Did you catch me on HBO last week? Sex // Now aired late night for all your perverted pleasures. As many of you keep relentlessly pointing out, yes I know they didn’t talk specifically about me or my niche line of work. The pilot episode was about regular cam girls and their lives. They used a lot of my image to sex-up the show. Hey, I’ll take it for now. Just make sure you’re all on your knees praying to the sex gods that the series gets picked up. If it does, the second episode will be about fetish and humiliation and will feature much more about yours truly.

Kinkbomb Parties

http://cearalynch.kinkbomb.com 

Oh Kinkbomb. You always take such good care of me: a generous video commission, a belly full of champagne, VIP tables, empty-eyed strippers dancing upon my lap at 5am. Thank you for making sure my trips to Vegas are spent doing more than holing myself in an expensive hotel room filming the deranged fantasies of men on the internet. Can’t wait to do it all over again next week. 

Yonatan’s continuous meltdown

Sticking wedding rings up his ass, jerking off in the car or while his wife sleeps next to him, swearing me off again and again and again and again only to come crawling back every time. Most subs are nothing but money to me, but this one has been an endless supply of entertainment. Looking forward spending the rest of my femdom career with you, you hopeless fool. [follow: @yonatancohen7]

Mistress T worships my feet

http://www.clips4sale.com/16312/8809891

 Gosh my feet had never been so clean! Mad props to Mistress T and her delightfully filthy mouth for creating the best foot worship clip of the year. Next time I promise I won’t eat an entire onion before spitting directly into your mouth <3

10k wallet rape with Bratty Nikki

https://blog.cearalynch.com/?p=626

My first and only time double teaming with Bratty Nikki turned into the year’s biggest wallet rape. 10k in just 2 short hours. You followers should shudder to thing what kind of damage could be done if we did this more often. Still haven’t heard from that guy since. I can’t imagine why.

Onsie party at Fetishcon

At a party where everyone is dressed up in latex, spiked heels, and piercing corsets, we easily got the most attention. A new fetcon tradition I will fight for every year.

Gracing the cover of Models Mania with Mandy

It’s amazing what a little photo shoot at a nude beach can lead to. I’m not sure if anyone actually reads this magazine (or any print for that matter) but any stroke to my massive ego is a welcomed one. Plus, I mean, it’s Mandy. Duh.

Cannibal

http://www.clips4sale.com/16312/8660007

My personal favorite clip of the year. At the time is was released it was my longest clip to date. I’m not sure what it says about me when I can’t seem to run out of words to describe kidnapping, cutting up and eating another human being, but I’m okay with that. 

Banging Cheyenne Jewel with Domina Snow

Can you believe I’ve yet to release this clip yet? A little ace up my sleeve. The only thing better than invading Cheyenne‘s orifices was having the he fire alarm go off 30 seconds after Alex intricately tied her up.

Reuniting with Kyaa

I mean, it was about time, right? 

Lynchaholics Anonymous

https://blog.cearalynch.com/?p=802

“Ceara has out-maneuvered Yonatan (and us all) by forcing any rehabilitation discussion to take place on her own website, for her own entertainment.” — Luke

Taking the initiative to start a support group for my addicts was easily the most selfless act of the year. I think I may continue similar pursuits and start a weekly AA meeting in my area. I know a bar that would be just perfect for it. 

Santacon

Photo Credit: Rene

Photo Credit: Kyaa

4 dommes, 1 bitch, 100s of santas. What better way to celebrate the holiday season but with a festive pub crawl and a face full of voodoo donuts? Also, Shauna’s bra came off.  A highlight in it of itself.

Happy new year!

I trust most of you had an exhilarating NYE: pants around your ankles, tiny cock pulsating between your thumb and forefinger, sipping on a glass of sparkling tears. Cheers to you! I wish you another 365 days repeating.

For those of you not paying attention, I spent a good portion of my time yesterday doing another impromptu members cam show as I took calls, filmed clips, and interacted with my endearingly deprave fan base. Here I am looking pretty on two different cams whilst on the phone:

Multi-tasking at it’s finest!

