. Oh mom and dad, why must you make me choose sides? I love you both equally.

I spent a lot of quality time with ole Busty Larue here. (Yes its true, I’m trying to see how many derogatory nicknames I can get away with before she decks me.)  I caught her one morning having breakfast with Evelyn Milano and joined them for a bit. At one point we all had a very business-like discussion about the lucrative potential of flatulent videos; all the while each of us maintained a completely straight face. Its moments like this I step back and admire how awesome my life is.

We went to a drag show at one point. Nothing all that special, but I managed to capture this moment. Kills me every time.

The morning T and I flew out of Tampa we accidentally slept in, which gave us only 20 minutes to get ready and head up to Snow’s suite where they were shooting some ball busting clips. T had less than 30 minutes to shoot before she had to head to the airport and this crazy bitch did not disappoint. Ole Iron Balls there got the beating of his life and somehow managed to talk and act like he just woke up refreshed from a nap between shoots.

Anyway, thats all I care to write. If you wanna check out the rest of my pictures (and there are lots) pull out your stupid wallet and join my website: cearalynch.com

A recent email:

Hello Ceara. I was wondering if You are sessioning during Your visit to Tampa for Fetishcon. would love to serve You

My reply:
I don’t do sessions. But my friend Mistress T does; http://www.mistresst.net email: mst@mistresst.net

His reply:
is there anyway to convince You…i am only submissive to exceptionally attractive ladies…and You are one of them….i can do whatever You like

My reply:
Again, I don’t do sessions. Never have. I don’t know why you’d be any kind of exception.

His reply:
there is always exception to rules….if You change Your mind please let me know..i can be very generous

My reply:
Why on earth would I change my mind? You’ve said absolutely nothing to differentiate yourself. Unless your idea of “serving” is handing me a million dollars and then walking away, it’s not going to happen.

His reply:
well..i am clean ,disease free professional…..i am not interested in sessioning with anyone…but select few..
not sure how to convince You…but if you really like humiliation sessions…..You are Free to do whatever You like…. i am not into CP/Genital/piercing…so not a pain slut but craving to be Humiliated…You can try anything You like…..including open to showers

My reply:
So, your way of attempting to be an exception to my rule is by telling me you like to be humiliated and maybe get peed on…? You think that makes you different? Like I have a shortage of men who I base my very lucrative living off of?

Oh wait… AND you’re disease free. Because that’s completely relevant.. Pigs are flying, hell is snowing, and I’ll probably fuck you so I need to know if you have STDs.

His reply:
i dont think i want to session with anyone who has infections….even if they dont touch me…i am willing to take first Brown from You…if You are interested

My reply:
You seem to be functioning on the ridiculous misconception that my primary motive for being a humiliatrix is because I find it intrinsically gratifying, rather than the plain fact that this is a job that I expect to be compensated for. Surely you can see how absurd it is of you to try and persuade me into providing sexual services I’ve explicitly told you I have no interest in doing by trying to turn those very services into my incentives? I could ask you to come over to paint my house. But if you don’t want to paint my house, do you really think me telling you I want you to paint it blue with white trim will somehow persuade you into doing it?

That’s not to say you could possibly pay me enough money to shit on you. I make far too much money not doing things that I find absolutely revolting. But consider this the next time you’re trying to “change the mind” of a professional who has communicated to you that they don’t provide the type services you’re looking for.

His reply:
sorry for my ignorance….so what would it take for You to do it?

When I was on my 3 week European vacation, the thought of jumping on a plane and heading across country only 2 weeks after I returned home was enough to make me want to rage. I love to travel, but it’s stressful. Never the less, this Thursday I’ll be leaving the best weather in Portland for the worst weather in Tampa to attend Fetishcon. I encourage you all to take pause and empathize with my difficult life…….

Ok thanks.

But really though, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t looking forward to it. Any trip where I have the opportunity room with this filthy broad is one I wouldn’t want to miss;

http://www.mistresst.net

This of course, is none other than the lovely Mistress T. I hope she remembers to wear pants this time. hahaha just kidding, no I don’t.

And if that wasn’t enough to get me revved up, check out the line up of professional bitches I’ll be working with;

http://www.princessfierce.com/

I have a make-out date with this hot young thang right here; Princess Fierce. I had the pleasure of being drunk dialed by her not 5 minutes after I emailed her my number. She told me I had the voice of a young professional and was shocked that I didn’t sound like the sassy bitch she imagined myself to be. What can I say? Maybe I should have gave her my niteflirt number.

http://www.thekinkykarnival.com/websites/oriasbastet/

Kinky & geeky socialite Orias will be hittin up my room close to midnight to shoot for team tease. I met this chick last year at the con and liked her immediately. I can’t wait to exploit her sick mind again.

http://scarlettlush.com/

And then we have the lovely Miss Scarlett Lush. I met this sexy red head briefly last year at fetishcon. She expressed interest in shooting for team tease but at the time Monique and I were pretty booked up. I made a point to seek her out and make it happen this year. Can’t wait.

Natalie Lain

This gorgeous blonde will be my foot worshipping slave girl this year. Nuff said.

http://danielletrixie.com/

Round two with penthouse pet and playboy cyber girl, Danielle Trixie. Dreamy, isn’t she? Those lips, too, will be mine, if I have anything to say about it.

http://www.alexandrasnow.com/

And last but certainly not least, we have the one and only tits magee Alexandra Snow! I’ve been kicking myself for missing the chance to shoot with her during AVN last January. This weekend shall make up for lost time.

That all said, if any one of you out there in perv-o land are interested in a custom clip with myself and any of the women above, now would be the appropriate time to email me your requests: contact@cearalynch.com

I’m also accepting applications for film slaves. Be warned though, I don’t really need one and can afford to be quite picky. The requirements are that you must:

– Be willing to sign a model release

-Be willing to go on film unmasked

-Be reasonably attractive or average looking

-Not be a total creep (i.e. be professional. put your sexual interest aside and understand you are here to serve myself and my product, not your dick.)

-Pay a $100 non refundable deposit in advance

-Participate in clips involving foot/shoe/boot worship, spitting, humiliation, and (if possible) ball busting

Please do not email me to negotiate any of the terms above. They are non-negotiable. If you think you have what it takes, send in your application attached with a (clothed) picture of yourself to contact@cearalynch.com