Afterwards I went out with some friends dressed as fancy as possible to the shittiest dive bar in our neighborhood. I guess that’s what the hipsters around these parts like to refer to as “ironic.” After midnight we proceeded to throw fireworks at each other in a strip mall parking lot while singing the star spangled banner. Great new year. I can’t believe people actually wait in line to goto clubs.

I’m still buzzing from my high of last month, grossing over $36k, in partial thanks to my new account over at sinfulcall which accounted for over $10k of it.

Two weeks ago niteflirt made the oh-so wise decision to suspend my listings without warning for a minor offense (linking to my members site.) Rather than wait around for them to review my revisions and reinstate them, I decided to try out some of their competitors. Turns out sinfulcall was offering two lovely promotions: $100 bonus for every new referred customer and $1500 bonus for the host who racked up the most minutes on the phone.

Being the greedy bitch that I am, I was determined to win the contest at 4x the per minute rate of my competitors. Regretfully I ended up in 2nd place. But after playing my sad violin, I realized I could be okay accepting the $1000 consolation prize. $6500 in referrals and $3,500 phone minutes doesn’t hurt either.

It was fun to take that little website by storm. When I first joined I was the only femdom on there. Within a couple days I was on the top host, racked in numerous referrals, and watched my many femdom peers sign up after me. At one point an employee of the site  called me at my $4/min rate to introduce himself and ask if there was anything I needed. I’m sure their eyes must have been bugging out of their head to see the earning power I was bringing in such a short amount of time.

Sinfulcall turned out to be a great platform for reaching out to my international fans (the vast majority of my callers on Niteflirt are American.) I got callers from Sweden, Denmark, France, Germany, Spain, Ireland, UK, Israel, Australia, etc.

By far my biggest caller was a French loser who goes by Hendrix aka @cearasFRbitch. His English is atrocious but its at least 100x better than my French so you could imagine how smoothly our conversations went. Despite this, he managed to accumulate over 2 hours of phone time with me. Clearly humiliation is the true universal language.

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Alright, thats all you get for now. I look forward to ruining you all in 2014.

Oh yeah, and:

Don’t miss the HBO special “SEX // NOW” that I’m featured in airing tomorrow 11pm.

Every members cam show I do brings in an even bigger stable of jerking, oinking piggies than the last.  I’m pleased to report that last Sunday was a record high in attendance. It included the popper-sniffing cock-sucking Patrick, the oink-n-pay Pigskin,  the whiner virgin loser, the european boot slave, my most boring niteflirt caller of all time: Ron. (Plus many more I don’t care to recall right now.)

My audience had the pleasure of listening to me talk to some poor sap on niteflirt who rambled endlessly about his date-turned-dominatrix that he found on match.com. Apparently he offered to take her shopping and in return she slapped him around and acted bossy. It was an over all boring conversation until we got on the topic of kicking him in the balls with my spiked Jeffery Campbell shoes. If only every dull conversation could transition in that way I’d be so happy all the time.

After the call I spent the rest of the time teasing my audience stupid until they were all snorting and cumming in unison like some kind of barbaric jerk off ritual.

If you care to check out the next show, It’ll be on Dec. 29th 2pm PST. [Join: http://www.cearalynch.com]

In other news, I made a new victim out of this panty-wearing cuckold on Skype today. Rather than spend the time telling you that story, I’ll let you see it for yourself [Follow him: @blueballscott]

blue balled scott by cearalynch

For the last several months I’ve been collaborating with Chris Moukarbel working who’s launching a modern version of the classic HBO series Real Sex, entitled “Sex // Now.” On January 2nd 11pm the pilot episode will air. It centers around cam girls and I’m all over it.

If the first episode gets enough buzz, there’s potential to see me in future episodes delving into my specific niche of femdom and humiliation.

Wanna help make that happen?

Then take the time to comment on these articles and help support it:

Vulture: HBO Is Mulling a New Series Inspired By Real Sex

Indiewire: The Scintillating Details Behind HBO’s New Docuseries ‘Sex Now,’ 

Vice: ‘SEX/NOW’ Goes Deep With Cam Girls

See the trailer:

December is here! 3 days deep, to be exact. The months are just flying by. I had great time on the last day of November hustling to make my $25k monthly goal. Needless to say I surpassed it (and just in time to attend my dinner plans!) It’s impressive how much some of you really pony up when there’s a clear cut goal in site.  Beyond just the money I made milking via cam and phone, many of you came out of the wood work to contribute for no other reason but to make my greedy self even richer. I also gained about 75 new twitter followers in just the course of a few hours by live tweeting financial updates and pictures of my badass self. I’m going to have to end every month like this from now on.

The next day I had a 1-hour cam show for members of my website (http://www.cearalynch.com) It was the first I’d done in a while due to technical issues. Luckily the problems seem to have been fixed and the video and audio are now crystal clear, so I will be going back to my regular bi-monthly schedule, much to your demise.

I decided that morning it’d be fun to single out and pick on one of my bitches in front of everyone else. Since I knew for a fact UKStudentBitch (who I wrote about in my previous entry) would be there and that I’d been denying his orgasm for nearly 2 weeks, I thought he’d be the perfect candidate. I filmed a quick tease and denial clip featuring me in a skintight to-die-for blue dress, black fishnets and shiny black stiletto heels. I spoke to him directly, tormenting him with my gorgeous self and instructing him to punch himself repeatedly in the balls. I then uploaded the clip to a free site and gave everyone in the chat room a link, instructing them to only press play when I told them to so that we’d all watch it together.

Poor UKStudentBitch watched in agony–unable to touch himself except in violence–as everyone else in the room was granted permission to pleasure themselves to their hearts content and eventual orgasm. Oh cruel fate!

Actually, I take that back, there was another sub who wasn’t allowed to cum as well. That was one of my newest slaves recently dubbed Toilet-Mouth [follow him @cearastoilet.] based on fact that he came into my world by first ordering a custom clip of me putting him in chastity, locking him up in an underground prison and feeding him my shit. He’s been regularly sending me unprompted tributes (the best kind) and tomorrow will be his 20th day without cumming. Not sure yet if I’ll grant him the honor of releasing then. What do you guys think?

[FYI: My next members cam show will be on 12/15 3pm PST http://www.cearalynch.com]

In other news… Look who came by yesterday! None other than the wicked Domme Kyaa. We’ve been keeping less-than-perfect contact with each other since she debuted her sadistic talents on Team Tease several years ago. We reconnected recently and decided it was long over due for us to shoot together again. The results are fantastic. Kyaa’s appeal is undeniable. Considering the rather large amount of girls I’ve shot over the years, it’s amazing how quickly and effortlessly this woman carved her own unique niche. Look for those clips on Team Tease soon.

My my, what a week it’s been. My last entry proved to be the mind-fuck that I anticipated. All you sad sexual devients creating the very masturbation material you so desperately try to break yourself from, all the while stroking my already massively inflated ego in the process. Bravo! I can’t tell you how happy it makes me to watch so many followers fall to pieces over me as I exist simply as I am: lovely, cruel, and dedicated to toying with your most private and shameful desires. It’s true, I love my life more each day.

I want to give mention to the subs who have managed to stand out amongst of sea of faceless jerk-zombies. Here they are, in no particular order:

Fuckface & Pindick: these two have been practically inseparable since I introduced them to each other. I think I’ll just call them Fuck-Dick for short. Not long after my Lynchaholics (LA) entry, Fuck-Dick decided they wanted me to host the first ever LA meeting by doing a double cam session. These two have been trying so hard to be each other’s support in abstinence that it seemed all the more appropriate to watch them break their will together. Unfortunately for Fuckface, the experience wasn’t as cathartic as he might of hoped and he just ended up buying even more cam time with me afterwards and licking his cum off my shoe twice in one day.

Now whenever I find myself online, tweeting and making myself available for cam, Fuck-Dick will intermittently message me to command that I leave the other one alone. It’s so cute, especially when I clock out and one of them freaks out that they didn’t seize their opportunity to spend on me when they had the chance. My grand plan is to get the two of them to meet in person and blow each other in my honor. I don’t think this is asking too much, they’re both in Israel after all. [Follow them: @yonatancohen7 and @cearasfuckface]

Edge-whore: This guy defines what it means to have a  stroking addiction. Without fail he is the first to message me when I log into yahoo and then begins his daily routine of tributing and edging himself for hours without cumming. He works in some desolate area that restricts access to adult sites so he has to buy clips from me directly at $50 a pop. His income is negligible at best but he pays me fairly well for doing fairly little so I can only imagine he works simply to stroke and earn a couple responses from me via chat here and there. What a life.

RHB: aka Right Hand Bitch, a rather big spender I wrote about in the Betrayal entry. Like most of my subs, he’s been trying to keep his distance and not get sucked into my seductive vortex of humiliation and bankruptcy (although he’s a long ways from the latter.) He made the mistake of messaging me the other day to ask how he can cancel his membership to my website. I flipped on my cam and calmly explained to him why he didn’t want to do that and within minutes I had another 700 of his dollars. Funny how that works.

UK Virgin Student: At 24 years old this poor bitch has given up on trying to lose his v-card. Which is in his best interest considering the only thing that really gets him going is the idea of being financially dominated and ball busted. He confessed in his first email to me that he saw an attractive girl on the train and wished he had the nerve to ask her to take his money and then dominate him. I told him it was good that he didn’t. As pure as his intentions may have been in his mind, as general rule, women don’t appreciate being sexually solicited by strangers on a train. (Shocking! I know.) Despite his naiveté, he’s proved himself to be useful thus far by sending frequent, unprompted tributes of $50-$75 at a time despite his meager income (I don’t suspect it will last very long.)  He’s also taken it upon himself to live his worshipping life on the “edge” a la Edge-Whore by stroking to my clips without cumming. Whenever he feels the urge to cum, he simply punches himself in the balls. A strategy I fully support. [Follow him: @ukstudentbitch]

Czech-Binger: This guy made himself apparent to me last night when I received an invoice from clips4sale saying that someone had spent over $850 on my clips. Certainly a tweet-worthy purchase, but the guy pushed his luck when he proceeded to try and get my attention by sending me long rambling emails and tweeting at me incessantly. Apparently he spent his full savings in one night on just that and then thought that somehow earned him more than the grand collection of videos he directly purchased. Let this be a lesson to the rest of you: my personal attention has its own cost. It’s not some free add-on to your consumerism. [Follow him: @CearaHasANewPet]

For the past couple months, long time addict Yonatan (aka pindick) has been struggling to create a support group in effort to combat the bad habit that is me. It’s delighted me to no end to hear him talk about it.

At first, most of my fans were just laughing at him, but I seemed to have found him some support with one of my newer subs, “fuckface.” I wrote about my first interaction with fuckface here when I had him stick a vuvuzela up his dirty ass and then suck it clean. He’s been a regular ever since, tirelessly climbing the ladder of degradation; licking cum off a toilet seat, off my dirty sneakers, sleeping in his own piss soaked shame… you know, the usual.

A couple weeks ago fuckface expressed some feelings of malaise. He hates being “addicted” to me and wants out. Of course those moments of regret were sandwiched in between more niteflirt calls and cam sessions. I decided to introduce him to Yonatan on twitter and the two of them have been nothing short of entertaining to me.

To Yonatan’s credit, he has been doing a pretty good job lately of refraining from buying cam lately. He’s obviously still around though, lurking in the shadows. No doubt spending night after night staring at my screen name on Skype, quietly begging me to himself that I sign off. Last night when he gave me one of his many “formal goodbyes” and I couldn’t help but notice he changed his avatar to a screen shot of my profile signed on. Too cute.

“Didn’t make any effort” is right. Don’t you just love that? All I do is be available and its all they can do to keep from destroying themselves.

These two aren’t even far from the norm. Here’s an email I recently received from another struggling addict:

Naturally after reading this I invited him to find me on Skype to buy cam. Our conversation went as followed:

Now, believe it or not, deep down in my cold black heart there is some resemblance of a conscience. Its obvious to me that there is a strong need for support and camaraderie amongst my most addicted of followers. So as a gesture of good nature, I’d like to host the first ever LA meeting right here on my blog.

I welcome anyone and everyone who wishes to tell their addiction story to comment here.

You can do so anonymously, just make up a name, but start your confession with:

“Hello, my name is _____, and I’m a Lynchaholic.”

From there, you are welcome to tell your story with others who are just like you. No need to censor yourself, this is a safe space. Remember: you’re only as sick as your secrets.

Caught another big one last night. A new fish dropped $2k on cam for me to talk about replacing his sugar baby of a fiancee. Clearly the guy is loaded; spending about $50k a year on her, not to mention a near $100k engagement ring and a few mil burning a hole into his retirement fund. He said he was keeping his distance from financial domination for about 4 months when a few gifs from my clip store pulled him right back in. So it goes.

He has a twisted mind I can appreciate. We talked about tying his fiancee up in a chair as she’s forced to watch him–on his knees–denouncing his love for her as I try on all her clothes and jewelry, picking out what I want and throwing out what I don’t. When I bore of this I order him to bow his head submissively to the ground as I lick the tears off her sobbing face and spit them back into her mouth with contempt. It didn’t take long before he was calling me by her pet nickname, humbly asking to tribute me more and more; each dollar he spent that night was a dollar she’d never see.

Of course the truly wonderful part of it is, I am not simply an aesthetically pleasing upgrade from his former love. With exception to the material goods, nothing about his previous relationship will be upheld. As quickly as I can snap my fingers, he would go from being an upstanding provider for an adorning woman, to a lowly servant and cuckold, hopelessly in love with and addict to a heartless young seductress who will never even come close to returning the feeling.

And so it would be, until the day he died.

I’ve been in a particularly greedy mood lately. September was easily my most lucrative month ever and I intend to beat that record again this month. One area of frequent neglect when it comes to the multiple ways I financially exploit men on the internet is my niteflirt phone lines. I have to be in the right mood to talk to people and that mood is almost never. However, I find it’s one of those things that when I force myself to just do it I often times end up enjoying the perverse conversations that come up, they fuel ideas for future videos, and of course Im richer because of it.

This new guy “Steve” has been calling me a lot lately. He’s so fucking boring.  He thinks he’s better than most customers because he just lets me “be myself” and not roleplay. Except that “being myself” means being my lynchy-bitchy self, which is its own role-play. What he’s REALLY into is as followed; 1. Showering me with compliments about how sexy and amazing I am 2. Talking about how he wants to bow to my feet 3. Fantasizing about me snapping my fingers and barking orders at him 4. Having me laugh in his face.

He will literally only talk about these 4 things, repeatedly. When I told him he bored me he said I didn’t have to talk to him, so I took him up on that offer and kept him on hold for great lengths of time while I surfed twitter. It was like my ignore line only more expensive, so I guess he’s not so bad.

Today he called me right as this Israeli guy bought a humiliation cam show. I had him listen in as I had this guy stick a vuvuzela up his ass, pulled it out covered in shit, and then sucked it clean. Then I had him jerk off onto his hand and lick that up to. Poor Steve was horrified. I could sense a slight air of superiority when told me how gross he thought it was. “Even you said it was gross!” he said in desperate hope that I was on his “side.” Indeed I did, and it was, but hey at least he was entertaining.

A couple hours later the Israeli guy threw another $100 my way simply because he was in a “weird drunk-sad mood” and wanted to put a smile on my face. Mission accomplished.

Speaking of weird & sad moods, I had another cam show with a guy who simply wanted to jerk off to my ass & legs. He whispered quietly because his wife was in the other room. He had the most tragic look on his face the whole time he stroked and at one point begged me to just block him (love that.) He blew his load within 5 of the 10 minutes he paid for and then had the most defeated and depressed look on his face. I told him maybe he’d feel better if he ate his cum, but I think that just bummed him out more. Go figure.

Yonatan aka pin dick is still around. In case you missed it on twitter, he sent me the greatest image of all time:

That’s his wedding ring up his ass. Fucking perfect, eh?

Yonatan is constantly comparing his marriage to his obsession with me and loves putting himself in risky situations where he almost gets caught. Half of the time when he cams with me his wife is sleeping next to him. One time she was wide awake watching a movie, thinking he was just on his phone as I encouraged him to pull his cock out and show it to me. Usually these sessions result in him rushing to the bathroom, sitting his knees on the hard linoleum and begging me to show him his ass for a few seconds. After he cums he swears me off forever and then a few hours later crawling back for more whilst asking me advice on how to quit me.

Ah, men.